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[challenge entry] A leak in the UK Garage..


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(I helped save b3ta! syzygy, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:26, archived)
# What sort of monster have we made?

(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:08, archived)
# Found this
http://www.digitalintimacy.com/globalgasm/

"Globalgasm is a monthly digital orgy with the intent of healing the planet. To participate, simply have a focussed orgasm during the first 24 hours of each month."

(I feel the need to point out that I found the site because comet cursor's search says it is a site 'related to' mine and not because I was looking for filth.)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:57, archived)
# .
they use macs. in fact, that dildo bit of the site has the best idea, internet-controlled dildoes. i for one find that incredibly cool.

and hugnation is a nice idea too, but the idea of hugging at a predefined time is a bit, er, millitaristic.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:08, archived)
# b3ta m3ss3nger beta 1
I need some testers & feedback please..

It's here
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:30, archived)
# okay,
hold on.....
(very bastard slow connection)
(Nacho, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:32, archived)
# it doesnt
seem to want to show me any messages that are waiting for me..
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)
# It updates every 60 seconds
or so...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:36, archived)
# this gets cooler
by the minute!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:41, archived)
# I keep getting
error messages when I click to send a message
(Nacho, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:44, archived)
# Whats the error ?
I'm coding on the fly a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:45, archived)
# Are you using a magnifying glass to do that?
Can you code on the woodlouse as well?
(Nacho, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:47, archived)
# me too - here is error
[error fixed - boring error text removed]
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:56, archived)
# That error is fixed.
It's cos I can't type for shite!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:58, archived)
# Well
i can send and receive messages using AWeb II that came with AmigaOS 3.9, so if it works in this obscure browser, it should work everywhere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:46, archived)
# Something went wrong
Anything to do with the firewall at work?

[error fixed - boring error text removed]
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:56, archived)
# It
works for me

:min

(...nutscrape 6)
(minoltion, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:57, archived)
# just being picky, so ignore if you wish...
but who does the reply function reply to? everyone on the original message, or just the sender? it'd be nice to have both options!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:59, archived)
# I'll go add it...
May take a few minutes...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:04, archived)
# OK,
That's done
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:12, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:25, archived)
# Yeah, that's a good idea,
cos I'm having so many individual conversations that I'm rapidly losing track of what's going on.
I need ADSL. I'm frightened to get the next phone bill.
(Nacho, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:07, archived)
# i feel stoopid.
i went down the shops, and bought jelly. then remembered what the active ingredient is in jelly, and why i haven't had any since i turned veggie. d'oh!

ah f**k it. i'm sure i've made that mistake before and not noticed. jelly-frying plan a proceeds as normal! (self-loathing has increased by a notch.)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:25, archived)
# Ooh how weird that you've just put that.
I made a jelly this morning. I don't think I've ever made one before, but I bought a fish-shaped mould for it. They'd run out of rabbits.
Bought it cos I found a vegetarian jelly - Asda.
(Nacho, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:27, archived)
# part #1
jelly setting

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:35, archived)
# I want to play
a game of sucking a huge jelly into a Dyson and watching it splatter on the inside.
Probably ruin the Dyson though
(Nacho, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:45, archived)
# i doubt it'd break.
when they say no loss of suction, they mean it

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:53, archived)
# .
Would make a good page though. They sell 2nd hand ones down the bottom of Lewes Rd, but they're stil about £70 tho :-(
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:53, archived)
# Oooooh!
Great! I can't wait to find out how this turns out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] i'd buy it
(za0, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:03, archived)
# nee naw
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:19, archived)
# heheh
thank god for the b3ta red cross!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:26, archived)
# Hang on...
How long has the McDonald's employee simulator been on the front page? Pure class? Maybe not :-)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:59, archived)
# The retards of Denmark:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:51, archived)
# Pickled Pizza
just a reminder for you to watch the EastEnders omnipotent bus tomorrow to see yerself shagging janine :)

It was at the beginning of the week, so you shouldn't have to watch much :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] How could it fail?
(I helped save b3ta! Gribbley, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)
# Heh
Damned dirty apre remix!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 12:58, archived)
# there's a first time ...


...for everything, here's my sad rendering.
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:36, archived)
# Hehe
Shop Spice. I like. But I think of her more as "Stupid skinny slag spice" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:39, archived)
# well...
you're so duer!
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] One for your weird Scottish Great-uncle?
Hello.. I'm new. Is this any good?



j


(I helped save b3ta! syzygy, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# Welcome
to the wonderful world that is B3ta :)

And yes, thats ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:37, archived)
# The Highland Pipers
I seldom remember my dreams. Hope this one will be an exception.
(637sabs, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 20:05, archived)
# Dreams
Can't remember any. Damn.
(637sabs, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 4:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Always tell your mummy
before you blow up somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# wow look
life after screech
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:47, archived)
# I'm not sure
if his life is going uphill or downhill - hard to say!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! rockyrobin, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:50, archived)
# Hahahaha!
According to the press release Dustin has "become an icon of society", purely because of his portrayal of "Screech" in saved by the bell.

Methinks they are overselling him somewhat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:35, archived)
# I used to watch Saved By The Bell
only for the woman with the knockers, you know the one...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:54, archived)
# There was a rumour going around
not long ago that he'd been kidnapped...

I got quite excited. But then realised it wasnt real. Damn
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sing Along With Bill
(arthurfrayn, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# that is so good.
I REALLY want to hear "It's not a bug it's a feature, baby".
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# stands the test of time
god the more i think about it the funnier the concept of 'closed source love songs' is :D
(bobulatorm, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 18:34, archived)
# Looks like he's about to cry
Awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:35, archived)
# I want to make a new thingy
but I'm having a low idea day.

Somebody help me out....?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:24, archived)
# Are you any good at flash?
You could do an "Auto-Warmifyer". You upload a picture of an animal, then the flash program allows you to add rotatable, resizeable socks, legwarmers and slippers. You can then save the results, and people can rate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# If I could do Flash
Then I'd do that... But I can't, so I won't
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:33, archived)
# Nope
I'm crap at flash.
Gonna be learning it when MX is released...
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Get
rid of my hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:37, archived)
# we need a b3ta instant messenger,
which supports html image and link embedding. and has a "post-to-everybody" function. too much to ask? =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:38, archived)
# .
Yay! Sounds good. But i'd imagine that would have to go through an enabled server, perhaps linked to #b3tairc?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:40, archived)
# There WAS an irc channel for a bit
but nobody visited. I'm on IRC now actually, so if anyone fancies a chat, connect to irc.shagged.org #b3ta. My nick on there is Tickly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:42, archived)
# tickly?
what afantastic name. shame i have to go out in a sec.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:43, archived)
# i'll be on once i've been to the shops
for jelly...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Yer gonna do it?
Yer gonna fry jelly?

YAY!

Just have your digicam at the ready :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# alas, i don't own one,
but i'm a mean man with the airbrush tool in photoshop =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# Oh damn
Me 'n tomdog were hoping for photos :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:16, archived)
# I'll get some photos.
I'll have to get some Jelly and a new frying pan first (it's my flatmate's and I can only imagine that I'm going to completely bugger it if I start frying jelly)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:48, archived)
# Heh
Cool! I want photos! Keep an eye on spacefish's effort so you can avoid making any mistakes he makes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 10:49, archived)
# From the IRC channel:
[tomdog] it's like playing god, but better
[tomdog] hehe
[Tickly] heh
[Tickly] i wouldn't want to be god, everyone would be bugging you for favours all the time
[Tickly] "please don't let my kid die"
[Tickly] "please let that horse win"
[Tickly] yap yap yap
[tomdog] hahaha
[Tickly] you'd never get anything done
[tomdog] i suppose
[tomdog] but you can do stuff like make enemies fall over in the stret
[Tickly] thats why I pray to satan, he'll be less busy :)
[tomdog] haha that crazy satan chap
[Tickly] yeah, he's a cheeky wee scamp
[tomdog] bless him
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:07, archived)
# I could do that as a portal type thingy
that used frames to embed b3ta.com with inbuilt navigation and messaging...

Take a few hours - anyone interested ?
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:09, archived)
# .
Oh yes! I would love that! Expecially when I'm at "work", "working" and not transferring annoying people to radio stations.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 9:49, archived)
# You
should make a yellow bad machine...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 8:44, archived)
# Some ideas - no skills
and English is not my mother tongue. Maybe not so good ideas. Anyhow:
- learn how to talk to babies (or what relatives think that is)
- most annoying radio commercials
- if you have a tinnitus you can be cured (not really) when you got this noises on the healthy ear as well
- bungee jumpers
- conversations during an operation
- drunken people explain
(637sabs, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 21:19, archived)
# Animal Tragic
I've finally got round to doing the Johnny Morris thing. It's crap, but there you go.
Animal Tragic
It's a poor piss-take on a flyer that most of you will never see... Sorry it's so bloody big, but the file size is small.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 7:43, archived)
[challenge entry] more kick.... more kick...

(bobulatorm, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 7:42, archived)

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