Confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub
Venue manager Chris said: "It was huge. There was absolutely no explanation."
Confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub
(, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 5:44, Reply)
Looks like Dog Food to me
My sister used to feed her dogs food that came in tubes just like that
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 2:12,
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I used to make them when I was a butcher's boy
I used a sausage making machine to mince up all the lights* saved up from the past week and squeezed the mix into long plastic bags for the little old dears to boil up.
*Offal, but even more disgusting.
(, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 12:34, Reply)
Marketing Manager Rob Hall added:
"Who would have thought this random item would generate over 100k views in 12 hours and have us being contacted by press and people from far afield for updates on a sausage? SausageGate is real and if it’s yours please come forward as we HAVE to know why."
a) Don't be so modest, Marketing Manager Rob Hall, well played.
b) It was used to smuggle a large quantity of illegal drugs past the bouncers, wasn't it, so don't expect anyone to come forward.
(, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 15:45, Reply)
c)
Someone is still giggling at the amount of attention they got on the dancefloor.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 17:29,
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Burst sausage
How it got burst is the more disturbing thing.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Jun 2025, 18:57,
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This is the most exciting thing that has ever happened in Coventry
fact.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 8:05,
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Bands wont play no more,
Too much sausage on the dance floor.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 25 Jun 2025, 11:27,
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