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This is a link post Scorchio!

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey
I wish she did our weather reports. Even though i can't understand her.
 (Sherbs, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry...
She's talking? I didn't notice...
 (Ceasar Flunk can see your house from here, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey
I'd like to take a look at *her* isobars
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd wash 'er spuds

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Better than washing Michael Fish's spuds

(Sherbs, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post spuds is spuds
unless they're pre-cooked frozen roasties or smash.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to watch her forecast
And then plan accordingly.


A lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I'd like to North Utsire then South Utsire
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd have a sudden downpour on her warm front.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd climate.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd leave her with damp patches in the south.
^very unlikely
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd let her tell me the weather from a TV studio hundreds of miles away!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she doesn't even have a degree in meteorology

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post who cares.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I cannot argue with the strength of your intellect
We should probably look at replacing qualifications with boobs in other professions. I'd definitely enjoy trips to the dentist more.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They literally have done this at my dentist.
It's great.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
i'm not falling for that trick again
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that dress applied by a dipping process?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Took me till 0
0.30 to realise it was also a weather forecast.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Please go easy on the misogynistic "I would" type posts whenever a picture of an attractive lady is posted on the board.
Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if you would, she probably wouldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect
that most people are posting them "ironically" - I personally just wanted to make a lame weather related pun. I do get your point though
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*mutters something about "your point"*
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is B3ta isn't it? Where there will often be jokes about rape & paedophilia on the board without outrage.
And you have to admit she's got a smashing blouse on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Da5id puppet account
AICMFP
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who appointed you to speak on their behalf?
And confirming the male hegemony by doing so.

Possibly you think they're too busy doing needlework or thinking about whether the stars are God's daisy chain to get offended for themselves.

Or maybe you actually don't give a shit and are just hoping you might get your tops and fingers off one of them by flaunting your sensitivity.

Either way, it's a losing game, because whenever someone claims to be a girl on the internet, it's actually a man. Wanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post whut?

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off!

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I only speak a little bit of dago,
but I think she's saying something along the lines of 'A warm front to the north' and 'hot and humid down south, with a chance of precipitation'
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post crypes! she can't half rabbit!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what she is selling, but I would take two!

(Entertain_Me It's only the internet! Unplug if you get scared!, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, her dress is short and tight..
.... but as the lady pointed out it is very hot.
 (Bosch balls, Sat 27 Jun 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post b o t t o m !

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 29 Jun 2015, 2:55, , Reply)