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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.
(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)
The company was pleased
with the in-depth research, but they regretted not sending a memo once they saw Mark's presentation on "Thinking Outside the Bachs"
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Because of cutbacks, Johnson had been
given until midday to clear his desk.
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I said "look into my EYES and tell me you love me!"

woo! my first comp entry!
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Internet porn

Those illegal hardcore pictures on the net didn't live up to expectations
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Thats the last time I send the office junior out on an errand.
Asked for twenty marlboro lights, and said I'd square up with him when he got back

now Ive got a bill for three hundred notes and a desk full of these.
edit: thank god I didnt ask for twenty mayfair.
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Robin Reliant handbook page 34

Do not drive vehicle over inspection pits
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The battle of Dien Ben Phu
Would have gone a lot better for Bravo company had their request for choppers not been misunderstood...
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Jonny was begining to think that he misunderstood his careers advisor
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Quick and silly

Diana wondered what all the fuss about her visit to a leopard colony had been about.
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Dave's new job at the circus didn't last very long.
13 seconds to be precise.

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Badly Misheard Instructions. Ever sat in the congregation at a wedding trying not to laugh too loudly when they say 'I give you this ring'? Stick some cotton wool in your ears, dig out your worst puns and photoshop them for the board.
(Fri 18 Oct 2002, 17:40)

with the in-depth research, but they regretted not sending a memo once they saw Mark's presentation on "Thinking Outside the Bachs"
( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 23:35, More)

given until midday to clear his desk.

( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 19:57, More)


woo! my first comp entry!
( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 18:46, More)


Those illegal hardcore pictures on the net didn't live up to expectations
( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 17:33, More)

Asked for twenty marlboro lights, and said I'd square up with him when he got back

now Ive got a bill for three hundred notes and a desk full of these.
edit: thank god I didnt ask for twenty mayfair.
( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:33, More)


Do not drive vehicle over inspection pits
( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:25, More)

Would have gone a lot better for Bravo company had their request for choppers not been misunderstood...

( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:01, More)


( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 12:47, More)


Diana wondered what all the fuss about her visit to a leopard colony had been about.
( , Thu 24 Oct 2002, 10:58, More)

13 seconds to be precise.


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