"Smart separate kitchen"
That is indeed an interesting interpretation of the word "separate".
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 13:49,
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it's separate from all the other kitchens that exist
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:11,
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Three chairs around the table seems a little optimistic.
(MuckTrumpetis winking furiously, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:28,
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they're for the hostages
(theswollenbeefwhere there's a will there's a wank, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:31,
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Nah, that's fine
One to sit at, one to pile clothes that've been worn but don't need washing yet onto, one to pile slightly dirtier clothes that still don't quite need washing yet onto. Because that's how people who can afford £250,000 flats live, of course.
(An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:57,
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fair, once you've spent that on the flat there's no money for cupboards or drawers
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 20:47,
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how much is that in Brixton local currency?
(Woodkovsky☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 14:45,
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Cosy.
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:16,
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But in next week's paper: Studio apartment for rent, separate kitchen. £10,000/month.
Ah, isn't London GREAT?
(suvradnow hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:30,
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It clearly states 'smart separate kitchen'
separate from what?
(b0rk3dJokes are better than technique!, Mon 14 Jan 2019, 15:31,
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I went to view this one recently.
Note the use of the word "mezzanine" to describe what is at best storage space