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# GazelleLapin
Interesting pic at abcdefg.multimania.com/GazelleLapin.jpg
(One_bad_rabbit, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 2:26, archived)
# put yer hands in the air
like you just don't care...
c'mon.
Somebody, please.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 4:49, archived)
# This person scares me!

Its Gary Glitter!!! aaaarrrghh!!!
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 15:30, archived)
# The Gary Glitter Crab
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 15:32, archived)
#
it just needs a soundtrack
(One_bad_rabbit, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 2:41, archived)
# rather concerned by
the arm actions he is doing there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 3:41, archived)
# he actually has a website
to promote his new album. I think someone should send him an animunition pretending to be the last remaining fan - see if he'll put it on his website.
he loves the web too.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 3:53, archived)
# glitter is back?
what is the URL?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 4:45, archived)
# cant remember
was in the news of the world.
you could try adding dot com to his name, but thats as likely to bring up something nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 4:49, archived)
# wonder if
the CD has hidden stuff to play on your PC...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 4:50, archived)
# i met Gary once.
he kissed my hand.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 4:55, archived)
# come on pep - tell us how you taught gary to surf the web
pep did you know.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 5:03, archived)
# dagnabbit. I wasn't actually going to bring that up
That was me being subtle.
Also - everyone will have a go at me for not teaching him how to delete his cache. Bu**er.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 5:04, archived)
# the thing is
if a celeb of that stature asked you to fix their PC - the first thing you'd do is check the cache, isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 5:08, archived)
# i was young, I was naked,
he came into the office, i wasn't at his house. (Actually i wasn't naked either).
he seemed nice enough tho...umm
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 5:12, archived)
# Ill take the elevator to Mezzanine ...
Whatz up with Centepedy (?)?
(Tales of the blode 3)
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 15:24, archived)
# re: blode 3
watched it last night - best one yet I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 3:51, archived)
# I only got to hear it
from the other side of the room as i was workin (Nicey - I was drawing a nice cup of tea, go figure) but it sounded like it was cool.
Crab man, like i said you have the voice for CBBC.
(c for crab, obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 4:53, archived)
# Inside a Dalek
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 11:07, archived)
# are you a surgeon?
was that where his heart should be?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# c'mon
everyone knows a dalek hasn't got a heart.

They often end up going to the emerald city to get one though. The daleks have been campaigning for years against putting speed bumps on the yellow brick road because of this.

[sad thing is that image was originally a photo of a US electric chair - the label used to say 'execute']
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 3 Oct 2001, 6:01, archived)
# wuff
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:48, archived)
# Is that dog
Sponsered by Gateway?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:54, archived)
# ha ha
you'd make a dog laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 11:06, archived)
# sorry... that sounded rude... have a nice cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 11:37, archived)
# Thank you
I thought maybe you had one of those beards, and had decided to be arsey cause of my un-guarded dogs bum observation.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 11:55, archived)
# World's smallest man?


(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 8:36, archived)
# He's sort of crouching down
So he's actually taller than he looks.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 9:52, archived)
# those towers ...
... i am scared.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 9:57, archived)
# there is actually a spider called a happy spider

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 7:52, archived)
# oh yeah ... it's got a weird little face
on it's back. Looks like it wants to be my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 8:07, archived)
# i wish it was also the most deadly
http://www.k12.hi.us/~shafter/aos2000/caseycc4.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 8:13, archived)
# happy spider throwing some shapes
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 9:46, archived)
# imagine if that was what
the new 'envisioning' of spiderman turned out to be.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:04, archived)
# Oops - he was hiding 4 arms behind his back


(ashamed of his drinking I think)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:49, archived)
# hurray!
he can carry drinks and get every round in now.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:51, archived)
# Facial hair
I feel that nasal hair is sadly neglected and overlooked. I've been thinking about growing mine and waxing it into a handleber nose-moustache.
Does anyone want to set up a club?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 2 Oct 2001, 7:17, archived)
# it's nose joke
I would love to join, I would need to encourage my nostril hair to grow at a speedier pace. Maybe we could develop a serum to spur on nose hair growth. I would love to see a picture of someone with very long nose hair that has been waxed into a moustache shape.
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 7:27, archived)
# my nose - yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 7:37, archived)
# I worry about

I've made this diagram of Blokes who grow those beards that go all the way round their faces but there isn't any moustache. I worry that they can't drag their fingers from their noses to say their shoulder with out having to go through some kind of beard. In effect their face is stranded in the middle of hair. This is way to much like a dogs bum for my liking. Also it can appear that their heads are on upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 9:35, archived)
# Does the ominous silence
Mean everybody has got beards like this except me?
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:14, archived)
# no
ive got that face
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:30, archived)
# I don't
-but you know that already..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:32, archived)
# I hate all facial hair
Didn't there used to be a tax on beards?? I think they should introduce it again. I shall go and lobby my MP about it now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 10:34, archived)
# Ear and nose
hair could be platted together to form cheek curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 11:07, archived)
# kittens that cuddle
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:19, archived)
# the horror
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:16, archived)
# hope it works this time - once again - the horror
Giant Bunny
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:18, archived)
# more horror
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:42, archived)
# aaaple two eye colours aaple
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:43, archived)
# round 1 - fight!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:04, archived)
# Nicey...
you know you said orange clubs are rubbish? You should get an orange kit kat - they have much more chocolate on them - or the one I'm eating now has... hope that's of use...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:26, archived)
# Oh no!
You've told him. That's his christmas present spoilt..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:42, archived)
# damnit!
sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:00, archived)
# That's okay
I can always resort back to socks and pants. He likes that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:38, archived)
# Thats the Swiss for you
You see they (Nestle) took over Rowntree Mackintosh and co0ntry to fears at the time that we would loose all of our important Choc bars have done some pioneering stuff like Orange Kit kats or those ones with extra chocolate on. So that's good. But the French who by and large I think are spot on have not got a clue about choc bars and biscuits. There must have been real anguish for those Jacobs boys who had spent years putting lots of chocolate on club biscuits and building their brand on that very fact, when a load of french blokes told them to make crap useless ones. Sorry to go on but this really gets my goat, whatever that means.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:24, archived)
# From the B3ta mailbox


"A couple of photos taken of a friend of mine, who idly wondered if he could fit through a climbing frame. I think the photos explain his conclusion.

"his name is Phillip. It happened about 10 weeks ago. I think he got a small mention in the paper as a 'reckless youth'. He also got charged for the damage to the climbing frame."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:23, archived)
# silly
He looks like he was having soo much fun.
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:34, archived)
# he deserved it
where's his beer belly?

i have no sympathy for a man without even the beginnings of a beer belly

fuck him!
(stuart, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:55, archived)
# he's only about 15
poor lamb
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:16, archived)
# bart club
berliner bart club
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:59, archived)
# fantastic barts
but does it mean beard or moustache - or either/or?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:03, archived)
# Bart
A bart is a beard, I think anything goes. For moustaches try this www.handlebarclub.org.uk
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:06, archived)
# the bloke
with either a small head or stood at too far a distance behind everyone else in the bart club has a crap tash and no beard.
The man with the largest handlebar moustache in the Uk went to my old school - he keeps appearing in the old pupils newsletter - which is great because I assume the school are rather embarrissed rather than as proud as they should be and would be if he was as good at throwing a ball or something rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:11, archived)
# take a look
at the youngest member of the handle bar club - I am sure he has killed before and will do it again.
(Esteban, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:21, archived)
# who'd have thought it...
... Audio Justice as the Saturday Show's house band.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:57, archived)
# saturday show?
is that the doomed BBC rival to SMTV?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:59, archived)
# found this
http://www.rexboyd.dircon.co.uk/website/photopage/catj.html
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:48, archived)
# to the front page it goes.
BTW: it's an animated gif of a man juggling a cat.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:02, archived)
# Is there any way
to train cats to mix cocktails and make tea? I have been offered a mewling prototype old cat and would only consider offering it a home and choice scran if it was prepared to make itself useful or at least attempt some form of training in the bartending/refreshment arts. Can the pawed and furred ones be coerced into some form of light domestic duties in return for food and lodging? I have no need for a mouser as I have wired up the skirting boards with short-fuse starfish and they seem to control the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 19:02, archived)
# Tea towel
I once managed to drape a tea towel over our old mog, and he almost got it as far as the kitchen before it fell off. That's about the most notable thing I can recall.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:19, archived)
# cats balancing objects walk backwards
fact.

putting a small washing basket over your cat is pretty good too. they become suprisingly effective daleks.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:23, archived)
# for some reason that
reminds me of one of the funniest cartoons I've seen in Viz. It was a picture of a dog with his arm round a crying man - with the caption something like "Bert - The best dog in the world".
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:36, archived)
# Also, I'm sure
you could emply an ex actor from Cats to do this as actors are out of work 90% of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 4:40, archived)
# I could be interested in this idea
as long as they didn't sing. Would I get one, or a whole troop?
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 6:08, archived)
# Nope
but if you ever want anything knocked off a table, a bin scattering over the floor, or some nice clean washing shed all over, my two would be glad to oblige.

That is after their sitting motionless for 3 days record attempt is over.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 2 Oct 2001, 5:17, archived)
# I made a new Blode cartoon
www.rathergood.com/blode3/

Thanks for the marmots mr tea etc. Does anyone have any thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 1 Oct 2001, 14:24, archived)
# But what are the songs used in frightened boy?
But what are the songs used in frightened boy?
(Homleonard, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 15:04, archived)
# mail me
at [email protected] and I'll send you a tracklist
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 1 Oct 2001, 18:11, archived)
# Woo, Yey, Woo
Much splendor. Me and Mrs Tea are playing it in stereo on our his and hers lap tops. Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 15:26, archived)
# Mad as a bike
you are!
Excellently silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 15:39, archived)
# Hooray
Glad you like it. Do you reckon it's ready to go up on rathergood? No obvious flaws? Does it stream ok?

Thanks for the marmots. Marmots rock. I'm glad I finally found somewhere to use the cleaning musk ox song as well. it's my greatest musical work to date (with the exception of my Giant Bee ballad, which will get an airing eventually)
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 1 Oct 2001, 16:05, archived)
# Steams a treat
Now Mrs Tea has gone to bed and left me alone with the bandwidth. I was downloading at 8K a second without a hitch.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 16:20, archived)
# how do you read the replies to your messages
must I register?
(sardine fanny, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:25, archived)
# no...

no one replied that's all


(Zannusi-Beatz, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:35, archived)
# your name scares me...
... not sure I understand your question. But, whatever you do, the job market is currently quite depressed and you'd be better off staying put.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:44, archived)
# job market in London
should I leave my job and liik for something else, will I find something else, no qualifications, doing menial finance crap, need to earn £30,000, so I don't drop in salary. Views please
(sardine fanny, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:22, archived)
# Lovely view of the South Downs
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:47, archived)
# Not when it's raining its not.
Stay put SF. The grass is all dead over this side of the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! chimpy, Mon 1 Oct 2001, 18:53, archived)

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