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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.

(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
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# Insert Disk
We've all thought about it more then once...


(Scruffum, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:48, More)
# It's easy when you realize..


There is - (insert really bad Matrix pun here)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:41, More)
# while we're on a Luke Skywalker theme...


Luke claimed to be a telecommunications expert.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:18, More)
# No Chuck,


it's Fight the POWER...
(cattleprod, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:14, More)
# Back at the Pet Shop

(Lox, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:05, More)
# Oh, for goodness sake, Luke, LISTEN!!

(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:57, More)
# Listen to directions carefully!

I said left at the crevasse not right!
(Alpen, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:51, More)
# And now, the Lord's Prayer...


the boss is lurking or I'd have taken more care, sos.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:27, More)
# No No Luke, I said I was feeling a little hoarse...


bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:25, More)
# .
Sorry Mr Blessed, i thought you said DDRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


poor i know but ive had a long hard day so nerrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:19, More)
# And sometimes you just ahve to take advantage of a great bit of subject matter ;)

(stuntcock, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:19, More)
# No, Joel
Blue Oyster Cult wanted you to do, "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Sigh.



PS yay to 2 mentions in the newsletter, albeit under different names. Those chaps just can't decide what to call me ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:18, More)
# I said AEROSOL deodorant..


Foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:15, More)
# Luke *STILL* wasn't listening...

(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 16:02, More)
# Dont you just hate it when #2

(zeflar, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:59, More)
# That crazy Cobain - he just simply didn't read the instructions....

(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:58, More)
# what john realy said was......
bigger than cheeses
(I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:57, More)
# sorry about the filesize

(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:55, More)
# Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...you're my only Pope!


(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:53, More)
# i will _never_ tire of this old meme

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:49, More)
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