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# a family...

this is the crew...
(xdjsorex, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:25, archived)
# Dear me..
I hear his anti-social behavior began in grade school.
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id2.html
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:24, archived)
# By the way...
I'm only posting links now because

a.) Rob stopped accepting E-mails (not to make it sound like it's his fault)

b.) It's quicker than E-mailing anyways

c.) I don't know of any free web hosts that'd let me post like this.

It's in the bottom right hand corner of the page, by the way
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:26, archived)
# sorry capt'n
It would appear that the images on your site all have an extra slash after the tripod.com bit

or is it just my browser? it has been playing up a bit of late.
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:51, archived)
# Nahh..
I don't think so. I have to post them full size in a gallery. They don't show up on a blank page or from a thumnail or anything. It might just be your browser...I hope.
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:55, archived)
# Maybe it's just that..
there may be differences between the way tripod shows up in the US (me) and the UK (you)
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 15:00, archived)
# possible I s'pose
thought it shouldnt really make a difference where you view the page from.

maybe its just me being a gibbon, its been known to happen on a few occasions.
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 15:04, archived)
# sorry mate
tried it on my other PC and got the same result.

do you know what the URL of the images are supposed to be? I cant even see them if I take out the extra /
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 15:01, archived)
# Ahh nuts
There's two options I have left before I throw my computer out the window:

1.) Try this :
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad/id2.html

2.) Or the home page:
captain_kimbo.tripod.com/kimbo-be-bad
and then click on "Things that are Kimbo".
Sorry for the trouble
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 15:11, archived)
# Dr. Kevorkian
is not a psycho.
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 15:28, archived)
# I dunno
How many other American doctors that kill their patients do you know of? It was just to make the joke work.
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 15:57, archived)
# You're
forgiven.
(Ernest Thesiger, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 20:53, archived)
# From my personal collection
signedship (57k image)
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:01, archived)
# Just did a google image search
for b3ta. It's a good record of everyone who's been killed on kill your friends.
Are you up there???
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] very quick (and bad) pun
It's Shippy and his bush kangaroo

shippy (12k image)
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] In a Shipman - Bin Laden world....
.... don’t they look wonderful

>
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Sooty
I always had my suspicions about those fuckers, they were going to butcher the lady bear!!!
(iain, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:35, archived)
# bastards
quick, someone help sue
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:37, archived)
# Too late....
...thay have converted her! What do we do?

(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:46, archived)
# knocked up a quick FAQ
http://b3ta.com/features/faq/

what have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:26, archived)
# Marmots
marmots and penguins. could do with some chunty too. chutney and tuna.
(Naughty Tortoise, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:33, archived)
# should probably
mention furtive polar bears somewhere. it's very important that people understand the hazards of furtive polar bears.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:34, archived)
# tricycles
penguins balancing turtles riding tricycles.
fool!
oh well. home time I think. bye!
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:37, archived)
# bye bye
andy. have a nice weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:51, archived)
# hey there rob .. i hope you dont mind but you may wana take a look and this un-official guide wot i did
Do you think its worthy for a Permanent mention ?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 13:49, archived)
# Looks good to me
Well done for that. You are helpfull.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:03, archived)
# aaawww
schucks... (blushing)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:40, archived)
# //
unfortunatly im stil not sure if those allow pic posting - i thought they did - i'll have to double check
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:43, archived)
[challenge entry] What is it all about?


Shockingly when searching for "ship" on Google the second answer gave me a picture of a strange gimp sort of thing? What is it all about??

(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Is he...?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:51, archived)
# Beautiful
It's a collector's dream
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:45, archived)
# geni
us
(Esteban, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 17:40, archived)
# INNACENT?

(morf, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity doctor (third time lucky, sorry about this...)
[edited]
(matski, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:14, archived)
# help
am new to this site - pls tell me how to priduce pictures like yours.
(Lucy, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)
# Hey there Lucy welcome aboard
Painshop pro can be found here its a bit of a download (31meg ) but you can find older versions. People who do some of this art stuff also use PhotoShop, Photoshop elements(cheaper PS option), Illustrator?, FireWorks, Flash, Corel? The last few have try outs i think but most people seem to use Photoshop ! Hope that helps. You will also need somewhere to upload your pics to :)
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)
# my advice would be to download one of those
Paint shop pro is easy to get hold of and pretty powerful. Then play.
Layers are great, the clone brush is your friend. And reoutching smoothness is a god-send. Hooray.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:43, archived)
# Photoshop is my friend because..
.... of the wonderful 'Magnetic Lasso Tool', makes life so much easier!
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:03, archived)
# yup ...'photoshop is my friend'
i like the way that sounds.
i havent tried paintshop pro since version 5 and its now 7 so i dont know how much its advanced, but it is the cheapest alternative to PS although PS elements is a quite cheap like £70 or something alternative to PS itself !
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 12:13, archived)
# Yup Elements does the biz
It has outrageously useful ,magnetic lasso, aswell as ayers, save for web optimizing your jpegs and gifs and history palette. Basically its Photoshop with the obscure or heavy duty pre-press stuff left out.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:33, archived)
# You could also..
just use Microsoft paint like I do. The quality is a bit lower. The other programs cost like $300+ dollars.
(Kimbo, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] superHarold

(morf, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] One in the eye for Harold
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)
# Nice one
wondered when that would appear
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:03, archived)
# hello
Is this you?

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)
# Yes, that's me
on the right and my girly on the left. Don't we make a lovely couple?
(I helped save b3ta! Stella_R_Twa, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:11, archived)
# You do
You can come round anytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:16, archived)
# talking of stella
wheres my stella goldfish tank for bob?
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)
# Ummm.
He turned into this. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:22, archived)
# hmmm
bob will NOT be happy!

he was looking forward to his stella box home
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 13:11, archived)
# Maybe
I'll do it this weekend...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 13:31, archived)
# please do
please please, pretty please... I'll make you mean chilli con-carni in return :-)
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:07, archived)
# Mmmm
That is tempting..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:10, archived)
# here's a teaser
at the quality of the meanness of my chilli con carni

oepchilli (6k image)

another bad pun, I know, sorry
(Sul, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity doctor
[edited]
(matski, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Doctorin' the House
(Daylami, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] "I Am The Greatest!"
(Autoclave, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:43, archived)
# You are the greatest!
You're ready to rumble.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:45, archived)
# in other news
just seen hearsay rehearsing for tonights children in need - if rumours of any of them not getting on need fueling - kim was sitting all by herself with a face like a bag o' spanners whilst the others sang and danced and made merry - ps like the shipman elmo - can you do an electric chair one that shakes and says 'that tickles' when you press his belly?
(chimpy's girl, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:40, archived)
# Does it look anything
like this?
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:54, archived)
# Aaaahh
Just noticed - what has kym got in her left hand?
(I helped save b3ta! bantam, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)
# an ice cream
which she found in a coal mine
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:08, archived)
# bloody hell
no wonder noel looks happy.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Celebrity doctor
[edited]
(matski, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:11, archived)
# b3ta Bandwidth Crisis
I avoid bandwidth problems by using this miniature band.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)
# Their width is so minimal
that they are able to get around by riding on the head of this celebrity bee.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Shippy & The Duke on Everest
(kee, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)
# that sounds like some sort of poor
fourth instalment of a seventies buddy/road movie sequence. The one that comes out once they run out of ideas/writers, and one of the lead actors has gone onto better things/into rehab. It probably followed "Shippy and the Duke", "Shippy and the Duke go West" and "Shippy and Duke: the lost weekend". After it came "Shippy and Duke meet Abbott and Costello". Then the eighties arrived...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:29, archived)
# Why did the fish cross the road ???
(Jodrell, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)
# It was
trying to get away from that polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Fri 16 Nov 2001, 10:49, archived)

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