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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Prototype tv remotes were to big for the average user...


..and early attempts at shrinking them were none too successful.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 20:27, More)
# Pinky suffered from tinnitus after years of illegal raving

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 19:53, More)
# Dim Sum just couldn't believe it wasn't buddha

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 19:34, More)
# When the Rebellion gets it wrong...

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 19:12, More)
# I appologise
a lot of people who went this year were talking about it...

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 19:10, More)
# .....consonats and two voles please, Carol

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 18:26, More)
# dunno where to post a contest entry

eh, i thought somebody might get a giggle out of this.
dont hurt me.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 18:15, More)
# an easy mistake
said Robin.

... Batman wasn't very impressed.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 17:17, More)
# "Use the Spork Luke!"

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 16:23, More)
# As a new security measure in Washington...
people are getting their cars fitted with the latest windscreen snipers.

Clicky For Biggy

click to enlarge
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 16:13, More)
# "You've gotta use the sawn off shogun!"


At least until you get the pump action Japanese Emperor xD
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 16:05, More)
# Bob made a very simple mistake...
It could happen to anyone!

Fairly dodgy, but...
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 14:56, More)
# Oh dear, the wife's at a conference.

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 14:43, More)
# At the publicity shoot the Director and Casting Agent found they had been at cross purposes

Bound to have been done but wth
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 14:17, More)
# "Don't worry, they're big enough..."


"He told me, there's a market for more Giant Cock movies..."
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 14:13, More)
# The theory that Rudolf Hess' parachuting into Scotland in 1941
Was the result of a mispronounced umlaut has never been truly explored...



(Apologies for repost, but it was about three months ago, and it seemed so appropriate...)
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:48, More)
# You misunderstood

when I said book Pink Floyd....
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:40, More)
# Check mate I believe

Well, did you read the instructions either?
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 13:07, More)
# Meme splice!


Suddenly, it became clear why Darren's lunch had been ruined by a stream of people asking to see his beer...
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 12:30, More)
# Brett new this was the last time he would work in Porno


after realising the director didnt want him to shoot punks all over Jenna.

Dr Nick is now getting his coat.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 11:51, More)
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