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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# For f-ck´s sake, Luke - use the FORCE

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:38, More)
# Hello b3ta!


I am new ... please be gentle ...
(FortyFour, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:36, More)
# Sorry if this is a Grasscock


coat
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:36, More)
# Badly Misheard Instructions

(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:33, More)
# Yes, quite a horror show

(DeGremlin, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:19, More)
# A-penis a-penis...
...The greatest thing that I possess...

...fill the world with a-penis!

Gawd bless ya doddy!
(Blackrock, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:17, More)
# At the pet shop

(Lox, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:17, More)
# .

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:13, More)
# sigh

I asked for a dictaphone
(Maels, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:11, More)
# listen, darling...
www.geocities.com/dirtyunderdogme/wedding.jpg
(dannyboy, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:00, More)
# I can only apologise!!! The day they thought they discovered life on mars.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:59, More)
# It was a comment, not an instruction!



First one in quite some time. Could be why it leaves a lot to be desired!



coat
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:57, More)
# "Monica, we only need to blow the bloody Doors off!"

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:54, More)
# No Luke!
the FORCE, may the FORCE be with you. wanker!

(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:46, More)
# I seem

to be stuck in Star Wars mode.
(MrGravy, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:45, More)
# I get this all the time....

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, More)
# "No dear, when you told me where we were going, I said Where the f**k's that!"

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, More)
# "You don't need to see his uncoordination..."

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, More)
# They forget what it's like to be young.

(Blackrock, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:34, More)
# Starfleet later issued an apology to Sweden

(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:25, More)
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