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# looks like dave palmer is on a photoshopping warpath
rob...u eva thought of getting a chatroom??
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:14, archived)
# this IS a sort of chat room
i think a "threaded flat discussion board" is the best platform for web communications. (er.. except IM - which rules..)

I've done quite a bit of work with chatrooms though the years - with dotmusic.com & robbiewilliams.com - and I'm not that keen.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:20, archived)
# did u make a program for this message board
i mean how the hell do u do it. its amazing
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:22, archived)
# I didn't program it
Cal at iamcal.com did it.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:25, archived)
# ohhhhhhhh
i see
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Flat Cat 2 (via Dave Palmer)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The wonderful thing about tiggers... (via Dave Palmer)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Flat-cat (via Dave Palmer)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:02, archived)
# wooohooooooo
robs on the uploading warpath
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:01, archived)
# yep
it's taking time too. it's a bugger doing this on a dial-up.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:03, archived)
[challenge entry] KY Creation (via Dave Palmer)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:00, archived)
# is that a
moustache between his legs?
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)
# Ky Kitty (via Jason Field)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 6:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Frog Kitten (via OtaKuno)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 6:52, archived)
# strange...
No one has done a harold shipman cat yet......have they?
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)
# You'd be the first
=)
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 7:05, archived)
# Fine pic
although I'd have preferred the teethy frog's head.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe cats are bad.
This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time:
Kitty.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 5:44, archived)
# your right
this is soooo bloody funny i pissed myself..the person who did this should get some sorta award
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 5:50, archived)
# I can smell your
brains
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 5:56, archived)
# Something for the UK folk
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 5:43, archived)
# jays cat now has laser eyes
yes i still have an animater
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 4:55, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
i lost my paintshop pro 7...no photoshopping for me 4 a while....what a f**king bastard
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 3:26, archived)
# quite stylish
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] he is so fuzzy
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 20:49, archived)
# this
hey i just found this site it was in an article somewhere it looks pretty cool i have come for the photoshopping!!!!!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 20:10, archived)
# then enter the weekly challenge
the entries so far are here.
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 6:23, archived)
[challenge entry] finally?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 19:07, archived)
# aha!
That giant evil kitty has finally been stopped dead in its tracks...people said it was hiding in the snowy regions!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 19:15, archived)
# its the
thick winter coat. having just got in from the pub, i am jealous.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 19:31, archived)
# That's great
does it have lasers and stuff? brilliant. bravo. hooray!
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 3:36, archived)
# Dr. Greene



(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 17:53, archived)
# argh
look at his mouth, surely hes going to take a bite out of that baby
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:01, archived)
# where's
AndyK when you need him?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:05, archived)
# I reckon
that the baby is hyper intelligent.
It looks rather smug, as if it just discovered the answer to a huge mathmatical problem before that bloke.
Be warned....hyperintelligence is frightening and is a health risk.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:20, archived)
# he's a black belt in karate
he knows what's up and he's gonna chop that man in the windpipe as he open's his face for a bite.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Here we go...
Evil kitten muses on the consequences of his evil actions, whilst an old woman is turned into Clowndog by the evil wizard as she ponders marriage to the giant outside her window, all the while evil cats have crept into her kitchen with a view to evil doing, which Paul McOnkey has come to thwart.



That should do it.

Binst
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 17:46, archived)
# thats weird
Paul McOkney has a strange yellow glow about him. Is he slightly radioactive?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 17:53, archived)
# That yellow glow
is his method of dealing with evil kittens. They're allergic to yellow. I assume.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 17:58, archived)
# Hmm..
I think he has been hiding in the microwave again.......
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:00, archived)
# that is quite literally
unbelievably fantastic.
Are you going to make it into a feature length film? I think you should.
good work ginger.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:01, archived)
[challenge entry] I am sorry
I did a cat and uploaded it to my geocities webpage. Cant get it to view on here obviously so if you are curious enough to look the link is:

http://www.geocities.com/becca_dt/index.html


sorry, it rubbish anyway but some of you may want to see it? It my first attempt, I will try to get better.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 17:45, archived)
# wow - is it an evil snow kitten, marked
with the head of an omnipotent sphinx, whilst sporting a jaunty green goateee?
if it's not, it looks like one, as i saw one of those last week, on a bus near a shopping centre in the south of England.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:09, archived)
# yes
they are lurking about at the moment.
I took the photo of this one sitting in the corner of my room.
I had to shoo it out with a broom. It left a nasty stain on the furniture.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:12, archived)
# was that one
bigger or smaller than a spider?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:19, archived)
# Bigger
about 5 times its size. It was quite frightening.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:22, archived)
# next time, snap at it with your
lobster claw. It's the only way.
See if you can get the omnipotent sphinx in the eye. It weakens him, temporarily. of course.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:26, archived)
# But its.......
...evil! I dont think I could! Hence why I used a broom. If it was smaller, like the usual ones i would have caught it with a glass, slid a bit of paper under it and thrown it out side. But this one was not normal!
It's eyes are too evil! They are just too red!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:29, archived)
# in that case, i think it was a queen
you should check outside, there might be a nest.
get an old pair of tights, some cheese, a tuning fork and small piece of haddock. put the tights over your head to protect your face (they mustn't know it's you). Hit the tuning fork (a b will do fine). when you see them coming, rest the ladder up at someone elses window - throw the haddock to the top of the ladder and they should go after it, into someone elses house. There they will make a new nest and leave you in peace. Take the cheese, put it in a sandwich, and have a rest and a snack. you'll need it.
I hope that helps.
good luck, and good night.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:36, archived)
# I dunno......
I would sleep uneasy knowing that those things could be next door! They have sharp teeth! I know they would chew there way back behind the bread tin. I already have markings there from a previous attack of adam ants.
Those were a real bastard to get rid of!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] everybody
please meet Allah!

(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 16:33, archived)
# he needs animating.
he's kinda cute.
You're right - where IS andy k?
(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 18:11, archived)
# well I thought he was fine on his own
but is this what you meant by animated?

(, Fri 23 Nov 2001, 19:32, archived)
# he he he
that is fantasticly funny
(, Sat 24 Nov 2001, 3:24, archived)

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