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This is a link post Le Cinq, Paris: restaurant review
Hilarious Guardian review where a meal for two, including service and modest wine come to £520.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post far more saitisfying than a good meal

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post bag of frites on the way home then

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff
Also, the line about "older gentlemen and their nieces" was delightfully venomous.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Milk skin?
Rich people really will eat any old shite, especially if it's served on a moss-strewn roof tile recovered from the house of a blind old shoemaker living just outside Verdun.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth scolling all the way down to his own photos of the same dishes, rather than the stock photos Le Cinq supplied.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ stock ones are pretty nice though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 9 Apr 2017, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, but what he got IRL was nothing like those.
Those onions looked like droppings from a troll with colitis.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post ‘Like a Barbie-sized silicone breast implant’

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness, Jay Rayner is a wank.
He's part of the problem. I think skipping a few meals wouldn't do him any harm either, the fat prentious cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 8:02, Reply)
This is a normal post OR more meals of the 'stale air capsule' kind?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post tend to think food critics should all be fat sheds

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
At least then you know they've experienced a lot of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post and he looks like
a time travelling evil french king.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
I'd have bangers and mash any day rather than this.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The menu sounded as pretentious as it must have been revolting
I think people pay to be pampered more than fed at that place
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Food blog idea!!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 10 Apr 2017, 21:05, Reply)