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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# mugshot

silly - i know - but i had to do it.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 9:17, More)
# No john, I said "RATE" my kitten.


i'm really sorry, but i had to get this out, it was buzzing round my head all last night and with no web connection at home, i had to wait until this morning. I promis no more JL jokes from me.
(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 8:55, More)
# Ahhh we all get a little confused sometimes....

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 5:47, More)
# Sauce, yeah tah!

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 5:25, More)
# Badly Misheard Instructions
"Warped hen, Commander. Make it sew."

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 4:42, More)
# When the kids were told they could play Vole-eyball
they were very, very happy.

(, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 2:12, More)
# no, I said in a VASE!
sunflowers in bras
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 22:41, More)
# read my lips!
SUNFLOWERS!!
sunny showers
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 22:39, More)
# listen you one eared madman!
I said SUNFLOWERS!
some flour
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 22:39, More)
# Accents & Accidents

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 22:22, More)
# A visit to McDonalds makes you - WHAT???


Well I was only young at the time...
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 20:41, More)
# No, I said
I wanted odour free paint

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:46, More)
# sorry
no, idiots! behind you!

i passed up free booze to come home and do my homework, and this is what i do?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 19:07, More)
# No no no no no no no...


...I said that all super heroes should have a comedy SIDEKICK!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 18:03, More)
# Good evening fellow B3tans
Click my gallery please
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:13, More)
# um
might as well enter that for the challenge
BING!
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 17:02, More)
# last one of the day
It was weeks before Sarah found out the instructor said "BENCH press".


and I know I didnt make what Im linking to hear yadda yadda yadda, but it came on on google image search and made me laugh.

www.idiotica.co.uk/sistersites/iderotica/images/face.jpg

and finally, after a quick spazz, I noticed the b3ta news. seems I have a reputation. woo.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 16:27, More)
# Eh?

You said to put on a cupid stunt show. Right?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 15:51, More)
# Great misheard film titles of mankind #1

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 15:46, More)
# oh I thought you said.....

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 14:44, More)
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