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This is a link post Why does steam come out of my vagina? NSFW
The responses make this. Marked NSFW if you are offended by words relating to mimsies.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha
Best response:

"It's a raptor on a locomotive, attempting to rob you of your precious eggs. You must stop him at all costs if you ever want children."
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
You're suppose to install your Steam account on a Windows based Operating System. Your Vagina will not play games like Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead. Go to steampowered.com for proper instructions on how to install Steam.
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh this is interesting and it works to
Fill your mouth with air. Compress it in your mouth, as if you are blowing dust away with as much force as you can without letting it escape from your mouth. relax and slowly open your mouth. push the air out with just your tongue. water vapor or steam is created.

Although how you do that with your twinkle I wouldnt know not having one.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAARGH!!
I just tried that and it worked!
 (I helped save b3ta! megapowerskills is farming apple meat, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried it and it made my cheeks hurt
And no steam.

I'm now sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Once your cheeks are puffed out
pull 'em back in, being sure not to swallow the air (or inhale it, but swallowing it is worse, ick).
If that doesn't work try climbing a hill.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post O_O
It really works!

*Never tells anyone about this*
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
Is there a Choo choo in your hoo hoo?!

lols!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post damn you
i just splurted rice all over my key board hahaah!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post very silly :D

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ACE...HAHAHAHAHA
You're suppose to install your Steam account on a Windows based Operating System. Your Vagina will not play games like Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead. Go to steampowered.com for proper instructions on how to install Steam.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:44, Reply)