not mixed news
just releived that there is finaly going to be a way out of all the morphine and pain that has blighted my life and got worse over the last year, hence me not being on here and also the depression didnt help.
got told in january that the surgeons wanted to put me through 4 or possibly 5 opperations using a shoulder blade and rib to rebuild and straighten the ankle, however over the last 8 operations i have had none has worked and i cant see these being any differant also therte is the added 2 years of operation recovery operation recovery cycle.
So after a decent chat to the consultant me and my wife decided the best way forward was to take the bugger off and be done with all the physical pain.
this would also remove the festering ulcer on the right side of my ankle that is a symptom of the osteomylitus and will not heal despite time in hospital on IV antibiotics.
So good thing alround and as an added bonus my socks will now last 2 days which is ggod
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:11,
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This definitely sounds like the right thing
Good luck
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:25,
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So foot and lower leg?
That bloke from The Last Leg seems to get about ok on a prosthetic.
I assume you're getting one?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:28,
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yeah right leg below knee amputation
means i can get an ordinary welly boot and put it the stump and hey presto instant kinky thigh high boot "wink"
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:33,
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Make sure you build in a USB charging port for your phone. Risk of explosion probably minimal...
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also you can nick display shoes (assuming it's the correct foot)
never pay for shoes again!
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yeah could nick the shoe but not be able to leg it might be a flaw in that plan somewhere
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:44,
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well you know if that shoe fits and all that...
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:04,
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I can make a wooden peg leg
To complete your Pirate costume.
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hey theres a thought
i could rape and plunder my way accross the home countys with gaye abandon as long as it is made from finest teak and none of this nambypamby recycled white dogshit thats pressed into mcnuggets or what ever
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 23:01,
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I once read an article about two old fellas who'd both lost a leg in the war.
One had lost the left, the other the right. Every year they'd meet up, go for a drink and then go shoe shopping.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 7:08,
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www.movies101.com/SOLDIERS.HTML
There is one interesting relationship in the film, and it is between Moore and young Joe Galloway (Barry Pepper), a journalist who hitches a ride into the battle site on the second day and records it all. Need we say that he is also the co-author of Moore's autobiography. In the film he tells Moore a wonderful story. Moore has asked him why he's a journalist and not a soldier. Galloway says that he comes from a long line of soldiers, including two great-grandfathers, who each lost a leg fighting on opposite sides in the Civil War. One lost his right leg and the other the left. They met by accident, after the war, in a shoe store in Galveston, Texas, and then by design met each year afterward, in the shoe store, to buy a pair of shoes and take home one shoe each.
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Well, if it makes you hoppy...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:41,
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Dark
But I guilty LOL'd
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:45,
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the best kind
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 14:55,
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Oh my finger lingered over the post button for a few seconds I can tell you, but I figured people come here for a laugh, not sympathy.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:09,
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this place has never been known to be worried about upsetting other people
I have been guilty of doing that very same thing in the past on here.
And if you cant laugh at the bloody mess i am in then you shouldnt be here after all this is meant to be full of ADULTS in here
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:14,
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Do you get to keep the old foot?
If so, bring it in a pickle jar to the next London b4sh in June.
Hope that operation is a resounding success, sir.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 15:28,
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Sounds nasty
Wondered where you'd got to - I figured you'd run off.
On the bright side though, this sounds like it should get you on an even keel (figuratively, if not literally).
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:11,
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