It's not what I asked for in the video shop...


But what the hell - Christmas is on the way...
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:20, More)

Oh for fucks sake Luke! Will You PLEASE Listen!
Now give me that here

(Apols if this has already been done but I haven't got time to wade through all the entries)
( Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:14, More)

.

( missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:08, More)

The truth isn't out there..


..thanks to a simple misunderstanding
( Darryn.R, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 13:07, More)

Beware the judderman my dear,
when the moon is phat.

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 12:47, More)

Those crazy dutch coffe shop staff.
Despite being impressed by how far they would go for the customer,


.. I definately asked for super SKUNK.

and with a sample that size, no wonder he's still smiling.

ticket to hell please.

edit: obviously either too subtle, or crap.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 11:07, More)

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( missing, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 11:06, More)

these arnt
the Freuds you're looking for

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 10:58, More)

The pissed up Santa often misheard the kids, bringing the highly
unpopular "Auction Man"


(flangecakes, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 9:59, More)

At the trial of Lee Harvey Oswald.....

( [email protected], Mon 21 Oct 2002, 9:58, More)

you did ask for a number two all over - didn't you ?

looks a little like ann widicombe ??
( dakster, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 9:57, More)

Moses
Had very bad hearing and got it all a bit wrong the first time...


( Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 9:23, More)

Tickets please

(LazyBastard, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 9:16, More)

Im going to get into trouble for this
but I did something months back that was prophetic of this weeks compo.

Hayfever was killing me last night. The Mrs didnt quite get the right type of eyebath though!
Apologies to the repost police.
Let the slating commence.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 9:09, More)

"No, no, no Rachel you silly gorgous thing..."
thats not what we meant by exercising our right to bare arms...

( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 8:58, More)

Pass us the salt!


Hey - gimme a break, I wanna go home! :-)
(Snoop, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 7:50, More)

the scarecrow really had no idea....

(Nicko_d, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 7:43, More)

what you say mum?

i thought i told you to stop that dog scratching
(wild animal, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:57, More)

Old Pun Reposts
Buil me a Hoover Dam.

clicky

Also:

( Lukasm, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:38, More)

They were drunk the night that they wrote the first draft....


still needs some work with the imagery...
(uptownjoe, Mon 21 Oct 2002, 0:00, More)