You couldn't make it up
This is a photo from a German production of a new musical based upon the life of Princess Diana.
She's arguing with Camilla Parker Bowles - in German.
Read the full story.
rob,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 10:00,
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John is mad ....Thats something like ... another german highlight ...
(,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 11:20,
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i think we've got the b3ta xmasouting sorted then. Hoorrah.
(
pep,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 14:35,
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can anyone photoshopthis?
defies belief...sounds like the plot for one of crab_blokeys flash animations
(defies belief...sounds like the plot for one of crab_blokeys flash animations
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 7:55,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Photoshop Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen"){kind=small}
The Carthaginians most fearsome weapon: The Llewelyn-Bowen War Dog ChariotThe ultimate hybrid of dog, chariot, and Edwardian dandy interior decorator.
well, I was young, I needed the moneythey said it wouldn't hurt, and to be fair, it didn't that much, i just went a bit dizzy. That noise was more for effect than any...thing...umm, oh.
NOT that? Err, I dunno then, why what?
(NOT that? Err, I dunno then, why what?
pep,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 14:45,
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Wow!I just realized that if you rapidly press the up and down arrows at the exact same time you can make the images bob up and down. It's so cool! It also works with the page up and page down keys, but that's less amusing. Try it on the ugly belly dancers!
(,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 19:09,
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hoorah! turn them into a niceaudio files for a flash movie - you know you want to...
( pep,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 19:03,
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wait up-is Rich a ginge?
lordy - they get everywhere,
g'night.
(lordy - they get everywhere,
g'night.
pep,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 19:05,
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Surelyan improvement on the original. How many hairs did the animators have to do for Bowen's Byronesque mop?
(,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 18:22,
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did you put that many on the poster?it's quite late but i may have to check.
( pep,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 18:41,
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I just bought some of these
They're tasty, and they say "Uncle Joe's Mint Balls keep you all aglow!"
And the best part is on the back where it says. "The recipe which has been been passed down the generations still remains a closely guarded secret. INGREDIENTS: Pure cane sugar, peppermint oil, cream of tartar."
Wow, what a secretive recipe!
I think he's related to Uncle SamYes, he must be Uncle Sam's less successful brother.
(,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 18:12,
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some people come ready photoshopped...
Five-Star Artists Inc... Presents
Contortionists...
CONTORTIONIST ACTS...
...Beauties With A New Twist...
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 11:04,
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He'sthe Boy in the Bubble. He's got a baby with a baboon heart.
(,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 19:38,
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I 'd always wondered how flash animations are put together
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 8:59,
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I CAN'T PASTE MY PIC INTO THIS BLOODY BOX, HELP MEAAAAAAAAAH IT WON'T BLOODY WELL WORK
(,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 22:14,
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THIS IS MADNESS I JUST SPENT A GOOD 15 MINUTES DOING THISAND NOW I CAN'T EVEN SUBMIT IT, SOMEONE WHO IS SKILLED IN THE WAYS THAT I AM NOT MUST BECOME MY ALLY AND FREE ME OF ALL CONSTRAINTS
(,
Sun 11 Nov 2001, 22:16,
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Alright...Do you have it uploaded onto a site? Or is it from a site?
This is the code. [img src = 'http://whatever.com/jpg']
Where the '[]' are ''
Hope that helps.
(,
Mon 12 Nov 2001, 21:11,
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This is the code. [img src = 'http://whatever.com/jpg']
Where the '[]' are ''
Hope that helps.
wifey!what are you doing with the tourist guy and laurance at this time of the day?
( pep,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 16:39,
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boredbecause all my little chums have buggered off to Vegas. Anyone still around? No? Oh well, I'm off to drink imported scrumpy on my own. Sob sob.
(,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 21:42,
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Last job before bed.Off to Surrey today...See ya all later.
( Wifey,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 2:13,
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Photoshop These.. Scarys
Aye.. I Challenge Ye.. The Best gets a copy of the new Album.. !! For Real
Special Forces Operation
Behind enemy lines in Afghanistan, adopting the classic "local dress" disguise.
it was about then little bobby knew he shouldn't have taken that third tab
automatton52 Grumpy old goth,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 13:00,
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I was all grumpy
having spent all day building a render farm.
Nothing worked properly, all the computers we were
supplied turned out to be different if they
worked at all, when they are all supposed to be the same,
and the wiring keeps falling out of one of them.
Then I came back to my desk to find a
Swizzel's Double Lolly which has appeared
as if by magic.
I feel like a kid again
Woo. Off to finish the job and
(hopefully) get to the pub before
closing time...
.
chthonic,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 13:23,
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the other cathas emotional problems. He should really see someone about that.
(,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 14:18,
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you leave that cat alone Esteban -don't go grabbing it round the midde and making it sick.
( pep,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 16:42,
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I just got homethis cat is bitter and thinks that life is unfair. I agree.
(,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 14:17,
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Faces of MurderersSome of you seem to like the faces of demented psychopaths and stone-faced killers. God knows, I love them. I thought some of you might like the photo-edit possibilities available here:
www.dcor.state.ga.us/OffenderQuery/asp/
It's a search engine for all the prisoners, male and female, in the state of Georgia of the USA. If you look at current offenders, there are thousands of fantastic photographs. Enjoy.
(,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:16,
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www.dcor.state.ga.us/OffenderQuery/asp/
It's a search engine for all the prisoners, male and female, in the state of Georgia of the USA. If you look at current offenders, there are thousands of fantastic photographs. Enjoy.
That Prisoner Profile ThingThat was creepy...I need to take a shower now.
(,
Sat 10 Nov 2001, 23:06,
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plotting world dominationand experimenting on those people I keep locked in the basement, mainly.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:48,
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hoorrah for you!don't be down. I've had a wholly unconstructive day too.
All I've done is a supermodel with a needle sticking in her head.
And that's it.
worry not.
(All I've done is a supermodel with a needle sticking in her head.
And that's it.
worry not.
pep,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:59,
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yes, i like sticking needlesin peoples heads too. i've never stuck one in a supermodel though- i tend to stick to low profile plebs. makes it less likely the police will find my laboratory.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:02,
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Supermodels are mostlyso stupid they don't notice, so it's ok really.
If they did notive, i think they'd like it.
(If they did notive, i think they'd like it.
pep,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:10,
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Such a versatile passtimeyou can inject so many fun things, like glue, or domestos, or marmite. Or if you get bored of that you can suck out bits of their brain instead. so much fun.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 12:20,
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i go home nowbye bye my lovelies. Tell Mrs. b3ta thanks for having me over.
(,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:29,
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see ya -have a good weekend.
and y'all come back now, ya hear.
(and y'all come back now, ya hear.
pep,
Fri 9 Nov 2001, 11:31,
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