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How scary is this Goat?

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nicey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 16:00, archived)

not very

scary, but quite weird

(neighbourhoodwatch, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 16:06, archived)

Surely

If you were having breakfast , slice of toast glass of orange juice, maybe some bacon and eggs, and that goat matey suddenly appeared from your kitchen, all goaty and wierd you'd feel threated. What if that happened?

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nicey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 16:35, archived)

he looks like he's about to say

"alright old chap. terrible thing about the price of citrus fruits isn't it? fancy a quick spin in the old austin?"

if he appeared at the breakfast table and said that, i'd feel happy, and spend a pleasant day pootling about the countryside with a goat that appreciates the finer points of life.

not scary at all.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 16:41, archived)

its a camel

in fancy dress and freshly washed.

(anat0010, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:33, archived)

awesome robo bruce animation

(mongfactorial, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 15:58, archived)

I've got

'Bring Me Sunshine' playing in my head now.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 17:31, archived)

cooool

hehe, eeeeeexcelllent. somebody should do a martial arts version of morecambe and wise, a bit like crouching tiger hidden dragon, instead call it crouching ernie hidden eric.

(steeev, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:01, archived)

googleimaging ye olde english phrases "by hook or by crook"

By hook (warning huge eeeeevil image not safe for work) or by crook

(mamko, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 15:50, archived)

Cal!

stuff is still disappearing from the board. I replied to the subject "UNDER CONSTRUCTION LOGOS" and made a pretty horrible logo for Linus (he asked me to, I swear). It's gone from the archive now, just as I wanted to show this to a friend (who knows something about design).

Is there a fix coming for this? Sometime soon? Like now? This year? Am I asking too much? Are there ever clouds in may?

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Harold, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 15:07, archived)

BTW

Linus, if you want the image and haven't seen it yet it's at:
home.wanadoo.nl/oook/b3ta/dropping_science.jpg

if you happen to read this.

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Harold, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 15:17, archived)

" " " "

i've noticed that too

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 15:27, archived)

ooooooooooowh!

sounds like fighting talk to me cal! set your man-breasts upon him!

btw, I noticed this too but I didnt want to persue it in case I hurt your feelings.

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 17:33, archived)

fear my

leek hacksaw skills.

sorry, that was awful wasn't it?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:48, archived)

I liked it

but I think it falls on deaf ears to be honest mate

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 17:37, archived)

well you get all sorts here eh?

it came from thinking about the (now missing) thread about l33t. i realised that the thing i like best about l33t is the fact that it reminds me of leeks.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 17:52, archived)

that

and its a pile of shit... also like leeks :-)

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 18:01, archived)

I still

need a translation. Am I very un-hip and old?

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Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 2:58, archived)

for all intents and purposes

the above picture explains everything. that is to say, it's a load of rubbish.

l33t means elite
haxx0r means hacker
l33t haxx0r means twat

hope this clears it up for you. i prefer leeks and hacksaws personally.

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spacefish bong!, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 3:40, archived)

I think I'll stick to email

or failing that , talking to my mates..
I obviously don't get out enough.
btw, I love your catch a polar bear crook thing...

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Wifey, Fri 30 Nov 2001, 4:02, archived)

Hello Rascal

can you mail me at [email protected] about your streaming video offer mate? That's a very very nice offer, and i'd like to take you up on it if that's ok.

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crab_bloke), Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:39, archived)

EEEEVVVIIIILLLL

this kitten is an ehvul spawn of satan

(haedesch, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:27, archived)

here kitty kitty...

(sorgboi, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:26, archived)

Stoners

are boring.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:36, archived)

hmmm ...

the same thing

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:53, archived)

that's lovely

and it explains a lot

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crab_bloke), Thu 29 Nov 2001, 16:12, archived)

I just

beat the second guy on that table tennis game 21-10 -does that make me god?

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:41, archived)

Probably.......you've broken it!!

(Second Guy, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:53, archived)

what i break?

is there any proof? can any said proof be destroyed?

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:05, archived)

Ix the Wizezz Lady Mad Speaks !!

We had a good laugh at what you did too me.. the goldfish under the arm was especially fun. nice touch.
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OK THIS IS THE PRIZE ! 2 X CD LPS of my equisite electronica delivered to your door.
The B3ta Team will be the judges, and I will send the CD with haste .. the Competition is open to all globally, and will close in 1 week. Next Friday !!

Ix

(Ix the Wiz, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:02, archived)

One more.

Hither and yon.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:22, archived)

i think the cow

Lot 37B - Yon Witch K136 12/16/99
Sire: B/R New Design 036
Dam: Congaree Witch E05 (Dam's Sire: EXT)

has hide darker than the devils cavernous pupils.

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:54, archived)

behold

proof of black holes.

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:01, archived)

Googlin' for Jaypegs

Wax and wane.

(Ernest Thesiger, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:17, archived)

wane's world! wane's world! party time!

stupid ears

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:23, archived)

I'm young

You're old

Ha

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:47, archived)

I'm youngish

but still old enough to drink beer

HA

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:50, archived)

I'm as old

as the hills.

damn.

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:52, archived)

i'm still

waiting for

puberty

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:55, archived)

i saw it

hanging about.

outside.

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:56, archived)

what's my puberty doing

hanging around your house? It isn't trying to have sex with you is it?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:00, archived)

i am still

waiting for

birth

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:56, archived)

I am still

waiting for

Death! :-(

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JamboM, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:58, archived)

are you

pregnant

?

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:58, archived)

I am

I've had a few comments. But I keep pretending I'm just putting on weight.

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:59, archived)

Me too

But it's great slagging off the youths of today!

Great

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:56, archived)

I'm young

but i can drink. not legally, but i can. there are more laws for us youngsters to break.

Ha

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:04, archived)

More things

were illegal in our day. You youngsters have it easy. When I were 5
I had to work down't mine

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:08, archived)

I'm youngish

but old enough to drink beer, legally, plus I dont have to worry about getting served in any bars, I also dont have to drink in the youth filled bars, I can get into the >18 films, legally, without having to worry about not getting in, I can hang about with my friends, without having to worry about them not getting served or getting in.

I beleive I am at that age of which I can perform most tasks without breaking the law.

does breaking the law make you feel big Guy, does it? DOES IT?

Its not big, its not clever, but your right, it is fun.

errr, I've no idea where I'm going with this.

HA

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:07, archived)

hmmmm

you have a fair point Sul. but......you smell.

Ha

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:45, archived)

damn!

When will I ever escape my BO problem?

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:06, archived)

the

day cubelessness makes sense.

(Naughty Tortoise, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:32, archived)

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