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# Following on the Trusty Ranger
steed, here is in action in Nevada.

Aww
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:24, archived)
# thanx
to all for keeping the dream alive =)
(redifusion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:43, archived)
# How to dance.
http://www.zefrank.com/indexdance.html
(milk_explosion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:23, archived)
# Funny...
Macdonalds appliaction form. A colleague forwarded this to me and i just HAD to show you all!!



Click for full size
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:07, archived)
# Hmmm
"They gave him a job because he was so funny and honest" ...They gave him a job because he was 17 and available more like.
(milk_explosion, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:23, archived)
# Or rather they didn't hire
him as it wasn't real
http://www.snopes2.com/humor/letters/mcdonald.htm
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:33, archived)
# One day
Someone should do a site that proves that snopes doesn't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:58, archived)
# Bastards!!!
I can't believe you ruined my fantasy!! next thing your gonna be telling me that the easter bunny isnt real!!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 5:57, archived)
# I knew it!
GETTING DRUNK! It's 93% getting drunk and 7% staying sober. So the internet says GETTING DRUNK is better.

Use this information wisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:59, archived)
# embedex news
New feature ahoy!

View the Top 50 links for the last day...

Here
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:36, archived)
# Google just gets better
I'd not seen this before, but now you can search cheesy mail-order catalogs as well:

for example:
kittens
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:27, archived)
# I want to buy one of these:
Search Appliance but I don't think I can afford one.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:28, archived)
# fuck
that is sooo good. Tell me it is not a spoof, it does not seem to be. This is sooo good.
(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:30, archived)
# Cheap !
£50,000 to you sir !
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:31, archived)
# Brilliant!
I found this beauty from 'TheFerretStore.com':


It's that ferret figurine cremation urn i've been hankering after for a while. I just hope I can get it delivered in time for valentines day...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:48, archived)
# I found this on the Gladiator Website


Thought you might like to see it
(bazzalite, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 5:45, archived)
# I forgot about this...
I found him breaking in to my ... erm ... barn the other day.
He was trying to steal my onions!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:25, archived)
# Oh dear
Thats terrible!

Maybe he needed the onions to feed all the stolen penguins...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:51, archived)
# Furtive
is just a misunderstood collector.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 5:13, archived)
# Maybe
but he's a misunderstood collector of other peoples stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 5:19, archived)
# Tigers!
Sleepy tiger, hindu drama
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:22, archived)
# Help Wanted
Need some images/urls posted at Furtive or Not?

You can post non image content too, which will display in an IFRAME...(IE only)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:14, archived)
# Coding machine !
The man is a coding machine !
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:33, archived)
# no
this is a coding machine...

(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:45, archived)
# Oh...
... corrected and sitting.
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:51, archived)
# I certainly
don't look like that...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:56, archived)
# strictly
that is a ciphering machine.
</geek>
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:55, archived)
# surely
cipher is a form of "code"
(Esteban, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:56, archived)
# related, but not the same
code: replacing whole words/phrases with other symbols

cipher: replacing letters with other symbols regardless of the word structure

(god, I hope I've got that the right way around)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:06, archived)
# But isn't it also
a decoding machine, which must cast some doubt on the 'coding only' school of thought?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 6:00, archived)
# Search Engine Challenge...
And the winners are: (drum roll please...)

rob and mrbrong

I'll be implimenting your ideas shortly! drop me an email (mailto:[email protected]) with the site you want your credits linking to!

For those who didnt follow the search engine will be scary and emit a blood curdling scream when you search!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:13, archived)
# Ask Leeves
I wanted to create the above site, starring Jane Leeves who portrays Daphne in Frasier.

Every search result (written in some bizarre American's idea of a Manchester accent) would innocently reveal some intimate detail about herself, such as adventures with an ex, her preferred taste in underwear etc. This would cause a Niles character to appear on the screen, shuddering lustfully.

I now get out more.
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:06, archived)
# <pedant>
Acksherly, Jane Leeves is from London :)

</pedant>
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 4:38, archived)
# roble toot
pigs ears are great
(Giblet, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:05, archived)
# Crikey
As of this morning, b4ta.com has recorded 27437 hits on Which is Better. Batten down the hatches...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 2:49, archived)
# Wow
Thats a better hit rate than all my flibz.dns2go.com stuff, with only 45,000ish page impressions...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:05, archived)
# Interesting
It is maintaining the roughly 2:1 ratio of hits to entries in the database...

I think we've achieved AI here - with some more sophisticated searching, perhaps by adding 'opinion' words such as 'is better', 'is a load of crap' etc to the searches we could probably at least reach the general internet consensus a bit more consistently.

I do like its obsession with America and Porn though.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:10, archived)
# Rob - how many
are clicking through to b3ta?
I got a measly 50 to my site up till midnight last night.

The 'argument solver' link is working though - usenet is starting to pick it up nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:12, archived)
# Hmm....
What's the best way to publicise a link with usenet then...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:32, archived)
# It is pretty difficult in most groups
if you don't frequent them often - people really hate 'write-only' posters and treat them as spam.

Just barging in and saying 'look at this' is pretty rude.

Better is to piggyback of the various newsletters people subscribe to - lots of people repost links to their favourite newsgroups to entertain their friends.

Luckily, b3ta has a weekly newsletter :) Let b3ta promote you, then send the links to people like NTK etc.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:37, archived)
# Excellent
Low effort publicity is my favourite flavour...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:45, archived)
# Wow,
Just found a referal to SUYD from a japanese site.

Linked as (after translation from babelfish)-
"Desktop picture bleach sight. As for being enormous so however it is not, this wallpaper
is good. Being at the bulletin board the desktop picture to show and to have the
demand of ‚Á ‚Ä puzzle next the bleach. It is separately normal."
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:54, archived)
# I like the idea
of being separately normal.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:56, archived)
# Yes
I wonder what it is like.
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 3:59, archived)
# a bit like being an
oxymoron
(james, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 5:40, archived)
# Which is Better? says...
...Dragging your dick through a mile of broken glass is 100% better than having rampant drug-induced sex with Ann Widdecombe.

It works, then.
(Freddie Woo, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 0:53, archived)
# Fear not citizen
The American will keep you in good hands whilst you slumber.
(Idyll23, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Cats.
http://stargazersjelliclehouse.homestead.com/StargazersJellicleHouse.html

She likes cats. Final Fantasy too.

EDIT:

Does this count for the Paul Daniels thing?

http://www.idgaf.com/images/images2002/febimages02/paulnekkditricycle.GIF
(idgaf.com, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:45, archived)
# I am a cancer starsign...
are you crab bloke and is that why your name is what it is?
(AW Productions (UK), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:36, archived)
# fraid
the link's still not working.......
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:39, archived)
# geocities don't allow links to .swf
go to http://www.geocities.com/awproductionsuk/, then add mikef.swf to the end of the url. that way geocities will think it's a link from the index page.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 12 Feb 2002, 2:27, archived)
# My new thingy... please visit... especially you Crab Bloke...
Click here
(AW Productions (UK), Mon 11 Feb 2002, 19:35, archived)

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