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here she blows!

Phew!!! Thanks 20m.com! Enjoy!

(hugh_jass, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:20, archived)

there is no file at the link

maybe that's why the red x

(nic0le, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:24, archived)

well it rules anyway

think geocitiesasa won't let you

(minoltion, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:24, archived)

geo sites or whatever don' work use 50megs.com

geo sites place each picture in a directory that can only be used within html stream from their site it's a setup in iis or something similar

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:27, archived)

That is

fantastic. And its probably going to get emailed around the globe... :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:09, archived)

i almost died

i was writing something in word, sent it to print (not saved for aaagess)

get blue screen of death, prepared noose and restarted, but the angels of god came down on me and..

a 'do you want to resume print jobs' window appeared..

fucking nuts

(minoltion, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:07, archived)

You have now used

all your stock of luck.
You'd better hope you don't get in a car crash

(Jesus, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:21, archived)

Wish I had a blue screen of death

In particular, THIS one;

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Boras the anachronism, Wed 8 May 2002, 2:33, archived)

HAS THIS BEEN DONE?

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:04, archived)

Oh my little friend...

(Jesus, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:16, archived)

Huzzah!

I think I love that girl.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:17, archived)

better go dig her up then

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:21, archived)

mr spielberg

I salute you!

w
y
h!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 8:32, archived)

night all

my hiccups have got bad, so it's bed for me.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 0:20, archived)

Nite nite

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 0:24, archived)

Hummm

Does this help?

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:27, archived)

Lawnmower!

Serves the ginger bastard right!

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:18, archived)

pubic dandruff - the song

i just made this. anyone want it?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:13, archived)

Anyone want pubic dandruff?

Anyone.......??

(Jesus, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:16, archived)

maybe

are you gonna post it then?

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:19, archived)

I'm interested

errr, in the song that is...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:21, archived)

i cannae post it

for my web space won't allow it. its only 0.6 megs though. if yous chiip me yer email addresses i'll hoy it over. its nice and crap.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:23, archived)

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:29, archived)

sent.

is that a spam-avoidance technique?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:35, archived)

supposed to be

better now

I just had to abandon one account coz i got so much pr0n crap

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:36, archived)

same

sad to see it go though, had some sentimental value emails in that hotmail account.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:38, archived)

yup

hotmail snotmail.
Got 100-200 spams per day an that bugger.
Some fuckstick even started putting the address as a reply-to on spams, so i would get loads of undeliverable mail

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:41, archived)

that

is a bitch.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:44, archived)

Well, thats beautiful

It's been a while since I heard a Bontempi.

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:39, archived)

what is

a bontempi?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:43, archived)

heheh
It did make me laugh. Is that your lovely singing?

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Spoon, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:49, archived)

not sure it can be called singing

but yeah, its me. particularly hungover day though.

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:54, archived)

McSmile

You'll have a Big McSmile on your face after visiting one of our resturants

(Sheng-ji, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:09, archived)

more scary than u think...

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 0:17, archived)

night folks

and especially dan-the-man - hey, why not find some more not-staged-at-all-oh-no pictures from collegehumor.com that we can all laugh at, 'cos hey, us brits love irony, right?

fucknut.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:00, archived)

can we have some more balls please?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 0:03, archived)

sounds like

dan-the-man will need them if he starts posting more of those hilarious "college humor" things again, as he'll be wearing the current ones as ear-rings... Allegedly...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 1:00, archived)

"That's exactly what I want"

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Kaiser, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:50, archived)

I know who that is...

but it's like he's about to say "Whatchu talkin' bout Willis?"

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:55, archived)

mornin' agent V

You've come on stream just as I'm about to fuck off. Still. <sniff> eh?

:o)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:56, archived)

Oh arse!!

Well, if you're off for a while, I'll speak to you soon!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:00, archived)

yup. Knackered :(

l8r.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:02, archived)

Need I say more?

(DAN-THE-MAN, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:49, archived)

Steady

pickledpizza, remain calm

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

not just PP

Some people just don't learn....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:52, archived)

It's just after his

(well justified) outburst earlier I have visions of him turning green and extremely large and rampaging
and thats not a pretty sight %)

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:54, archived)

Not again

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:52, archived)

nhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

all i can say is....

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 0:01, archived)

i find this

quite arousing
oh dear

(Jesus, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:14, archived)

so do I...

and it's time for bed too.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:35, archived)

my
aching
bandwidth
leeching
sides
ha
ha
etc
GLASS
COCK!!!!!!
ROFL

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:55, archived)

hehe...

you said gl*ss cock!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:55, archived)

Glass Cock

Surely no-one mentioned a Glass Cock... That wouyld be fucking hilarious!!!

And fucking sick you bastards, I hope you all rot in hell or whatever it was... (damn pubs making me pay to forget things...(

(Oracus, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:08, archived)

well...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 0:19, archived)

Sorry!!!!

Big Mac and Fries

(Sheng-ji, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

Aye,

those little crosses do it for me every time...
<sob>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:44, archived)

<laughs>

I hope you've put that in the mcd entries!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:47, archived)

sure have!

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:47, archived)

m'off

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

that took me a minute to get

and yet it is class

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:48, archived)

thought you were

hitting the sack? :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:49, archived)

Can anyone see my piccie

cos i can!

(Sheng-ji, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:39, archived)

you have to be logged in to msn passport to see it,

which sucks. isn't there some sort of "make public" option in those photoey things?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:42, archived)

We Can't.
I hope you're proud of yourself.

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Boras the anachronism, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:43, archived)

MSN

how-to

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:49, archived)

thanks

thankyou everyone - been posting them up in the documents bit, DUH

(Sheng-ji, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:51, archived)

That's what I did

at first. Easy enough mistake to make.

Unless we are both extremely dense %)

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:56, archived)

i saw it

can still see it

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:44, archived)

they melt in your twat not in your gash

may everyone be offended

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:23, archived)

naah,

I bet it doesn't taste of minge.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:24, archived)

minge, minge the magic fruit

the more you eat, the less you toot.

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:31, archived)

I thought

that.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:34, archived)

minge, minge,

is good for your heart.
the more you eat,
the more you lick,
the more you lick, the better you feel,
so eat good minge with every meal.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:34, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

inge.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:37, archived)

hmmmm

If she held steady, you could have a few lines ready on her thigh, for when your tongue got a bit tired.
Thus I refute you

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:34, archived)

if she holds steady, you're not trying hard enough =)

...thinks...

or she's tied down, of course.

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:47, archived)

Or she's asleep

...

D'oh

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:50, archived)

MJ vs. RMD

(Jtek, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:21, archived)

Aw, they were on your head the whole time.

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:20, archived)

Aw, they were on your head the whole time.

stoopid kitten losin' losers.

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:24, archived)

for easy access

when peckish

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:26, archived)

(sloggo, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:16, archived)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:21, archived)

hahahaha

bastads

(matt1234, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:28, archived)

Here are 3 more of the old old animations i did now converted to flash

The new:
Karls Ordinary Day
Sea
And the big one - The Box - this is an epic! 1.7meg

And for those who havn't seen the other two: Arty Shinanegens - The Tank of Doom

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DaWolfey, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:12, archived)

Yet again

More clasic simple animations.
Love them.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:18, archived)

he's too good

to reply.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:22, archived)

???????????????????????

are these two guys Englands answer to Siegfried & Roy?

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:26, archived)

what

2 guys?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:27, archived)

on the right

one guys is doing this *()()* and the other is standing next to him

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:30, archived)

Im lost

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:34, archived)

the Quo

The Quo are very very wrong people, who laugh at disaster and then write songs, nay, odes to such tragedies. The magnitude to the disaster is reflected in their songs. The great fire of London was the inspiration behind "if you can't stand the heat", I believe.

(Pooch, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:38, archived)

amongst

other things

Bad quo! Down quo!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:41, archived)

thanks

now i hate the quo.

(lsd4all, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:43, archived)

Simon,

have you been to lumpy's pics of the b3ta bash yet?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:31, archived)

Yes i have Pizza

How come?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:34, archived)

someone (who has yet to be named)

claimed to wifeofpizza that he was you.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:36, archived)

Hehe

So someone out there is trying to be me?
There is a Si W on here as well, confuddled maybe?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:38, archived)

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:06, archived)

hahaha

I like that.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

that is

superb

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rosey, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:07, archived)

feckin'

Class!!!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 7 May 2002, 23:12, archived)

cheers

peeps.
Is that Santexo? I don't even know who I'm potatoswapping

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:17, archived)

yep

and a very nice job you did too.

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santexo, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:21, archived)

Cool

Not to get too brown tongued, but I think your shit is fucking class.
And everyone elses of course %D

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:28, archived)

thanks.

youre no slouch yourself. i have to admit its odd being
the photoshopee for a change though.

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santexo, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:38, archived)

aww

blessem

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spacefish bong!, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:15, archived)

Fantastic

The chewing action is superb, tasty tail!

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priestess I remember when this was all fields, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:28, archived)

"Mac" Guinness (sorry) and friend....

(Saoirse, Tue 7 May 2002, 23:03, archived)

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