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# Jesus!!!!!
Hangovers are soo much fun:-)

www.jesus.com
(Swivel, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Hi
everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# hello!
(spank, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)
# word up
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# allo!
spacefish? I know you like lineal, heres a new one its very very very sad. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)
# what did you do that for?
that's bloody mean!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# :)
seeing as Im such a cheerful and unflappable person on the outside, I have to have a way to vent my inner anxieties and pain. :) Sorry lineal!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:25, archived)
# that is quite possibly the saddest thing i have ever seen
i even cried a bit. and yet, it is so very woo. but solemn woo.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)
# :(
poor spacey. there there, 's ok. theres a happy ending I promise. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:50, archived)
# George is one sick fu,,,,,

(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# That's
just not right!
(spank, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# ah but it is
on so many levels...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:08, archived)
# yay!!!!!!
hello everybody!!! hard at work too i see, i maded a page for lineals episodes of woe, and theres a new one called love.
this link will take you to a page I made today with a realplayer stream of me slamming skateboarding (a lot), its mainly my slams, but theres a few tricks if yer interested. Theres a link to lineals pages on the right, but Im posting this link in the hopes that someone will click it and tell me if theyre also getting a general bitcasting error when the player comes up... :) I love lineal!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)
# that reminds me
fnord, have you recovered from misteralfies-skateboard-related-injuries ;)
edit: works great for me on crappy modem, excellent vid
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)
# hehehe
just a tiny tiny scar still on my elbow, but it's on the stretchy bit so it's not really noticable.
No surgery needed! hoorah! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)
# that was too fucnny,
the funniest thing is that I was standing right there, and from that point on I remember nothing except waking up with a split skull in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:03, archived)
# the pizza vendor found it all
hilarious tho.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# I
loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# yay!!!!
I started me new job on friday as A real systems expert, I get a diploma and everything! this vid is 13.8 meg, but Ive set it for a 28k, 56k , 256 and 512k stream, yay to it working :) how goes rosa?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)
# it goes ok
job still boring atm, training people to use java front end databases.... when i tell people to move the mouse up they still lift it up off the mousepad. I want to get back into systems development fast
congrats on the job, something to get your teeth into...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# how much longer you
have to travel the country training these weirdos? thanks love, Im glad to have something interesting to do, so my mood has totally improved. I want to go out!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)
# i've done
doncaster and liverpool, birmingham next for 2 weeks (surprise present from my boss on friday pm), james has suffered more i think, doing haringey, hackney and redcar. I've had my fill.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# god,
although ahckney and haringey must have been painful, at least you get to go home in the evenings and not to some shady birmingham b&B, are you going out tonight by any chance m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# nonononono
i'm doing birmingham et al.
I'm not out tonight, as am recuperating from liverpool. Shame, i'm missing these b3ta meets. You going to the halloween bash?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)
# I dont know if Ill be
able to yet, money allowing, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)
# i get a stream
steaming my way
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# quite jerky though
only getting about 1 frame a second
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# it may be right now because Ive
had to reupload the file and its currently in the process of overwriting, at least its working, i must be missing a plug in somewhere. Go have a look at lineals new episode, "love" its the saddest yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# good choice of music btw for the vid
is there a strange baseball bat near the start or is that an effect?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)
# silly
effect, does my premier skills s33ckage? hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)
# i can't seem to get any effects working
myself.
That Lineal is very sad but i did burst out laughing at the end because when he pops back he looks very knob-shaped and he's just asking 'again?'
(i've done some weird things like this (plug - see somw more further down the page or so)this afternoon. (all done on a cool organ that can samplethings)

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)
# fuck thats
fantastically tripped! what is it? the organ that is, who the fuck knows what the sounds are, obviously emmitances from your mouth jobbie.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)
# gnarly
not bad...that's you? are you sponsored or sumfink?
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:58, archived)
# yep!
just had my first video section in the new siesta video, and now have better sponsorship, one board a month and clothes. Yum. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# sweet
congrats. keep your eyes open for a skateboard related post next week (don't have photoshop at work yet). it's gonna have koston in it :)
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)
# cool,
what the theme apart from skating? or is it a secret? :) you skate too?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:18, archived)
# ..a secret ;)
it'll be daft though.

yea, i skate up here in glasgow...well, as far as that's possible. i'd love to keep talking here, but i'm done with work today. see you next week!
(I helped save b3ta! baron, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# jazz hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Right... my website is about to go up...
it's a bit crap at the moment, but please let me know what you think...

members.lycos.co.uk/dothejazzhands

(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)
# it int'
working
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)
# right...
it's working...
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Very
Nice... odd, but nice
(spank, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Incoming!

/took too long
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# but
worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Horace didn't realise he was no longer the top of the food chain
(HellDesk, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:39, archived)
# fingerbang
(dookie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# like a pair of god damn finger cuffs
.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Are you...
... thinking of the same film as me?
(spank, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:15, archived)
# jersey based and
sequel of sorts to a disapointing rompt with chocolate covered pretzels.
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)
# ratemykitten.com
has gone down. Dear god no!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:30, archived)
# "like this girl i once knew...
cause the sewer is so hollow"
- Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Are you sure?
Still working here.

god i'm pathetic. but i dont care

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kittens.
(Indole Ring, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# must be my connection
*phew* *exhales* My 'shopping inspiration would be nowt without it.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# for when you go buy kittens?
narf narf
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:37, archived)
# It's scary
how much I like that site.

But then, I don't have any children, so I guess kittens are a kind of harmless substitute.
(Indole Ring, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# no hands kitten attacks penguin.....


potatoshop bust, dont get mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# mad?
howso? that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:37, archived)
# i read it as
photoshop bust? don't get mad - do this knd of thing in paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:44, archived)
# yes
thats correct! :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# woo!
that be great!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Does anyone remember
that show Interbang? Was it complete bollocks or what?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# don't remember it
but it's title sounds promising.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:41, archived)
# It was all
about exciting themes like adventure and video feedback effects.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# not quite
what I had in mind then
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)
# was it like this
but with adventure?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# wish I had this warning

a few times in the past. Inspired by Freshlegs earlier pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# I'm clicking but
nothing is happening - could it generate lottery numbers do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Could have used that last night
before I started going over my sexual history with newly met friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:31, archived)
# always
a great ice breaker that one. I'm sure most b3tans would be happy to hear anyone's sexual history. Can you study sexual history? hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Yep
but it comes under the heading social history - well there is a little more too it than that..
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# One of those
morning banging your head against the wall going why did I do that? And remembering that you were doing really well with the nice girls before you hit the 4 pint mark?

Then you decided after 8 pints everyone would really like to see your arse...well if you are your on your own : )
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# mine?
erm, did i lose all dignity and friends earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# no no!
heh, I meant your pic using task manager!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# ha!
no, that wasn't me i'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# gawd I'm a plum
can we just say it was for my sake?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# ok!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Was someone still looking for jazz hands?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# that is wonderful!
thank you very much :)
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# I can do you one if you'd like
may I ask why you need em ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# cos i'm making a website dedicated to 'em...
and these are for the "your jazz hands" section...
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:30, archived)
# is that bloke
wearing dr newstead's hat?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)
# No idea
I found it with Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)
# :)
just kidding
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:37, archived)
# A Celebrity Tribute to Derek and Clive
This is a film that I made. My friends think it is funny:

www.myselecta.com/dandc/
(The Screaming Scourge, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# tech help needed
well kind of. can anyone help me on lens flare.
i have been making pictures with light sabres using the tutorial that was posted. they work rather well but i want to add lens flare to the pics. i am using photoshop 5.5 and cant find how to do it. i also have paint shop pro. can anyone help me out or guide me in the right direction?
(dex, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# should be in the filter
render menu
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# it is indeed
thanks koit
(dex, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# doh
i read that as koit answering his own question with a follow up point.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# do you have any lighting options?
Try a spotlight if there's no specific lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# .

incidentally, this game has ruined my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# you should have gone for FUCK
for a higher score.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# lol
didn't see that one. I had bookworm tunnel vision at the time.......
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# What about this
(HellDesk, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)
# Elvis' final concert was just a farce
By the end he couldn't even stop eating long enough to sing anything.
Being The King though he still gave the audience their money's worth. -
Elvis' Final Song
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# The slam of a toilet door
and we have a masterpiece!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:18, archived)
# the sound of free hamburger jazz
nice =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# I dated her once
I think...what can I say it was a drought and she didn't talk much...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:50, archived)
# I waited
and then that - muchos laughly.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:55, archived)
# Still fully loaded?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# I was
then the skull, now empty.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:59, archived)
# haha...
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:00, archived)
# there's 3 'organist massiv' clips
down there if you've missed them
I
v
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha....
Sorry, didn't notice them...
hahahahahaha...
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:12, archived)
# Anyone fancy
Sending me something for free?
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:48, archived)
# a bill?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:49, archived)
# what sort of gift are you after
?
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)
# Dunno
Something free. And nice. Can't blame me for trying
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:59, archived)
# just wondering what i have lying about...
i know, a 7" record full of songs playing tribute to the humber bridge! you can have one of those!
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:01, archived)
# Anything
With camouflage on would be super
(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:04, archived)
# that counts that out then.
think i'm all out of camoflage stuff... sorry..
(Rockbus, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:06, archived)
# You want
images...or candy and nice clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)

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