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[challenge entry] Evil war cat uses mother turtle to it's own gain.
Its bones are tender
Its sinews soft
But its grip is Firm.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:57, archived)
# mini monday challenge
"Dear b3ta chaps,

I was wondering if you would make me something; I've been trying to draw it for a while, but it doesn't look quite right yet. It has the following attributes:

*) Huge brown eyes
*) A griffin type beak
*) A feathery voluminous tail (white)
*) Claws

It may resemble the Ronald Searle cartoon Molesworth.

Thanks in advance - a bowl of kedgeree upon completion

Clara Wooller"

Can anybody make Clara's dreams come true?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:39, archived)
# These kids
have beaten everyone to it.
(james, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)
# YESS!!
Griffin huge/ Rather fierce/In fact he is bigger than me / Fat and brave / Fierce and frightening / I don't like them / Nasty and horrible but amazing!
(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:18, archived)
# Josh for Poet laureate

A mythical monster...He flies in the air...He hunts every day...Big and strong...A head like an eagles...Big sharp claws...A lions tail...Like a bat

The worst ever similie at the end there methinks.
(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:22, archived)
# I think
he missed the similie lesson.

A budding Tom Hughes though.
(james, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:32, archived)
# Is it something like this?
I know its very crap, but i wanted to beat Andy!



well second place, at least i beat andy!
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:00, archived)
# Ah but you made yours,
I struck lucky on google.
(james, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)
# it sort of....
...reminds me of "WHY" Bird from BBC's PlayDays??? Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! JamboM, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)
# the why bird
was good but not as good as Peggy the cat who skreetched and yelled at everyone.

(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)
# The wye bird
Is Welsh, however, has not quite managed to get to 15 degrees, and so isn't as friendly as Colonel Sanders or Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 12:51, archived)
# That'swhat
i was trying to think of.
(james, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:07, archived)
# lovely
absolutely lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)
# I don't think
this was what you wanted was it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitten (via mijandjoe)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Here Kitty (via Davide Pascolo )
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:22, archived)
# Bum
My employers poxy proxy will not let me get to the original kitten pic. It says this when I go to the page...

Access to this web page is restricted at this time.

Reason:
The Websense category "Sex" is filtered.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

What is so sexual about that cat?


(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:21, archived)
# The site is quite odd
http://www.webcoves.com/

It's the world of Laura - the goddess.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)
# I don't think
the site content quite lived up to the obvious promise of mother turtle. Bah!
(milk_explosion, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:34, archived)
# the turtle was pretty cool
i'd like one like that.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:37, archived)
# Ooohh
I really want to see this site now.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:37, archived)
# it's fantastic.
and you can't see it. ha!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:41, archived)
# Don't
taunt me. I might cry, monday's are emotional enough for me without that.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:44, archived)
# do they block your access
via sites like anonymizer as well?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:43, archived)
# I forgot about that.
I used to use SafeWeb but they took it down.

YAY I AM IN.

The shore of infinity's edge is as beautiful as ever.

In your face Rob!!
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:48, archived)
# maybe
someone had linked to the image as a "nice pussy"?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:29, archived)
# nah
the whole domain is blocked.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:30, archived)
# this is a kitten apparently


looks like an armoured kitten tank thing to me
(Naughty Tortoise, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:15, archived)
# Oi Rob!!!
I posted a message aboot Super Monkey Ball Flash Game ages ago complete with the URL, which you quite obviously ignored. You, are a big nasty.
(Olly Aphonix, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:39, archived)
# yes. we are evil.
and we specifically ignored your post.

or - I was out & didn't notice it.

Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)
# but because I am a lovely lovely person ...
... I've changed the credit to you.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:32, archived)
# Ohhhhhh you BIG lovely!
And I thankyou, for your inversion of nastiness.
(Olly Aphonix, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitties Day out in Paris (via Neil Barrie)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:21, archived)
# ha ha
ahh, the poor kitten! he can't help it that he's somehow grown to ginormous size!! he was just playing with it!! look at his cute furry face, how can you blame him?
(cold, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:51, archived)
# apologies if it's already been on here
I've been away...
All your base are belong to tourist guy.

It had to happen, really.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:09, archived)
# the tune still sounds great
a fantastic bit of music.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:19, archived)
# It's great!
I cannot possibly imagine anything more representative of current internet culture.

Apart from b3ta, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:28, archived)
# Where you been AndyK?
We missed your images (and seemingly limitless bandwidth/spare time)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:37, archived)
# I was out learnin' stuff on Friday
in Reading of all places...
Limitless bandwidth? I wish... I am having a few isp "issues" right now about that very subject. Fingers crossed I may get my webspace back soon.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:40, archived)
# My host
has unlimited bandwidth if you are not hosting vids or mp3 etc.

www.readyhosting.com

and it is only $68 dollars a year or something like that.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:28, archived)
# oooh... that's quite an attractive offer
I would need to set up a new ISP account here as well though to dial in. But that's not bad at all.
My ISP are saying that I used 940M in one day but then they have sent me a list of files transferred and it adds up to 300M. So I used my webstats tool on their site and they gave me someone else's web log files! Amazing service...
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)
# Mine are so bad they only generate
log files every now and then. Sometimes a whole week goes by without a log file, so I'm not sure how I monitor my bandwidth :)

I seem to be using about 10Mb a day at the moment, so try to only post 2 or 3 15k images at a time.

Rob hosted the hawking & davros thing for me. I _didn't_ realise that this was off his personal account.
Rob you are a star.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:01, archived)
# I know...
You're on F9 as well aren't you? Snap. Problems a-plenty.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:06, archived)
# hopefully I wont have to pay
currently we are "negotating...."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:09, archived)
# well
My host (whose a nurse) is brilliant. Unlimited bandwidth and live stats. Also you can register as many domain names as you like for $0.00 They all have to point at the same root directoru though. But still, pretty neat.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 10:20, archived)
# rob
you'd be impressed. just saw napalm death and their stuff arriving at the Astoria. That's your kind of thing isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:01, archived)
# er...
I bought the so solid crew album this weekend - and napalm death are boo wiv me crew.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:07, archived)
# what would
a literal translation of "boo wiv me crew" be?
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:21, archived)
# my friend
rocked with Napalm Death in their tour bus.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:31, archived)
# really?
so much detail is so few words? impressive. Their tour bus was still parked on Charing X road last time I looked.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)
# they came to
Colchester and played at our Arts Centre - he managed to blag himself and a friend into the bus after thier "set".
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)
# Napalm Death
rock man - Utopia Banished is wicked.
(Man In A Suitcase, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)
# Excellent
"Napalm Death rock man - Utopia Banished is wicked."

I love you people.
(Esteban, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)
# Tough choices
You could book a flight here or you could help a fruitfly instead here. Isn't the internet lovely today.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:58, archived)
# Woo!
That's made me really happy. It's good to know that there are people out there that care.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)
# what a fab use of a URL
another good "one gag" site.
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Kitties Day out in London (via Neil Barrie)
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:55, archived)
# what is with that building?
Is it trying to eat the kitty? Is kitty using it as a lav? Is it laughing evily?
(Lazarus, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:14, archived)
[challenge entry] the cat in the hat

"and doctor seuss said... nothing you idiots, doctor seuss is dead he's locked in my basement. haha."
(I helped save b3ta! AndyK, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)
# His single went top 20 yesterday
but it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:34, archived)
# i think im gunna do a whole series of the supranos....who thinks its a good idea???
if you didnt see the second in what i can see as a long and popular show there heres the link again
www.btinternet.com/~RLW/Movie6.html

sorry 4 putting the link up again rob...

i can feel the second one's gunna be uploaded tonight
(rik, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)
# and i might do a feature lenth film
good idea????
(rik, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:28, archived)
# Omigod, I've been ruined
searching for images of Felicity Kendal brought up this:
www.baraboonow.com/derrickm/thegoodlife/images/Fkendal.jpg

(large amount of bare flesh warning)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:26, archived)
# argh
not nice.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:27, archived)
# Ya miserable cur...
that's a marvellous pic. Oh Margot!
(Ernest Thesiger, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 8:56, archived)
# hmm
i cried
(rik, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:30, archived)
[challenge entry] KY Kitty's Rolf Harris Hospital

"And this poor little fella was found in the street..."
(anat0010, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:07, archived)
# cats should present more tv
and operate on Rolf. With knives.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:17, archived)
# I had this Kafka-esque vision
A vets surgery where all the nurses and vets had dog faces, and all the patients were animals with Rolf Harris's face. Arrrgggg <runs screaming>
(anat0010, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:19, archived)
# let the visions in
for they are art.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:21, archived)
# I knew I'd seen that smug baby
somewhere before
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 26 Nov 2001, 7:05, archived)

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