hell yeah!you should always bother.
Especially where an angry red nose bee is concerned. You never want to ignore those.
Ever.
(Especially where an angry red nose bee is concerned. You never want to ignore those.
Ever.
pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 14:29,
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Why...are all the bees angry? Are they annoyed that a photographer has intruded upon them while they were in the middle of one of their cult acts, worshipping the granny?
(,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:06,
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why are the bees angry?mary whitehouse has died and come back as a half tiger half lady monster and george bush and his wife are trying to enter her underwater lair.
(,
Mon 26 Nov 2001, 13:53,
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that's outside the b3ta headquaters.i can't leave I'm too scared.
Glad you got away after you saw it.
(Glad you got away after you saw it.
pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 14:30,
archived)
The happy couple againBeen saving this one up for daze 'n' daze...
(,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 13:24,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Photoshop this Kitten"){kind=small}
i wanted to make a satirical point on the Afghan bombing...but then Sammy Davis Jr. popped into my brain :)
(,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:46,
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Poor kitty!It's obviously suffering some kind of paranoid schizophrenia. It got all kitted (i know) up to protect itself from the imaginary aussies, when *ping!*, Sammy appeared right up close. Look at the jerky eye movement and sweaty paws. Kitty's going to lose it...
(
spacefish bong!,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:02,
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Can I just say.......I HATE BT!
I have found out what those bastards are up to!
Now that I know what their game is, they have decided to fck me over on my ADSL connection.
And seeing as I getting into the mood to write an essay, i am going to tell you the story about how BT is ACTUALY run!
So boys and girls gather round...here goes...
BT is actually run by 5 people, who sit in a tiny office, 20 floors underneath the BT tower in central London.
Now when you ring them up, if any of those bastards are busy chatting to "Brad" there surfer boyfriend or jacking off to a sex line, or maybe the occasional mental customer, you immediately get transferred through to the:
"BT LABERYNTH OF ENDLESS AUTOMATED FUCK YOU OFF PHONE SYSTEM"
If you DO get through, its a miracle, and if your thinking that i am wrong about the 5 people, coz you have spoken to an Irishman/woman, Scotsman/woman, Welshman/woman or Englishman/woman YOUR wrong, what they have is a sophisticated voice sound changing thing, (similar to the voice changing thing they have in Mission Impossible 2), they log every call you make and change the voice for you the next time you ring.
The engineers you get round your house are actually an outsourced electrical company with a spraypainted van.
The big corporate BT buildings are actually big cardboard cutouts of buildings, and they hire actors to walk in, change clothes inside and then walk out, all day long.
In my recent investigations, I have managed to get hold of one name…..”DIANE”……..click here for proof
BT I AM ON TO YOU!!!!!!!!
(I have found out what those bastards are up to!
Now that I know what their game is, they have decided to fck me over on my ADSL connection.
And seeing as I getting into the mood to write an essay, i am going to tell you the story about how BT is ACTUALY run!
So boys and girls gather round...here goes...
BT is actually run by 5 people, who sit in a tiny office, 20 floors underneath the BT tower in central London.
Now when you ring them up, if any of those bastards are busy chatting to "Brad" there surfer boyfriend or jacking off to a sex line, or maybe the occasional mental customer, you immediately get transferred through to the:
"BT LABERYNTH OF ENDLESS AUTOMATED FUCK YOU OFF PHONE SYSTEM"
If you DO get through, its a miracle, and if your thinking that i am wrong about the 5 people, coz you have spoken to an Irishman/woman, Scotsman/woman, Welshman/woman or Englishman/woman YOUR wrong, what they have is a sophisticated voice sound changing thing, (similar to the voice changing thing they have in Mission Impossible 2), they log every call you make and change the voice for you the next time you ring.
The engineers you get round your house are actually an outsourced electrical company with a spraypainted van.
The big corporate BT buildings are actually big cardboard cutouts of buildings, and they hire actors to walk in, change clothes inside and then walk out, all day long.
In my recent investigations, I have managed to get hold of one name…..”DIANE”……..click here for proof
BT I AM ON TO YOU!!!!!!!!
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:28,
archived)
Oh yeh.........Thank God, Rob, and others that B3TA is back!
The last few days have been horrible, I have actualy had to do some work! Sorry for the extra long message above
(The last few days have been horrible, I have actualy had to do some work! Sorry for the extra long message above
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:30,
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if it helps - oh god, it just doesn't-why did i type that, but anywayumm, Telewest are the same.
Only they can't afford as many actors. It is run by fools. It's a technical job requirement to work there. You have to be utterly bloody useless.
(Only they can't afford as many actors. It is run by fools. It's a technical job requirement to work there. You have to be utterly bloody useless.
pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:15,
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Dont forget the other requirement......Evil! I am still on the phone as we speak, and surprise, surprise, i am on hold, listening to Fcking Michael Bolton!
EVIL BASTARDS
(EVIL BASTARDS
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:27,
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I Have Had Enough...........so i am waiting on the phone, on hold, for two bloody hours, and then the auto message at the end of michael boltons fcking album, was:
"Just to remind you, the opening hours are from 9:00am to 5:00pm Monday to Friday"
Does anyone know how to plaster a wall back together??
I am about to go to A+E, to get my fist patched up!
Have a good weekend! Bye Bye
("Just to remind you, the opening hours are from 9:00am to 5:00pm Monday to Friday"
Does anyone know how to plaster a wall back together??
I am about to go to A+E, to get my fist patched up!
Have a good weekend! Bye Bye
JamboM,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 12:59,
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testing my profilei still like kittens.
i catch them on ice planets.
(i catch them on ice planets.
Jay,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:25,
archived)
whats the correct tagfor posting images? I can't get it to work :(
( Jay,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:28,
archived)
much wooing and yaying at b3ta hqwe've got strippers, dwarfs, champagne & everything.
(
rob,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:25,
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Here is my entry. It sucks.... But I've done it now....It's crap... but then so am I ! I'm a programmer, that want's to be a designer.
( blah,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 9:57,
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"programmer, that want's to be a designer"I think that's a lot of people here...
( rob,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:00,
archived)
don't do it.I'm a designer who would currently rather be doing ANYTHING else. I swear.
If i wasn't thick and unable to type I'd be a programmer and make nice things.
That or, i dunno, save the world or something.
(If i wasn't thick and unable to type I'd be a programmer and make nice things.
That or, i dunno, save the world or something.
pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:17,
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it's actually unfair on designers init....?... as a programmer can pick up photoshop and hack some piccies together... but a designer (not all I know) would have a tall learning curve to produce something using C.
( rob,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:20,
archived)
i dunno, i'm sure I could do somethingbeautiful using the letter C.
In a nice typographic stylee.
not to day tho, as today, I suck.
(In a nice typographic stylee.
not to day tho, as today, I suck.
pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:21,
archived)
go on! I want to see your CI KNOW it will be fantastic. as Pep - you rock like a beast.
( rob,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:31,
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true, there are differences. I have no headaside from that tho, we're pretty much identical.
( pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 10:59,
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I think I know why it's called KY KittenWhahey! B3ta is back!
chthonic,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 9:55,
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he looks a resigned to his fate tho -I think it might happen alot.
( pep,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 11:16,
archived)
we were wrong about the cats in scilly"Well. They were quite definitely real. I used to work over on one of the
islands in a cafe - one of the cats lived there. He was an enormous fluffy
black cat with bad eyes who was called 'the little one'. He liked to sit in
the entrance to the cafe & fool people into trying to stroke him. Not very
good for custom!
"There are generations of cats there now - but I couldn't swear there were
cats there right at the very beginning of time!"
Arse.
(islands in a cafe - one of the cats lived there. He was an enormous fluffy
black cat with bad eyes who was called 'the little one'. He liked to sit in
the entrance to the cafe & fool people into trying to stroke him. Not very
good for custom!
"There are generations of cats there now - but I couldn't swear there were
cats there right at the very beginning of time!"
Arse.
rob,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 9:50,
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Even the Pope is happy at the return of B3ta...
"uh-huh, look at my picture of a polar bear stealing christ off the cross"
NopeI just got lucky, as it were, with my first name.
Now hopefully I will garner more respect than I deserve for my feeble comments.
(,
Fri 23 Nov 2001, 9:25,
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Now hopefully I will garner more respect than I deserve for my feeble comments.
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