friends reunited parody..well, that's my weekend, then:
www.bloommedia.co.uk/richard/web/fiends/main.htm
(www.bloommedia.co.uk/richard/web/fiends/main.htm
monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 1 Oct 2001, 4:15,
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that space penguin gamespacedpenguin
play that for a bit, then check this screenshot out
spacedpenguin.jpg
(,
Sun 30 Sep 2001, 19:10,
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play that for a bit, then check this screenshot out
spacedpenguin.jpg
What are the songs on scared boy?What are the songs on scared boy?
(,
Sun 30 Sep 2001, 17:24,
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I've posted this before but..This Page is a memorial page to dead Chinchillas. What I thought was interesting in the sub text was how they met their ends. They seem really delicate, many died because they got walked on or poked, some because they ate the wrong stuff, a lot chewed through power cables and fried, some fell in the bath, and most of the rest were just wrong and died. Chinchillas are all breed from just 11 individuals brought from the highlands of Peru. In the 1930's so they have a well naff gene pool.
( nicey,
Sun 30 Sep 2001, 3:18,
archived)
you write for the church of engerland?do you eat chinchillas in communion?
( pep,
Mon 1 Oct 2001, 2:48,
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The Spirits WithinYeap! ... we eat them as little Cinchilla-chips, ... they are tasty!!!
(,
Mon 1 Oct 2001, 13:15,
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errrcombining a trend for "ate my balls" things with a trend for mahir, this is an intersting combination of web memes:
mahir cagri ate my balls
(mahir cagri ate my balls
crab_bloke),
Sat 29 Sep 2001, 11:59,
archived)
Someone called Belindasent me this. I like it. The rabbit must be incredibly vast though, considering the crab is about the size of one of those godzillas.
( crab_bloke),
Sat 29 Sep 2001, 11:27,
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not THE belinda?oh he of winding up people wanting to talk about pop?
(
rob,
Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:45,
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to clarifythis is what the region is actually like:
What I really like is that there's a place in Germany called Worms. I could go and live in worms, and ingest tapeworms, and then I'd live in worms and worms would live in me. Wouldn't that be lovely.
(What I really like is that there's a place in Germany called Worms. I could go and live in worms, and ingest tapeworms, and then I'd live in worms and worms would live in me. Wouldn't that be lovely.
crab_bloke),
Sat 29 Sep 2001, 9:22,
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Orbital Doctor ?Oww just grabbed the new Orbital Album called 'Alltogether' and it has a mentally cool remix of the classic synth tv tune from Dr Who . nice
Bargin !
(Bargin !
hal9000 sme,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 14:06,
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grr... i downloaded this from filepile ...... prefer the origonal i think.
( rob,
Mon 1 Oct 2001, 11:46,
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Crab Bloke & Monkeonyou have just blown my mind.
You are genieiiii
or whatever the plural might be.
(You are genieiiii
or whatever the plural might be.
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 9:12,
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thanks pepdoes that mean i get to grant you 3 wishes?
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 9:51,
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would you?I'd like:
a crab with Pingu the penguins head on, running about,
world peace,
and a large, half fat, caffene free visigoth sarnie with mayo, ice and a slice, no dill, fullcream and pro plus on the side.
Actually, hold the mayo - and can i have it on a rice cracker?
(a crab with Pingu the penguins head on, running about,
world peace,
and a large, half fat, caffene free visigoth sarnie with mayo, ice and a slice, no dill, fullcream and pro plus on the side.
Actually, hold the mayo - and can i have it on a rice cracker?
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 9:54,
archived)
OKThey'll be under your pillow when you wake up tomorrow. Talking of crabs, I haven't made any in ages. I really ought to put together a gallery of the crabs and general giffage. reckon that would be a good idea? How do you reckon I should do it if I do?
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:14,
archived)
crab galleryyou could have a rock pool and when you click on a rock - a crab comes out from underneath.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:23,
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Could dobut it would have to be an absolutely enormous rock pool. All the crabs are giant. They're about the size of one of those godzillas infact.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:25,
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in that casehow about the big crab olympics?
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:32,
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you're not, like, gonnainclude the scarey... like the, you know...the scarey evil...
CLOWN CRAB. Are you..? we wont have to look at it will we? Not right at it, in the eye, like?
Will under the pillow pingu crab make it go away? WILL IT?
(CLOWN CRAB. Are you..? we wont have to look at it will we? Not right at it, in the eye, like?
Will under the pillow pingu crab make it go away? WILL IT?
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:35,
archived)
No, sorry PepThe under the pillow Pingu crab will not make it go away. I've been trying to get him to leave for months. He's very sinister. He keeps trying to find the hamsters and the nails, but fear not, they are still well hidden
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:45,
archived)
Woo!the big crab olympics sounds cooool. what would be in it do you reckon? the 1500 metre scuttle? Endurance levitation?
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:37,
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YesThey usually choose not to when people are looking at them though. They get a bit self-conscious when they're airborne.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:46,
archived)
i think they shouldall pince Wolf off of gladiators' skin and he should shake them off. The last one remaining on wolf wins.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:48,
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excellentthat sounds perfect. there could be several different events: holding on to wolf from gladiators, holding on to airwolf, holding on to an actual wolf, holding on to a virginia wolf, holding on to a sperm whale made up to resemble a gigantic, ocean-going wolf.
Any other events?
(Any other events?
crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 10:56,
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that marmot is just sooooooo cooli'm thinking about doing something with your marmots as we speak, mr tea.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:08,
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how about another gamewhere all the nice crabs get together and gang up on the evil clown crab and they fight to the death and only the clown crab dies? All to the sound of 'another one bites the dust' ala gladiators. And then we can all be happy and look at nice flowers and nothing will be as bad, ever, ever again.
And THEN bring in the disguised sperm whale as he sounds punk rock.
(And THEN bring in the disguised sperm whale as he sounds punk rock.
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:11,
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Good speechHoorah. Right I'm off home to take a good look at the Wife's hole... Thank you.
( nicey,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:19,
archived)
The factorial 10 jumpIts like the triple jump for two legged animals only for ten legged animals it takes way longer.
( nicey,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:02,
archived)
millipedeshow many hops and skips would they need? maybe that's why I've never seen a millipede doing athletics.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:09,
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QuiteMaybe someone could work that out when they get a chance? They would need a hell of a big run up. What ever !300 or so time the length of a millipede is plus somebody has to judge it and make sure they do all the legs in the right order starting front to back. That has to be why we'e nevr seen this event.
( nicey,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 11:17,
archived)
c'mon!it's Jimmy Neon! he makes nudes, like, out of neon. And he's been in Playboy
I wonder if his parents forced him into Nude Neon Making, after saddling him with a name like that?
(I wonder if his parents forced him into Nude Neon Making, after saddling him with a name like that?
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:30,
archived)
that'll haunt mecan we have the rabbit on top next time - singing Micky by Lolly/ Toni Basil
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:33,
archived)
that is a truly fantastic ideai've got an mp3 of that track on my pc. hold on a minute....
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:36,
archived)
oh yes!It's the big dog weight pull competition...
www.alaska.net/~kobi/aknewf/bdo_act.html
(www.alaska.net/~kobi/aknewf/bdo_act.html
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:11,
archived)
The Big Dog Olympicsis just a good name for anything, full stop.
Looks like there was only about 5 people there tho, bless em.
I like the second from the right in the "A wonderful assortment of costumed dogs. " pic. Looks like he's wearing a parker.
Not such a wonderful assortment tho, it has to be said...
(Looks like there was only about 5 people there tho, bless em.
I like the second from the right in the "A wonderful assortment of costumed dogs. " pic. Looks like he's wearing a parker.
Not such a wonderful assortment tho, it has to be said...
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:20,
archived)
This is the kind of thing you sick fucks likeI reckon
www.satanscheerleaders.com/
(,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:50,
archived)
www.satanscheerleaders.com/
slightly grubby looking goth girls withtheir tats out for the lads?
Hmm...
'sick fucks'?
Pour quoi?
(Hmm...
'sick fucks'?
Pour quoi?
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:59,
archived)
actuallyI DO like the fact that you're always visitor 666...
( pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:00,
archived)
b3ta catgame linked by japanese websitehttp://www.yasuhisa.com/could/log.shtml
this makes me very happy. i hope japanese people are going "what the hell have those weird foriegn people made now."
(this makes me very happy. i hope japanese people are going "what the hell have those weird foriegn people made now."
rob,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:18,
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Frog PawNote: Arrow points to the thumb of the left fore-foot of the male with the thickened, pigmented swelling called the nuptial pad.
.JPEG)
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:06,
archived)
Wifey... being a wife,did you not automatically develop one, on your wedding day? You mean...you have no nuptial pad? but...
( pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:23,
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ohhhhhhh, Wifey, Wifey, Wifey...women of a certain age always need a nuptual pad. Did you GO to school?
Thank the lord Crab bloke found you a nice pole. I'd use that if i were you... ok?
(Thank the lord Crab bloke found you a nice pole. I'd use that if i were you... ok?
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:40,
archived)
I wentto Glenlola Collegiate scool for young ladies... They never mentioned anything about nuptial pads...
I'll ask Mr Nicey to help me sort it out..
(I'll ask Mr Nicey to help me sort it out..
Wifey,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:49,
archived)
just what is this blog sh1ti really dont get it .. i just went to this site recomended on the forum and it was like this girl speaking in a girly way about wha thse did that day...
WTF? Who gives a ...
Can somebody explain the who Blog phenomonon to me ?
(WTF? Who gives a ...
Can somebody explain the who Blog phenomonon to me ?
hal9000 sme,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:03,
archived)
oh yeah and incase anyone is interested..i just cracked open another Pepsi Max and started munchin down on my prawn and mayo sarnie that i bought from somerfield this morning..... blogblogblog
( hal9000 sme,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:05,
archived)
perhaps its a decoyshe's really a serial killer.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:09,
archived)
i've got a blogit's at rathergood.com
does that help?
(does that help?
crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:20,
archived)
who is thaton the top left crab.
it scared me.
(it scared me.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:25,
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It's a photo of meI have the body of a giant crab. Do you like my lovely, smooth, durable carapace and mighty pincers?
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:27,
archived)
NoThat's a photo of the Evil Crab Vader. He's around here somewhere. I think he might be in the loo.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:31,
archived)
NeitherWhen threatened, starfish explode with devastating force. This is why you should always wear a flak jacket if you are anywhere near water.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:49,
archived)
ahhh butyour blog is good. Not about what you had for tea.
(which no doubt is often a whole cow/flipper the dolphin/pingu/CHIMPY... etc)
((which no doubt is often a whole cow/flipper the dolphin/pingu/CHIMPY... etc)
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:26,
archived)
Wouldn't go for chimpyI really need a bath. Bit claggy today.
( chimpy,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:37,
archived)
ack.flipper for the crab bloke then, seeing as he'll be the one with the table by the water.
( pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:42,
archived)
hmmm... that's the main reason i don'thave a blog. My life is boring. Today for example;
I woke up. had a little breakfast with the people I took home for casual sex last night and, well, we laughed about it, as often happens. I paid them, they left. Got a cab to the heliport, got the helicopter to work in the city. Grabbed a coffee, high fiving with anyone i met along the way, and now, I'm at my desk. Another typical day. What's the point of going on about it?
There are actually a few good blogs out there tho... honest.
(I woke up. had a little breakfast with the people I took home for casual sex last night and, well, we laughed about it, as often happens. I paid them, they left. Got a cab to the heliport, got the helicopter to work in the city. Grabbed a coffee, high fiving with anyone i met along the way, and now, I'm at my desk. Another typical day. What's the point of going on about it?
There are actually a few good blogs out there tho... honest.
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:23,
archived)
I know the feelingI don't bother writing about my everyday life as it's a bit samey. This morning I was woken in my lair by my harem of beautiful slave girls, who anointed my carapace with aromatic oils. Then I ate a heretic for breakfast (alive)and now I am back to plotting the destruction of Mars again.
Same old same old hey?
(Same old same old hey?
crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:30,
archived)
god.my breakfast with 18 nubile Visigoths of both sexes, following an all night marathon session (of eating marathons) pales by comparison.
Tis true tho. Tis why i have no blog
(Tis true tho. Tis why i have no blog
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:40,
archived)
spookycoincidence. i had a breakfast of 18 nubile visigoths of both sexes yesterday. thy're quite filling aren't they. i think i prefer ostrogoths with a bit of rosemary.
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:00,
archived)
DiggersIf you tried to tell a hippy that your job was to dig holes they'd think that you were just well into holes and got paid for appreciating them I suppose. I can never tell if a hole is a whole hole or just a partial hole. you might be able to help me out there I suppose. How do you tell?
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:40,
archived)
if you dig holesdo you ever need poles?
(To put in them....).
I think crab bloke could help you find some... if you need any help.
((To put in them....).
I think crab bloke could help you find some... if you need any help.
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:43,
archived)
YesI shall be needing poles, but not until tomorrow. A hole is whole when it is finished and a partial hole when it is not. I hope this clears it up for you
( Wifey,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 7:48,
archived)
you could sense my fear and confusion?bless you.
Crab Bloke - help the lady with a pole will you?
(Crab Bloke - help the lady with a pole will you?
pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:01,
archived)
ok, here' one
there's lots more at joel.com if you want wifey.
crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:33,
archived)
That is a truly immense poleI've always wanted an excuse to say that...
( Wifey,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:40,
archived)
Giant PolesI've never understood why they're considered peaceful.
(,
Sat 29 Sep 2001, 22:54,
archived)
Look at the inherent violence of that picture,the pole is just blatantly violating the sky. It's a symbol of the ground's blatant hatred of anything not of dirt. (Too many bananas for tea methinks..)
( chimpy,
Mon 1 Oct 2001, 19:06,
archived)
a disturbing trend...
perhaps they drink pure vodka
then tragicly die...
www.dreamscape.com/mishwahr/pixel.htm
monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 6:02,
archived)
aha - that explainsthe little paw prints in the bowl of my toilet. Christ, I'm not talking to my two cats again
( chthonic,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 8:06,
archived)
Oops!
She did it again. You can see why she'd try to avoid doing this too often.
crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 5:42,
archived)
crab bloke...?is that a mate of yours sucking her face? Look at her, she loves it.
( pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 5:52,
archived)
I think it was accidental.Has anyone else spotted any celebs accidentally turning into invertebrate-headed mutants?
( crab_bloke),
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 5:54,
archived)
Rabbit Owner Speaks..."Hello Everyone,
Thanks for visiting my Japanese website. This is a site devoted to me and
my rabbit, Oolong. I built this site mainly for Japanese rabbit lovers, but
realize that I have a lot of international visitors who are curious about me
and Oolong, judging from the thousands of hits I receive daily and many
e-mails written in English from all over the world.
Oolong is 7 years old and was born in an outdoor rabbit group in a park in
Hokkaido. Hokkaido is the northern-most island in Japan. He is a tough,
healthy rabbit since he had a wildlike childhood. Recently, however,
he has developed abcesses on his cheek, and has had to undergo two surgeries
last spring. It doesn't still fully recovered, but is getting well now.
Some visitors have written me e-mails, accusing me of
being cruel to my rabbit and that I am abusing my pet. This was never my
intention when I included numerous links to photographs, showing Oolong's
unique ability to hold objects on his head.
Oolong is so calm and patient -- he never gets angry when I take pictures of
him. When I put various objects on his head, he stays still for a minute.
This is just a result of an intimate relationship between me and Oolong.
The main theme of my site is not to show these 'headperformance' links,
and it's not my hope to propagandize nothing but the strangeness of his
headperformance over the world.
Anyway, thank you for checking out my site and I'm so happy that so many
people all over the world have come to love Oolong.
Thank you and take care!
Oolong's owner"
(,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 3:41,
archived)
Thanks for visiting my Japanese website. This is a site devoted to me and
my rabbit, Oolong. I built this site mainly for Japanese rabbit lovers, but
realize that I have a lot of international visitors who are curious about me
and Oolong, judging from the thousands of hits I receive daily and many
e-mails written in English from all over the world.
Oolong is 7 years old and was born in an outdoor rabbit group in a park in
Hokkaido. Hokkaido is the northern-most island in Japan. He is a tough,
healthy rabbit since he had a wildlike childhood. Recently, however,
he has developed abcesses on his cheek, and has had to undergo two surgeries
last spring. It doesn't still fully recovered, but is getting well now.
Some visitors have written me e-mails, accusing me of
being cruel to my rabbit and that I am abusing my pet. This was never my
intention when I included numerous links to photographs, showing Oolong's
unique ability to hold objects on his head.
Oolong is so calm and patient -- he never gets angry when I take pictures of
him. When I put various objects on his head, he stays still for a minute.
This is just a result of an intimate relationship between me and Oolong.
The main theme of my site is not to show these 'headperformance' links,
and it's not my hope to propagandize nothing but the strangeness of his
headperformance over the world.
Anyway, thank you for checking out my site and I'm so happy that so many
people all over the world have come to love Oolong.
Thank you and take care!
Oolong's owner"
Nice headperformance,can't wait to see that done with rabbits.
( pep,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 4:45,
archived)
not seen this then...http://www.technicolor.org/
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Fri 28 Sep 2001, 5:14,
archived)
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