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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 5:17, More)
# Oyster? I hardly even know her!

(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 5:17, More)
# It's the cowl that garbles it...

(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 4:56, More)
# Proudly using only 100% recycled humor

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 3:19, More)
# Cop Badly Misheard Instructions
facilis descensus averno


(mantic99, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 3:11, More)
# My first b3ta entry...

"A tower for leaning, you say? Splendid!"

**runs and hides**
(MissCharming, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 3:09, More)
# nasa took their lyrics a bit too literally

clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 2:56, More)
# A badly misheard instruction in the production office...

...made Pixars latest movie, almost unbearable..
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 2:22, More)
# Don't mention the Scottish play...
Mogbeth
(moobat, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 2:02, More)
# A rework of an old 'saucy postcard' I remember when I was little...

(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 0:59, More)
# Darned Greenhorns

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 19 Oct 2002, 0:21, More)
# Actually Doug, we were hoping to meet with your...supervisor.

Does anyone else here hate puns as much as I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 23:11, More)
# John-Paul, George & Ringo


Awww, come on - I don't post often!
(ccc, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:27, More)
# Ah, Voda


you seek Voda...
(cattleprod, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:18, More)
# No, I said
Be gone you evil power


(I helped save b3ta! jdtg06, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:17, More)
# when george was feeling depressed

he went fishing for condiments
(mr & mrs longfingers, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:14, More)
# Groan

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 22:01, More)
# John, Paul, George and Gringo

Sorry!
(ccc, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 21:49, More)
# Mommy, can I touch them?

(uptownjoe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 21:37, More)
# Alan Haynes was high when someone told him the story

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 21:12, More)
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