Did Pirates Really Have Long Black Beards?
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Pirates are often described as having long black beards possibly in an attempt to give them an image that differed from society in the ‘golden age of piracy’. What does history tell us about pirates – did they all have beards or were they clean-shaven or sported mustaches?
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FUCK OFF!
Do you know who uses beard oil? Twats, that's who.
(, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:36, Share, Reply)
I know cunts who do
it's not so cut and dried as you suggest.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:42,
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So does Diprobase. But you don't pay £20 for a 25ml bottle of the stuff.
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Oh is that what the link was for?
Didn't read it but I just use the cheap stuff. Left to its own my face moss ends up looking like something you find clogging up a bath's plug hole.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 18:37,
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No idea, I didn't actually click through.
But you can be sure there's some massively overpriced scented olive oil in there somewhere.
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You got it all wrong dude
What really happened was that ITV planned a new series of the Professionals, and Bodi was at the pub and simply offered his mate a drink. All he said was
Beer Doyle?
Simple mistake to make.
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:30,
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Muslims have big bushy beards.
What do you think about that?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:38,
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#fakenews
you can't tell cos the burkas.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:49,
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Adam. Adam. ADAM!!!
Hi
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:51,
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As a Cornishman and ethnic minority I call cultural appropriation on this.
Racist!
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 13:52,
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It's actually way worse
Because we have an official B3ta pegleg. The Op transcends offensive and is actually worse than Hitler - cos say what you like about Hitler but he wasn't a fucking spamming cunt.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:46,
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adam20, I have clicked "like" for this thoughtful addition to our quaint, yet, admitedly old fashioned board.
I invite you to the drawing room, where you can sample a fine French wine and, of course, fine cheese.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:52,
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... and a bummin'
Always a bummin'
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 14:57,
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Shhhh, you'll scare him off!
Adam, I note that your name starts with the letter A, which is the first in the alphabet. Why don't we just start with you?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:07,
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*shuffles away quietly*
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:28,
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Get behind the curtain and be ready with the ether.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 15:34,
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Just offer the box of wine and kebabs already
All this poncy refined stalking doesn't work most of the time
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:25,
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Is this a satire
on what a waste of time and money article marketing is?
If so, five stars.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:13,
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Fuck beard oil and everything it stands for.
fucking hipsters, YOU RUINED BEARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 15 Aug 2017, 16:44,
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