I know people who use the internet are full of hate for other people (including me) but for once lets do something nice together.....look into your heart.......
Oh dears
Anyone can jump on a stage and be "bereft of any form of humour", of which this person clearly is.
Constructive criticism. Practice your material on work colleagues first. (Not family, as your mum, dad, and gran will always tell you, you are fantastic even if you are shit. Thats what parents are for.)
*work colleagues may in fact tell you, you are fantastic even when you are shit. Just so that you can embaress yourself further in the future.
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:36,
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That was my view first time round.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:41,
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Then you realised he was being
deliberately shit?
(magnum, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:52,
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That's what I give my hard earned for - a lack of funnies. Also great to see other, new links pushed off the page for a repeat of this.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:11,
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The Audience...
...seem very polite and sympathetic
(Darklord, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:38,
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Oh, you're back with your spamming.
Good to see you back, because it means you'll be banned and I'll never have to witness this abomination again. Have you not realised that being a not funny twat precludes you from being successful on the stand-up circuit?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:39,
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Blimey.
You're about as cheerful as that sushi bitch.
(meat2veghello!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:55,
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I said nothing as advised by the scary red letters last time he posted this.
/Hi m2v.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:04,
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Excuse me?
First of all, check your facts.
I am a perfectly cheery person thank you very much. I passed comment on a video that was posted, which I was well within my rights to do. If you really have that much of a problem, feel free to ignore me.
(Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:48,
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pardon?
WHAT?
(lazygamerVS tittybiscuits, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 0:24,
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I'M IGNORING YOU
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 1:43,
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Ahem!
thats a bit rich coming from someone who's only been here 3 months...
This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this"
maybe you should take some of your own medicine?
(get on with itÜber alles in der Welt, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 21:57,
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Maybe I'll post my pisspoor stand up repeatedly when I attempt it.
(elephant riderproperty shark sighted!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:02,
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I would leave a comment but...
I am governed by...
This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything...
So I cannot say anything.
(goonbreath, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:00,
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Typical drama-teacher/Butlins unfunny bollocks
I hope you're not using humour as a means of fighting depression or to stop psychotic episodes. If you are, prepare to be sad and murdery.
(DerpasaurusDOG FARTS, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 22:40,
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Now that's a gag.
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:34,
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Was this supposed to be funny?
Am I missing the point?
(Fluffster, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 11:57,
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