I wore cling film instead of pants to my doctor's appointment
the doctor took one look at me and said "I can clearly see youre nuts"
/old jokes better spoken than written
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 23 May 2022, 13:38,
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Polite ripple of applause.
A colleague said he was going to Jamaica, so I said "Is your wife going to the West Indies?!" and he replied "Yes".
I think some of the old jokes are so old some people haven't actually heard them.
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Varmint, Mon 23 May 2022, 22:42,
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Weren't these originally meant as a diversion in the first lockdown?
But that was ages ago. Could it be that - if they ever had a moment - it is long passed?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 22 May 2022, 15:17,
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I think she is seeing how far they can push the YouTube bots or admins
before they boot her off for excess boobage.
Then she can write to the Daily Mail and complain therefore raising the profile of her soon to be released "Only Fans" page***
***Not true but otherwise a cunning plan.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 22 May 2022, 18:11,
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The Mail won't be interested, she's over 18.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 22 May 2022, 20:16,
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I’d heard the name one or twice before but had to look her up.
I might be wrong but her music career was all but ended before I was born. Can anyone think of a song by her that’s stood the test of time?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 23 May 2022, 15:21,
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extra cash to help pay for the heating bills, they aren't getting any younger
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Robert Fripp
is looking and sounding more like actor Wallace Shawn week by week
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