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# That quiz show thing . . .
can anybody read the first paragraph of this page without blinking a lot?

Shooting stars
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Mike Oldfield's Original Concept
Tubular Bell-Ends.. Somehow he knew THAT wouldn't sell.
(Matthew Pittard, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:42, archived)
# same but 280 wide
(Matthew Pittard, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:54, archived)
# genius
i love it... er.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Got hold of an early release of...
Gareth Gates' new single.

(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:16, archived)
# oooh, you're
mean!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:16, archived)
# Cruel
but very funny :-)
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Here's
Today's slippy Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:10, archived)
# I wish
people would stop sticking spoons on their noses

its unhygienic
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:02, archived)
# and this sort of behaviour...
is just stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:13, archived)
#
they should be hit with golf clubs
(jimmy tarbuck, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:32, archived)
# The one on the left
looks like she's been given a pearl necklace.
(I helped save b3ta! SqueakyG, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:22, archived)
# ack.
i'm just about to eat me dinner - you've put me off my semolina now.
;0.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:29, archived)
# yuck. nasty food.
pep eats tuna & sweetcorn too. eeeeugh!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 16:00, archived)
# couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Oh man!
That is just so funny! Bravo! I was getting tired of the Quo pics, but that beats them all!

If that wasn't wider than 280 pixels i would have stuck it on the front page for sure :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:55, archived)
# arrrgh allow me to oblige!
I need it to sustain me ego
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:56, archived)
# As promised...
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:02, archived)
# Heh
Well it would be on the front page but the option to do that doesn't seem to work from my home connection... sorry... :( If I was at work, it would be :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:13, archived)
# arggghh!
Why does god hate me?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:15, archived)
# Hooray
Just had the shittiest call from hell and the only thing keeping me going through the marathon moan that I have just ensued was the doggy pix. Nearly laughed down the phone to the guy bitching about his interest charge when I saw this pic.
Go Quo!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:56, archived)
# hurrah me!
sorry just basking
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:58, archived)
# Oi Mr
..stop stealing my words :)
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Hmmm
Perhaps so we can avoid this faux pas in future, you should clarify which words you have copyright over :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 15:38, archived)
# Oh..
..I was basking earlier in a conversation me and the germboy in question were having. Hence the stolen words.

However for future note: Mushroom, moss and grumble are all mine too.
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 17:20, archived)
# Challenge:
Please Photoshop™ this idiot! He's the mastermind of Tvind, a Danish project that claims to help poor people all over the planet. Now he's been jailed for stealing the Danish tax-payers money, which he has spent on a luxurylife in USA.
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:14, archived)
# right, i'm off
'night all

(sasquatch, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Speccie Twat
No shit! Where I come from, Tvind is known as 'the government'.
He's kinda hard to PS, what shall I do, give him thick glasses and a funny beard?
(Sea Oxen, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:39, archived)
# Well...
See him as what he is, a socialist who's really a capitalist...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Working on it
I think he deserves something special.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:39, archived)
# He
preach to people to live in a humble way, but he lived in a million dollar penthouse in Florida when they caught him!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:44, archived)
# If
he had computer-skills, then there would be an operating system named Tvindows®
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Great scott, Marty!



How the hell did he get up to 88 mph, that's what I'd like to know.
(sasquatch, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:08, archived)
# I have no idea why I did this.
Speedy little bugger, isn't he?


(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Woo!
And indeed Yay!

If I could be bothered I'd get Beaver in a Viva to come along, but I can't... oh well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Heh
Looks like he's one of those dogs that drags their arse along the floor, only after he's had a vindaloo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 13:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hell's gonna be full after this week eh chaps?
eee eee eee eee!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:59, archived)
# i've
aready had a word with him downstairs, there's jobs for all of us.........
(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:00, archived)
# oh sod it, its friday and the office sucks
so im off dahn the boozah!

have a good weekend y'all..

(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:45, archived)
# Dammit, I've tried about 5 ideas
but I still actually want to buy them...

(sasquatch, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:41, archived)
# He's a....
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:35, archived)
# c'mon
be creative.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:36, archived)
# Heh heh heh...
yes i've got adirty mind, what wrong with that?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:44, archived)
# Oh my good god. That's just awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:56, archived)
# Thats my bloody head!!!
Stop drawing shit on my head!!!
(Rich, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:39, archived)
# It's not my fault.
It's the penguin doing the shitting, and Andy holding it.

Go and sort them out.

(And have a shower)
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:49, archived)
# Oh dear
I sense danger..

(Jesus, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:30, archived)
# i sense a
furtive animation coming on...
Oh, if only we could post flash on dese ere boards..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:41, archived)
# i thought about ...
... but multiple audio would make it too chaotic. The only way is to link to flash.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:43, archived)
# makes sense I spose
we didnt allow flash on our boards either.. nacked up everything..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:44, archived)
# You were right...
Splat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:50, archived)
# ho ho
i'd approve, but it's not funny without seeing the first pic.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:56, archived)
# Heh
Thats OK. I'm happy as long as it made someone laugh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:36, archived)
# cooo that Kazaa
is good aint it? I just downloaded 10 south park episodes.. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:27, archived)
# go
for invader zim, it's way coolio!
(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:28, archived)
# okey dokey..
just waiting for fight club (DivX) to download - 700 MB eeek *15 mins left yaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:29, archived)
# That
is a damn good film...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:30, archived)
# so im told..
filling up me laptop with shite for the weekend as I dont plan to leavve the house at all. gonna veg out!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:31, archived)
# i
particularlylyly recommend the episode entitled "Room With A Moose"...........
(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:30, archived)
# bah.
that one aint there.. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)
# there
by johnen vasquez what did the squee comics like
(redifusion, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:37, archived)
# whey aye!
downlading a rake of them now.. oh feck, im turnin inta an oirish geordie. for de luv o God
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:43, archived)
# Yup
I got Photoshop, Flash, Director, Black and White, Max Payne, Memento( blooody great movie) and all for free.
Oh it gives me a warm tingly feeling.
Plus a lot of spyware for which I had to download AdAware and such..
(Jesus, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:33, archived)
# yep... but hey!
now if "they" look at this board we can be arrested for having pirated stuff..
(user ME, sharing 6453 files ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:34, archived)
# They'll
never take ma alive!!
Don't you hate it when you download a movie and it turns out to be something else altogether?
I downloaded what I thought was Shrek and turned out to be A Knight's Tale...
(Jesus, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:36, archived)
# yep, that sux alright
the best one i downloaded was JFK (or so i thought) and instead I got "Debbie Does Dallas".

I was so shocked I nearly didnt watch it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:40, archived)
# Can anybody give
a very short run-down on any security issues?

I think it looks interesting, but I'd hate to have someone poking around my machine at will - is it safe?
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 14:16, archived)
# first thing
you should do is run Ad-Aware and get rid of all the spyware you now have on your machine : )
(scabby dog, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Rock 'n' roll
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:27, archived)
# You workers
are missing Richard and Judy.
Right now they are showing how you can make kids more intelligent by having them rub their belly buttons and drinking water...
(Jesus, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:22, archived)
# elisabeth
the decision is yours:

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:21, archived)
# *pass*
is that Johnny Depp? ooo...

(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:26, archived)
# go on...
you know you want me!
(I helped save b3ta! andy206, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:27, archived)
# I'd prefer
Courtney Taylor-Taylor or Luke Haines but whatever
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:30, archived)
# yay a Luke Haines fan
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:31, archived)
# .
http://members.lycos.co.uk/TLHR/Press/select2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:32, archived)
# Shame about..
the "new Auteurs single" being a sham.

We need decent music...Wheres my Baader Meinhof cd gone?..
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:38, archived)
# I have no idea who you are talking about...
I must be getting old :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Was this...
... one of us lot?

members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! blah, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:20, archived)
# think so
its be my new desktop.
apparently ive killed loads of kittens indirectly in my time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 11:22, archived)
# We decided this morning
that it was someone on FARK's doing 'cos of the background doofers.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 8 Mar 2002, 12:02, archived)

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