"Why do you need gloves for chicken wings?"
Because at some point, you *will* touch your eyes, your todger, or your arse.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Sat 17 May 2025, 8:46,
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opposite order
(Invisible Wizard- 12th Level Errorer, Sat 17 May 2025, 13:03,
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I took my contact lenses out after chopping chillies once.
You only do that once.
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Sat 17 May 2025, 19:25,
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Bollocks
(Huw EdwardsDigital ID is fine, shut up, Sat 17 May 2025, 8:51,
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huw would say that
(MiseryCuntyou cannot be sirious, Sat 17 May 2025, 13:56,
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he was looking for somewhere to die i think
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 May 2025, 13:15,
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aren't we all
(MiseryCuntyou cannot be sirious, Sat 17 May 2025, 14:49,
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If I’d been the guy with the pint
I’d have told him to fuck off, tv camera or not.
(Derp, Sat 17 May 2025, 16:34,
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Absolutely.
Moreover, given the circumstances I think you'd be acting well within your rights to chib the cunt on live TV.
(brbMonkhouse Stampede, Sat 17 May 2025, 18:08,
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He seemed a bit of a Nigel to me.
But at least he apparently knows that capsaicin is fat-soluble, so he had the sense to walk past the lager to the milk stout. /s
(jonbobloves you, Sat 17 May 2025, 19:26,
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it's impressive to have got to that age
and have no idea that food can be spicy
(pissand shit, Sat 17 May 2025, 17:27,
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What age?
I can't tell if he's 20 or 60!
(Ambegrislikes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 17 May 2025, 17:38,
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either of those is still sheltered
but yes, he's odd-looking
(pissand shit, Sat 17 May 2025, 18:25,
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Chinless weird-looking bald sheltered posh twat, what's his b3ta username?
(The Porcupine From Purgatorywe of all lost both have them, Sat 17 May 2025, 19:28,
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Smegg Wallace
(THE MONGDADDYWibble jib-jib!, Tue 20 May 2025, 22:02,
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