A South African invention to gently stop car jackings
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 11:12,
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Years old this but always worth seeing to be reminded of how fucking mental SA is.
I watched Chappie a while back and kept thinking "This is probably exactly what South Africa is like, minus the robots."
Almost every single white South African I've met has been an openly racist cunt. Once I was at a work do to which one of my colleagues had taken his South African fiancee. During a lull in conversation she brought our attention to her tan and said without a hint of subtlety exclaimed "Bloody hell, I must be the biggest nig nog in here." She was a delight.
I know one South African I like, if she's as racist as the majority I've encountered, she hides it bloody well. But I'd probably turn a blind eye to it anyway since she's fucking stunning.
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Just what I would have posted!
I work with lots of South Africans, and one of them once said: "Kevin Pietersen. Never was there a better reason for the phrase 'I've never met a nice South African'". I think we often despise them precisely because they aren't afraid to say the things we're all thinking.
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I disagree. I certainly don't embrace the casual racism most of the South Africans I've met seem to display.
But I see what you're getting at. I think we're all a wee bit racist to some degree, we just hate to see that aspect of ourselves.
I regard Katie Hopkins very much as a great example of 'says what we're all thinking', though. The woman is fucking vile, there are some things you just shouldn't say in public and I very much believe she does it for the troll factor.
But...she does speak a lot of uncomfortable truth at times.
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What part of the spectrum?
There are at least 254 levels of grey.
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The autistic part
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 19:25,
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Its just the Magnevolt system they use in Detroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 2 Jun 2016, 13:25,
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Zimbabwean bloke I worked with used to work in Joburg.
Saw someone shot to death against the (bulletproof) glass window of his office, apparently.
The flamethrower thing is old, they also had a thing called the "octopus" with, effectively, 8 shotguns aimed at head level. If you could get that over here, with a little modification it could wipe out the traffic light windscreen washer business overnight.
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