oh god, trash press is becoming a parody of itself
(sockmore tea vicar?, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:50,
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The talk of "potions" gets me
Do Daily Mail readers live in a right wing, anxious, Oblivion type RPG?
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:54,
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Well.....Every council estate has a witch, and Homeopathic healers are like warlocks
and really rich people all live in castles... Bring me my Bow of burning gold; Bring me my Arrows of desire: Bring me my Spear: O clouds unfold: Bring me my Chariot of fire !
I will not cease from Mental Fight, Nor shall my Sword sleep in my hand: Till we have built Jerusalem, In Englands green & pleasant Land.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 11:58,
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Love that song/poem,
sang it at a funeral on Monday and it made me well up.
(Blackdogmanguitaris out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:06,
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Aye it is a good un.
Even better as I like W Blakes outlook on life.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:26,
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I had it at my Mum's funeral
just to bum everyone out! Hello b3ta
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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Hello miss
Any interesting cases today?
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:35,
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hello!
depends if you count buggery as interesting. I suppose some people might!
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:54,
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Haha!
Not sure how to answer that one;)
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:00,
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Is it illegal?
Or is it the context in which it was administered illegal?!
BTW 'Noon T0ria
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:02,
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Blue Nun was involved
Not sure whether it was the contents or the bottle itself though.
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:10,
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*Xmas Flashbacks*
0_o
EDIT: Howareya me laddo?
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:12,
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Fine sir!
You preparing your liver (and numbing your taste buds) for the march bash? ;)
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:15,
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My liver is perma-numbed these days
and my tastebud is assaulted on a daily basis by my home cooking so nowt to worry about there...
Any ideas on what the plan is?
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:18,
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Hello both I am back from Greggs
with pastie. Carry on!
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:19,
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Carry On Pastie?
I don't remember that one?!?
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:22,
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I'd be surprised if it hasn't already been made to be honest.
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:04,
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Not sure yet
Boss lady (t0ria) hasn't confirmed, but I was thinking of going for a bite to eat early on, to "line the stomach" as it were.
Plus, if we're going to the Fab cafe, Chinatown is next door...
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:21,
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ha ha boss lady?
I quite like that! Shall I wear my suit?
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:21,
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Just wear the wig
That would be sublime :D
(Monty Propps, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 13:24,
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JUST
the wig...
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:01,
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Oi!
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:10,
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Y'know,
we could reinact that dream you had...
You in the wig, me with the big gavel. ;)
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 14:13,
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I'm not sexually harrassing anyone today
:)
(t0riahas forgotten how this all works, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:22,
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I should hope not!
Unless it's that illegal buggery of which you speak above^.
(Colonel SantiagoIntroduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 22 Jan 2009, 15:31,
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Britain has gone to the dogs
You don't see beautiful chilren anymore. Their ASBO-fuelled faces are all crack ridden and contorted with granny rape knife crime. Last one out turn out the lights.
(Necroflange, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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I like the way they headline the article
"Did Nazi doctor Mengele - the Angel of Death - cause twin surge in South American town?"
Then, the first paragraph proper reads "A notorious Nazi doctor known as the 'Angel of Death' IS behind an alarming number of twins born..." emphasis my own
(appleheadherp derp, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 12:34,
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Rule 1 of Daily Mail headlines
If it's phrased as a question; the answer is "No".
"Are Asylum Seekers Eating British Swans?" "Could EU Make You Sell Your House?" "Was Diana Driver MI6 Mole?"