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Very Northern bash

I didn't have a 40th last year due to getting hitched at Easter, so how about a 41th bash instead?

We can book the back room to ourselves and they do a cracking buffet, smashing beer and lovely wines. Oh, and pork scratchings (but no chicken itchings or doggy scabs).

Here are some B&Bs / hotels nearby:


www.waterford-lodge.ndo.co.uk

www.riverside-guesthouse.co.uk

www.chestnuthouse.co.uk

www.cottageview.co.uk

www.queensheadmorpeth.co.uk



Sat 27 Feb 2010, 19:00

Tap and Spile, Manchester St, Morpeth, NE61 1BH [map]

Very Northern bash

Going: Tourette's ( . )( . ), Davros' Granddad, girlinthehole, wellgroomedwookiee, Boss Keloid, rosalicious, thealternativefact, TGB, chickenlady, bill, Dave Trouser, mike woz ere, Craig Colclough, baldmonkey, mistaspakkaman, blaireau69 (16 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 23:13, Reply)
I can't really not come, can I?

Well, not unless there's something on the telly.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 23:23, Reply)
What if there's a Dr Who special?

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Or even a repeat?

That would be enough.


(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:57, Reply)
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'll have the comfy sofa.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:44, Reply)
After last year's awesomeness

This sounds great. And it's my pay weekend as well.


(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Bah.

I thought that it was Manchester.


(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Sorry pet,

darn those street names. I wanted to attend your Manc bash but was too strapped for cash so close to Christmas :o/


(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:12, Reply)
Here are my demands:

1) Tourette's bakes one of her brilliant cakes
2) We don't go to The Shaved Head and White Shoe Club
3) I am allowed to laugh at the funny accents

Shall I bring some homemade baked goods?


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 17:50, Reply)
Your wish is my command ;o)

My brilliant cake will negate any baked goods of yours :-P


(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 18:10, Reply)
It bloody well will, as well.

Just wait until we need to put a window out - I will be put to shame :(


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 21:22, Reply)
What was wrong with the shaved head and white shoe club!?

I have only fond memories....


(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Bloody hell, I didn't realise we could make demands.

I demand a six foot Geordie who likes older women and MOAR fondue.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 19:12, Reply)
That would rule me out then

as I'm only 5'8". I think.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Not to mention spoken for : )

That drunken lad in Bubbles was a tall chap but don't bring him.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 9:54, Reply)
Derby at home that afternoon

An away game or a non-midlands team and I'd be there like a rat up a drainpipe.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 21:05, Reply)
you lost me at 'Very Northern' I'm afraid

but do have a simply marvellous time on my behalf.


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Southern pansy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Go back two generations and I'm 100% Scots

you southern pansy.

Who bullies people with Bowie until they become vagrants.


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:35, Reply)
*Hums 'Man Who Sold The World'*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:49, Reply)
One day, I shall

fly over especially for a bash.
Until then, I hope you all have a fantastic one!


(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Yay!

Any chance of some floor or sofa space?


(bill, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 23:56, Reply)
I'm sure Mildew wouldn't mind sharing with you.

And she's available.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Woo Hoo!

(bill, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:28, Reply)
SOB!

I can't go-I'll be in New York watching a Broadway show. I wish I could be there, though.


(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 9 Jan 2010, 20:06, Reply)
If I can get a babysitter for JMG

I'll be there. I hear these bash things can be quite entertaining.


(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Oh look

I redecorated the Queen's Head a couple of years ago. Try and keep it tidy.


(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I shall try to keep them in check.

Assuming anyone stays there that is.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Jan 2010, 23:29, Reply)
You?

Ha!
YOU'RE THE WORST ONE OUT OF EVERYBODY.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Shhhhhh!

Don't tell everyone!


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Jan 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I cannot wait.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 12:37, Reply)
I wouldn't bother trying to wind them up.

I'm pretty sure you're on ignore.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jan 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Are we nearly there yet?

*is excited*


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jan 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Train tix booked!

Woop woop!


(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 18:53, Reply)
Woo and yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Oh you're going...

I may now be washing my hair.

;)


(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Nice to be wanted...

*sobs*


(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 13 Feb 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I'm going to attempt some savoury scones to bring with me.

At least I know Milly will eat them.


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:52, Reply)

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