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[challenge entry] Cat Butcher

Thank goodness b3ta is back. For a while there my productivity was dangerously approaching normal.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)
# Oops
I forgot to choose the 'This is a photoshopped kitten' option. What does that do, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)
# it means it'll be in the list of photoshopped kittens
linked from the front page.

Without it you - you can't win the challenge. (as we won't see your pic when we judge the entries.)

However - you re-edit your post and put it in the list.

Good to see you back.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)
# Cheers.
How do I edit a post?
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:02, archived)
# you should have an edit button
underneath your post. by the bits that say edit & delete.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:04, archived)
# I don't get them.
I used to, but now they've vanished. I thought they'd been removed.
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:37, archived)
# dunno
... delete all your cookies and log back in?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:48, archived)
# Slightly different log ons
I had a similar problem because I didn't log on using capitals in the correct place. Make sure you sign in exactly as you joined the site.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry] you sure it's not...
....Cat Slater?


(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:31, archived)
# You probably already know
but if not - I saw that cat game is mentioned in .net magazine this month.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:39, archived)
# no - I didn't know
woo.

Never read the internet magazines.

Find them really out of date - and inessential.

I wonder if a high frequency publication would be better. i.e. "weekly net round up" thing...

dunno... no one else thinks it would be a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:51, archived)
# B3ta
did get into the Guardian's 'week on the net section on Saturday'.

Apparantly there's some sort of 'image manipulation' craze on the internet, but I'll believe it when I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:01, archived)
# don't think the guardian even looked at the site
just lifted their scoop from wired.

arse. if this means we're fashionable - then we'll become unfashionable next week.

anybody got a good idea for a new trend to attach ourselves to?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:09, archived)
# Drinking
or whaling. Or both.

I don't know, I just watch ducks.

Maybe one day it'll become fashionable.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:15, archived)
# new trend
what about the trend of nicking stories from wired (or perhaps poking people's bums with large plastic fingers... GOOSE! )
(iain, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:33, archived)
# for a store of
cat related crap including this rather fetching raindeer number check kittycity.com
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:22, archived)
[challenge entry] angry cat
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:55, archived)
[challenge entry] you are the weakest kitten

goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:09, archived)
# Is Simon in popidols trying to be like Anne ..
.. on weakest link?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:11, archived)
# He is only on there to insult people
But it's the only reason I watch it. (btw, sad to say but I'm glad that bloke who did the Doors cover won on Saturday - not that I watched it).
Simon can't be Anne, he just looks too camp anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:20, archived)
# I love the show ...
... but missed it last week.

I like that fact that it'll be a Darius/Fat bloke face off next week.

I think that's an evil bit of decision making.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)
# well no-one else has a chance really
those two will go through as the top two I guess.

Saturday's was a good one actually. What with the out-of-tune-crying bloke (which was hilarious) and that guy being slated by Simon Cowell then winning it. Also he did a fabulous "Annabel, get the gun" line which made me laugh. (you had to see it really).

I should get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:27, archived)
# i know someone
who's mum knows simon's mum. She tried to set her up on a date with him - but he only likes blondes with big tits, apparently. (sorry, turning into popbitch..)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:28, archived)
# can next week's photoshop this
be a celebration of this:

Whom everyone must vote.
(Can your new server hold that bandwidth, though?)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:25, archived)
# hopefully we should be ok with bandwidth
now... b3ta is now hosted by my employers rather than me personally.

hope it'll be ok.....
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)
# bah!
all my pretty pictures have disappeared. Anyone else with blueyonder accounts suffering the same?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:52, archived)
# Evil Kitten meet your match
This is a quote from Pet Assisted Therapy.
That woman's not smiling, she's terrified...


Bob, the greyhound, knows how to bring a smile to the face of one of the residents.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 4:50, archived)
# no wonder she's frightened
it appears to be eating her hand. Somebody stop it before it gnaws off her entire arm...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 4:53, archived)
# too late
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:20, archived)
# yay.
hungry dog.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:25, archived)
[challenge entry] its the pussy i tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:41, archived)
# that is SO good
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:10, archived)
[challenge entry] umm... wet pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 4:42, archived)
# great teeth
i'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 4:51, archived)
# but why is it swimming
doggy paddle?
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:48, archived)
# to brutally assault the
penguins and create a fall in the job market for seals (bastard)
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:51, archived)
# thats better
now hes swimming, well sort of
(I helped save b3ta! wangolini, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 5:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hungry pussy
Our 'evil' 'friend' is tucking into a 'bucks fizz'(©) and an adam ant 'toastie' while 'evil' henchmen, gripper and bronco look at him
(DonkeyJacket, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 3:27, archived)
[challenge entry] yum!
(DonkeyJacket, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 3:37, archived)
# hosting?


try spots.flatland.com/ for free hosting.. 20mb space no adds and no junk mail
(tristan, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 0:56, archived)
# supranos
okay i couldnt get the swf to load on here so i just put a link up...this is my first flash attempt and is pants but i LOVE IT
www.btinternet.com/~RLW/Movie6.html
(rik, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 23:41, archived)
# That made me laugh only half an hour after getting out of bed
which is quite an achievement!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 4:34, archived)
# anyone there
is there anyone actually sitting here doing nothing???
(rik, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 23:18, archived)
# nothing?
hell no , its 8pm here.. on the other side of the world

:]
(tristan, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 1:01, archived)
# modern desktop publishing
means that magazines can cater to increasingly specialised niche markets
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Cardinals knew they should have never got that Internet connection (via Zannusi Beatz)
http://www.b3ta.com/images/b3ta/ilikethepopebecausethepopeisafilthyphotoshopper.jpg

(btw: this image linked as it's not for the office - at least not mine...)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 17:14, archived)
# hehe...
i might animate this tonight if i get the time.
(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 3:38, archived)
# oh yes...
oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The Great Doberman (via Dave Palmer)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Martine McCatcheon 2 (via Dave Palmer)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 17:09, archived)
# I thought the cat had more of a felicity kendal about it...
buit far to late tonight to establish proof...
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Martine McCatcheon (via Dave Palmer)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 17:07, archived)
# hosting
Do I have to host on something other than Geocities to post a pic?
(pirates_ass, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 14:58, archived)
# you can host on anything
as long as you upload the picture onto your space
(rik, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 15:07, archived)
# hmm up to a point
the problem is that geocities (cos they exist on advertising) won't let you link to a picture outside of a geocities webpage - so you need to find a host (like your ISP (or, apparently, Homestead) who will let you do this.

Everything is explained by TheWife at the bottom of the archive page at www.b3ta.com/board/archive/72/ Though a caveat to that is that what with bandwidth bother and the rpessures of media stardom, i don't think rob and co are as enthusiastic about posting emailed images.
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 15:15, archived)
# I may be wrong Matt
but I think it's ok again now. Um, best check with rob if that's actually true or not though
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Sun 25 Nov 2001, 16:50, archived)
# gosh they certainly seem to be
I think that youmay be allowed to email pictures to Rob and co if your name happens to be Dave Palmer. Alternatively, you could always pretend to be Dave Palmer. From his pictures, he probably looks a bit like this.

Fashioning a convincing mask should be relatively easy with scissors, glue and an empty cereal packet.
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 17:40, archived)
# yeah yeah
send us a picture then.... but I'm off to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] You can
Almost feel the breeze
(I helped save b3ta! KQ, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 14:41, archived)
# i made a new episode of the supranos but its like 1.25mb gif...
.any ideas to make it smaller??
(rik, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 14:05, archived)
# you could download
a demo of flash from www.macromedia.com and redo it thataway - might save some size and be streamable, so size doesn't matter so much.
If you cant be bothered (I gave up flash post version 1 cos I couldn't cope with all the bells and whistles), then cut the height and width of the gif by 40% (ought to more than 1/2 its size), and reduce the number of colours (though that might make it look a bit grainy.
(I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 14:25, archived)
# thats cool m8
im getting macromedia flash soon but on cd cause i have dial-up so sometimes i use coffee cup firestarter but when i try and upload the flash it never works..
(rik, Sun 25 Nov 2001, 14:31, archived)

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