Consider my gob well and truly smacked...
"just fed her, train her..."
It's a fucking human being not a puppy!
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:17,
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well, speaking as the father of a 1 week old boy
he's not technically wrong... All mine does is drink, sleep and shit himself. He's like Shane MacGowan with slightly better breath.
(rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25,
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Pfft!
How is the yougster doing? And Mrs B3ta?
(Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop!Yes, that one!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:26,
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And a better singing voice I reckon
(boyo81was laying down his ordinance on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:39,
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What have you called him?
I think "Clarence the Impenetrable" has a nice ring to it.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:50,
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Stan
or more fully Stanley William Manuel
(rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:00,
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cheers
I like solid man names. No naming the kid Rasputin just because I'm some dickhead with a website.
(rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:02,
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oh, you've got a website?
:)
congrats though, we had a boy recently too.. they're better than girls.
(a usernameTue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:18,
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"YES, WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!"
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:21,
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If you are designing a bank safe.
(redazrilI LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:06,
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Speaking as someone with no kids
I can be as self-righteous as I like about this and bang on about parental responsibility whilst having no idea what raising a child entails
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11,
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[ well congrats there MrManuel (+ Family obviously ;)
(DrZaarlonWitchspace To Ra!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11,
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As the father of a 5 month old
Rob's right although that changes at about 2-3 months old.
(dj_jennsI'm Going to Be A Dad Too!?? Friiiick :-s, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:19,
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It's kind of like having fish, but with no glass to bang on.
So I just rattle their bars.
That's parenting.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:23,
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