I can't help but wonder why Kwasi Kwarteng is going to not stand for MP next term? It couldn't possibly be that some of his very rich friends are going to offer him a token post in their company for his 'services to business'...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:32,
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guess who that fat shed's first wife was
(benito vaselinino not that one, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:36,
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Hmmm
Revoltingness aside, I thought faecal matter was actually poisonous ... microorganisms etc that really should stay in the lower half of the digestive system?
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:21,
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Probably mildly toxic rather than poisonous.
I'm not sure you'd fancy going on the swings after eating one, but I'd imagine you could build up a resistance to third party poo pretty quickly.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:56,
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Well I'm certainly not going to experiment
(Turtle Power& Knuckles, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:29,
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If you've ever had ice in your drink it's probably too late.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 1:18,
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JFC
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:24,
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I think if I'd known (as i do now after googling) she was the undisputed Queen of scat porn
when i first read the comment that would have been a good joke. I shall now remember her name to drop into polite conversation in future.
(dyllonnice beaver., Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:48,
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