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yay! I'm back

after spending the afternoon filming Joel as a crab.

My time is well spent.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:35, archived)

We wanna see!

PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE?

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:37, archived)

Was it good?

What happend in the "Adventures of Crab"?

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JamboM, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:38, archived)

where

did you get to?

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:39, archived)

joels filming

if you send me the raw file i can host it on a server here and stream it for you!?

(Rascal, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:40, archived)

pleeease

uncle rob, please upload something about your adventure!

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:45, archived)

you must wait - my friends

I have to grab some stills from the DV camera when I get home. I haven't got a firewire port on my PC at work.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:52, archived)

Poetic Justice?

taken from this article:
www.billingsgazette.com/archive.php?section=breaking&display=/rednews/2001/03/08/build/breaking/0ronald.inc

(Bill Slater, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:09, archived)

Quality pic

Very Very good indeed a Mcgrim
Death with fries!

(Rascal, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:34, archived)

that is one of those

ridiculous plastic ronalds that they sit on those bences isnt it? They had one at a mcdonalds I went to. Waste of space if you ask me.

(Lazarus, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:34, archived)

what the hell is a

Ronald McDonald House?

sounds scary.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:53, archived)

a charity organization

where they make houses out of the bones of orphan children. I'm not really sure why that is considered charity, though.

(Shoehorn, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 19:09, archived)

Lovely Harry Pitta

(Rascal, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:39, archived)

Yeah!

That's the nicest pun in the world ever (volume 7)!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:47, archived)

lol

but it is spelt "pitta"

(Lazarus, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:18, archived)

hi?

this is my 1st message on ere! soooo who r u all!? n how r u!?

(titch, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

hello!? ne1 there!?????????

????

(titch, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

nah.

we're out the back, playing the banjo. come and join us.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:21, archived)

4 fingered

banjo, mind.

(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:25, archived)

my chair

has broken :*(

(Lazarus, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:41, archived)

Where I come from

bailer twine fixes everything (including your dog to your hand).

(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:53, archived)

God save us

from the txt msg Generation

(Bill Slater, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:02, archived)

I know what you mean

takes me ages to figure out what people are trying to say.

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:04, archived)

1 pr3ph3r l33t

ph33r

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:47, archived)

Hmmm

proves my point entirely.

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:04, archived)

what about

b3ta?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:10, archived)

please

don't tell me it has a translation?

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:27, archived)

hmm

I never really understood why anyone uses l33t.

Can anyone please explain, I just find it kind of annoying.

And before I get the come back on the B3ta.com thing, I believe that was only done because beta.com is up for sale at $1,000,000, so it was done out of necessity.

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:15, archived)

I still

don't get it?
I must be older than I thought...

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 13:41, archived)

i think it looks pretty =)

though i must confess i prefer looking at it to actually reading it.

the thing i don't like about l33t is the fact that "l33t haxx0rs" use it, and they are predominantly wankers.

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:21, archived)

where's the rest

of this thread gone?

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 14:58, archived)

Take pity on us! We dnt do it on purpose!

We only do it cos we bin txtin evrydy & it becomes a habit.It creeps in2 evrythn an ucant get away! Help us!PLzzz!!!! U ave 2 help!

(Twisted_Becca, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 15:51, archived)

punx not dead

computers singing anarchy in the uk.

(steeev, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)

there are loads

here

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:35, archived)

wifey - you should be here

we just made a nice crab for joel/crab bloke - coloured in with felt tips and everything.
sorry everyone - I think he's very late.
we were as quick as we could be...

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 7:42, archived)

Not fair

I wanna be there! Let me see!

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:10, archived)

um?

please tell me Joel is going to be the crab of infallible wisdom in the Ben Crouch Tavern.

That'd be great.

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:13, archived)

Yes

He looked very, very happy

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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:38, archived)

did you like the crab?

did you?

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:42, archived)

I was deeply impressed

from the dotted cut out lines to the blue-peter style brass fixing thingys to articulate the claws, it was a genuine work of art.

Well done pep.

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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:59, archived)

I hope

you got an adult to put the brass pins in, though

(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:01, archived)

we did.

I needed someone to help me with the cutting too, but luckily I just lost the use of the one finger, could've been worse.

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:08, archived)

never mind

my Dad left his in a patio door the other week, and they sewed it back on.

(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:12, archived)

ouch.

that sounds a bit nasty.
Like when my brother got an electrical burn too bad to treat at the hospital - so they made him drive to the special burns unit.
doh!

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)

Apparently the daft bugger

wrapped his hand in a tea towel and drove to casualy (20 miles away as he lives in the sticks).

I've bought him a fake dismembered finger for xmas.

(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:44, archived)

ha ha! I bet he'll laugh,

if he can open it, mind.

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:28, archived)

awww shucks. Thanks.

unfortunate you could SEE the dotted lines. I should've cut them off, but I'm glad you apprciated them. I hope Joel was happy - it was all a bit rushed.

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:06, archived)

no, they were fantastic

I couldn't see the joins. I was very very impressed. Watch out London, here they come.

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:14, archived)

I only

wish I could've been there. Cant wait for the pics and video.

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:19, archived)

believe me, they will be worth it

judging on what I've seen so far. I think it may be a long afternoon for those two. they intend to cover a lot of london.

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)

hmmm

wonder where they'll be around 6ish?

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:33, archived)

Me too!

I wish I was in London so I could go and watch. Nevermind. The video will be just as great =)

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:26, archived)

Maybe they'll go on tour

outside London for us country folk.

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:38, archived)

i'm sorry but I can't hear

"country folk" without putting it into a ridiculous west-country accent in my head. sorry...
But it is a joy to behold. the crab rocks!

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:47, archived)

You're forgiven

but can you do a fens accent? That's nearer us.

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:57, archived)

well... it's all the same innit?

all you yokel types... ;)
(runs away to avoid the wrath or decent human beings who just happen not to live in London)...

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:02, archived)

You Londoners...

I'll bet you all think milk comes from cows too

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:27, archived)

No, it comes from dogs

doesn't it?

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:36, archived)

Since the last foot and mout crisis

it's been grown on trees. All the cows you see on telly are fake.
Mr Brong will back me up on this.

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:41, archived)

It was terrible

how all those animals got that disease in their mouts.

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:47, archived)

Disease in the mout

is indeed very nasty. You don't want to go there.
Nicey had hand, foot and mouth recently, which was quite nasty too..

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:52, archived)

Get off my land, or I'll set the dogs on ya!

Arrrrr...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:58, archived)

Where did you get

that picture of me from?

(james, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:01, archived)

Off some guy with a missing finger.

Actually, I thought it was a bit Harry Potter-esque. Sort of.

Harry Potter and the Magic Banjo. Hmmm...

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:19, archived)

I hope so!

It'd be a pretty great tour!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:50, archived)

he was very late

but he turned up and he looked just fabulous.

Rob filmed us all wearing the mask and introducing ourselves. He's off to the London Eye, Parliament, Buckingham Palace etc.

After a few pints...

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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 8:34, archived)

The "CRAB" was a...

...MASTERPIECE!

I want to be one now!

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JamboM, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 10:13, archived)

you might be able to have one soon -

I am formulating a plan...

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:31, archived)

Yippee!

Are you setting up a knitting circle to make them?

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:46, archived)

I know

I'm missing something, but I'm
not sure what
it is....

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flibz, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 9:25, archived)

it's that bus

over there.
oops.
too late

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pep, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:33, archived)

'scuse me

what's a memepool? Can I go swimming in one?

(Oolong, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 7:16, archived)

UNDER CONSTRUCTION LOGOS

can anybody knock up an interesting under construction logo for me...

thank you

site is called www.droppingscience.com

Ta!

(linus, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:53, archived)

Our pleasure is immessurable (sp?)

Mail me for the original if you really really want it... :)

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Harold, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:49, archived)

testing

done

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:31, archived)

testing

done

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:36, archived)

testing

done

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 5:41, archived)

testing

for the last time?

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:00, archived)

testing

again...

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:06, archived)

testing

again...

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:06, archived)

testing

again...4

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:08, archived)

testing

again...5

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:09, archived)

testing

again...6

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:14, archived)

testing

again...7

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:14, archived)

testing

again...8

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:15, archived)

testing

again...9

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:16, archived)

testing

again...10

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:17, archived)

testing

again...11

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:23, archived)

testing

again...12

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:24, archived)

testing

again...13

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:30, archived)

testing

again...14

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:34, archived)

testing

again...15

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:35, archived)

testing

again...16

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:36, archived)

testing

again...17`

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:37, archived)

testing

again...18

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:38, archived)

testing

again...19

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

testing

again...20

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:43, archived)

testing

again...21

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:44, archived)

test

again

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:49, archived)

testing

again...22

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:47, archived)

sdfg

sdfgh

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:51, archived)

sdfg

sdfghe

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:52, archived)

sdfg

sdfghef

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:52, archived)

dsfg

sdxfg

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:57, archived)

dsfgg

sdxfg

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crab_bloke), Fri 30 Nov 2001, 6:58, archived)

Got this from memepool

big download, I'm still coming to terms with just how good this is:

http://www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.html

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chthonic, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:13, archived)

yatta

wow. that is just.
um.
blimey.

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:20, archived)

Yatta!

Oo, that is good.

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PeterSeychelles, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:25, archived)

Holy Yatta

im... im... speechless, thats great.

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:40, archived)

QQQQQQSSSSSS

Yay! It came in a big box with "MEME" stamped across the top! That's brilliant!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:48, archived)

and find the original at ...

http://ww2.netnitco.net/users/panime/yattapv.asf
Needs no parody.

(anat0010, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 7:14, archived)

yes

much much better than the rather contrived flash video -
sad imagination failure on the
part of the creator.
It lacks the spark that makes an effective meme - doubt it will sustain in the manner of AYBABTU, touristman or even that daft gerbil song.

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 7:51, archived)

ermm very odd..

amusing for about 2 minutes
www.flamingmayo.com/poorlydrawnlamps/

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wangolini, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:01, archived)

I know that guy

(thellama73, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 7:52, archived)

1pm

right... i'll be there. joel is running late - he's buying cardboard.... anyway... i've gotta leave the office now - and so if you can't see me call on xxx

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:28, archived)

gosh

what doooo you think they're up to???

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:29, archived)

what are they

up to?

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automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:41, archived)

Celebrating throwaway culture since last Monday

http:\\www.colinica.com

(colinicus, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:18, archived)

what the fuck is that?

it's like memepool - if it was made by management consultants.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:26, archived)

no hair on my balls

but I loved the site

(Queg, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 11:12, archived)

Oh dear

Has freshfroot died? It'll be a shame if it has.

Does anyone know?

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mrbrong, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:06, archived)

BEN CROUCH TAVERN - 1pm today

(77a Wells Street, W1P3RE)

We'll be easy to recognise.

For this is how Joel will look:

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:45, archived)

Not far from me...

I may have a spy on you in my lunch hour.

(Esteban, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:49, archived)

You are all welcome

1pm... Don't be late.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:51, archived)

darn it

I start work at 1.

(Sul, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:10, archived)

Is this

how the queen will look?

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:12, archived)

yes

that's her.

btw: we lied about the queen.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:15, archived)

Too late

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:35, archived)

do they do really good pi3s?

its a couple of minutes from my work, aqnd im sure ive eaten pie there...

(Zannusi-Beatz, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:54, archived)

it's a v3ry strang3 plac3

lik3 a p3rman3nt shrin3 to the f3stival of hallow33n.

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AndyK, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 12:01, archived)

People outside London

The idea of regional get-togethers for b3talites is both interesting and disturbing.
I'm not sure how many pubs could cope with a sudden influx of crabs, kittens and marmots.

(David, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:10, archived)

On my adventures I found this...

clicky

Have a click around after you have seen Kermit doing his thing, there is some good bits.

(Esteban, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:26, archived)

green

does anyone know what the music loop is on this...been trying to find out for about 3 years now......

(ViDi, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 5:42, archived)

This is fantastic!!

You've probably seen it already. But www.pornolize.com is a wonderful site which will turn B3TA into a place of filth

(milk_explosion, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:24, archived)

Wow

It's already happened. Fucknuts!

(David, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 6:14, archived)

In thanks for the Ping Pong game

Here's a little offering that keeps me from getting anywork done. Game on.
homepages.enterprise.net/rglennie/darts/darts.html
Can anyone beat a 20 dart checkout?

(milk_explosion, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 3:55, archived)

Dear b3ta,

Is the web really worth saving?

(Shoehorn, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 3:41, archived)

yes. the web is fucking great

I love it. It's my life. It's all I've done since 1993.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:08, archived)

Dear rob

Are crabs worth saving?

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:10, archived)

ah... funny you should say that.

me and joel have a little crab adventure planned today.... all will be revealed soon.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:11, archived)

Oh!

and I'm just about to go out!
I'll have to hurry back now you've said that!

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:13, archived)

don't worry

... the evidence of our activities will go up on friday some time ... But I can say... If you are in central london today - keep you eyes open.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:15, archived)

Does it

involve the queen?

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:38, archived)

yes

we are going to kill her.

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rob, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:40, archived)

Okay

And we heard it first here!
(now you have to hope she's not killed off in the next few days...)

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Wifey, Thu 29 Nov 2001, 4:44, archived)

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