"Man inserts eel into rectum from anus in hopes to ‘relieve constipation’
but instead almost lost his life after the eel entered his abdomen"
The Global Times
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 16:43,
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imagine being the doctor having to fish that one out
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Fri 6 Aug 2021, 10:00,
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wwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH
Anguilliformes,
Anguilliformes for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 18:55,
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I don't think the "from anus" part is really needed.
I like the last paragraph about carp.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 20:06,
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Must be a typo
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 4 Aug 2021, 22:22,
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When the eel's up yer arse,
Because there's shite yeh can't pass,
That's a Moray!
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followed by mash and liquor
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 1:48,
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The Global Times
The newspaper has been the source of various incidents, including fabrications and disinformation.
It is part of a broader set of Chinese state media outlets that constitute the Chinese government's propaganda apparatus.[14][15] The Global Times has published COVID-19 misinformation and conspiracy theories.
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