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# ahem
http://www.fluffgirlwax.com/blogjam/kittens.html

infintite supply of kittens.
yes.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:22, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake....
Someone tell me to fuck off, please...
Someone just ban me for fucks sake... Check out the one with the big face on the right, scary shit.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:06, archived)
# jus kiddin
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:03, archived)
# Ugh!
When the babbies eyes are at their most close together, it looks uncannily like that bloke from Coronation Street, the one who repeats himself all the time. "It does, I say. it does!"
(, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:56, archived)
# Frightened boys spotted
spread the word people www.antra.dk/
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:53, archived)
# Yup
I know about that. There are a fair few people hosting my flash stuff on their sites - hence the necessity of putting the credits in the swf files themselves - for all others listening out there- remember to credit in flash files. Lesson learnt. I'll shut up now.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:10, archived)
# See what you started

pom poms a go go
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:35, archived)
# Follically Endowed?
there is help: www.hairyback.com



..and this chap seems happy enough.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:33, archived)
# and
why not - such a luscious coat.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:36, archived)
# yeh, seems happy enough

considering
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Check this
How to behave in a nightclub.

I can just imagine trying these handy tips on a rain lashed Saturday night on the piss in Glasgow.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:26, archived)
# This settles it once and for all...
11% Hate and 89% Love. So the internet says LOVE is better.

26% Peace and 74% War. So the internet says WAR is better.

Slightly conflicting results, there, but : 'Use this information wisely.'

(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:08, archived)
# Please...
If anyone here has MSN, !!PLEASE!! add me, my address is [email protected].
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:56, archived)
# Please visit my new Flash Production...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:54, archived)
# it's not
working
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:09, archived)
# Kate's looking a little peaky

doncha fink?
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:51, archived)
# This is an 8" x 11" original pen drawing of GG Allin in his casket By John Wayne Gacy.
Behold Your God

This really creeps me out. (And it has his signature, which is pretty cool.)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:49, archived)
# surely
that is not an original. It looks like a scan to me. I can see the pixels! It is a scan .
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:51, archived)
# I can assure you
my good man, that Mr Gacy drew that directly onto the B3TA messageboard....with a special pen.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:57, archived)
# let me
see that special pen. I am sure it is a hoax.

Let me see that pen!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:00, archived)
# Here it is
Ooooooo, I'm all special
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:19, archived)
# thaaats
just a normal pen, I have one like it. You lie!
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:26, archived)
# Damn...
OK, you've caught me out.

I wasn't convinced that writing 'Oooooo, I'm special' as the 'alt' tag made it a special pen anyway.

(Typing 'Special Pen' into Google comes up with these
We really are special)
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:36, archived)
# I found this
lovely
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 18:46, archived)
# I like this
very much so I am moving it up here to look at. I think we should make sure it always stays on the board page. The Lone Ranger on a cat vigil starts here.



Over to our American friends now. Your job is to keep the Ranger Cat on this page while I sleep.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:48, archived)
# Please visit my NEW Flash Movie, Mike Flowers Pops...
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:46, archived)
# it is loud
and will wake my flat mate up. remind me tomorrow.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:49, archived)
# Mike Flowers Pops...
http://www.geocities.com/awproductionsuk/mikef.swf
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:43, archived)
# An Ode, In Commemoration Of Our Lost Princess
Maggie, oh Maggie, oh Maggie, oh Maggie,
As royalty go you were really quite shabby,
No coin of the realm has been graced with your head,
You drank all the gin, smoked some fags, now you're dead.

Margaret, oh Margaret, oh Margaret, oh Margaret,
You've vomited on many a Buck House carpet,
Your life was like one drawn-out Greek tragedy,
And now you are dead and as dead as can be.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:18, archived)
# my NYC coffee house ode...
Margaret!
smoked a cigarette,
or two.

Margaret!
you liked to laugh and place a bet,
or two.

Margaret,
you could not climb the stairs without breaking a sweat,
Yes you.

Oh Margaret,
you added to the national debt,
Yes you.

Dear Margaret,
You drunkenly swore like a tourette,
It's true

Margaret,
I read in the gazette,
you are dead,
Boo hoo.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:31, archived)
# Enjoyable
I especially liked your current events in fags... Perhaps in the event of some dogs on percussion in the news, we could have St. Bruno and Drum... Might happen, you just don't know.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:34, archived)
# I've watched a lot of tellitubbies
But there hasn't been a bit yet where one of them throws up their tubby custard and their previous meal of tubby toast over and over agian till they are left sitting in a pool of their own vom, and then the Noo-Noo comes and hoovers it all up and later has his insides rinsed with a weak solution of Dettol so that he doesn't get all whiffy under the stairs.
It might just seem a little more realistic if they did one like that, and I'm sure my kids would relate to them even more.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:15, archived)
# But I'm sure
that goes on in everyone's house... Well, once at least.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:17, archived)
# I bought a big
Blue super carpert cleaning thing that sounds like a Harrier Jump jet taking off, off of QVC. I felt bad about buying it at first cause I had so tangiably fallen for TV selling me something. However it has so far completed many missions including five special missions based around sick, wee, cranberry juice and baby oil.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:34, archived)
# i wish
noo-noo would come and live with me.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:35, archived)
# He's the fictional character
I most admire, living or dead. Plus he has to endure humiliating Benny Hill style chase sequences for his troubles.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:40, archived)
# poor
downtrodden noo-noo. Happy with his stolen tubby toast crumbs. Poor enslaved, mistreated noo-noo. Surely kids should not be taught to belittle the different one in such a way.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:42, archived)
# man..
Johnathon King is a sik bugger
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 16:35, archived)
# I read that
as:

"Johnathon King is a slik burger"

I am tired, must sleep - hope I don't dream of Mr King's silk burger
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Heh
I saw silk bugger.
(, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 17:20, archived)

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