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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# .

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 14:29, More)
# OFarmer got misheard

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 14:29, More)
# Yer daft bugger...


You've built the bastard things upside-down
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 14:22, More)
# After asking Jonathan Ross how far it was
to the Wal Mart Product Development Centre



Herbert was inspired to propose a new range of organic breakfast cereals for the discerning rock fan...

10 GET coat
20 EXIT
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:46, More)
# hmmmm...
onion. do you see?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 13:10, More)
# The newly hired tree pruner was sacked shortly afterwards..

..coat?
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 12:59, More)
# I suppose I'll have to drink it now

But I wanted a nice pint of irish stout
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 12:56, More)
# Bass-ball?

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 12:51, More)
# Truffle the umpire sayer

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 12:45, More)
# Furtives holiday wasn't working out..


This wasn't quite what he'd expected when he booked two weeks in Iceland.
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 12:16, More)
# I said "Get me Chief Moose IN Montgomery........."

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 11:26, More)
# Compo

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 10:34, More)
# OI! i said to toss me the ball not toss my balls
OI! i said to toss me the ball not toss my balls
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 10:08, More)
# .

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 9:44, More)
# link to the image on tripod
ok, tripod is a pos. oh, and if you dont know, you can right click on the image, then click on properties, and it'll tell you where the image is so you can plug that into your address bar (with cut and paste, duh) so you can see it.
linky linky
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 2:13, More)
# "What? I thought you said a white van with lettering..."

(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 1:33, More)
# I said PEER 2 PEER sharing!

sigh!
(my appologies for the file size)
(, Wed 23 Oct 2002, 0:05, More)
# Carol's still not listening

(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 23:25, More)
# as Mr. Dickinson often says...
Cheap as CHIPS


how about..


(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 21:12, More)
# you should go see that film...

apparently it's some story.
(, Tue 22 Oct 2002, 20:34, More)
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