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This is a normal post I propose the banning of escalators
to a) reduce the amount of electricity (and thus green house gas emmissions) and b) get tubby people on the move.

2 birds, 1 stone. magnum for president.
 (I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I totally agree
it would also mean a generally tighter average of female arse, which would mean happier relationships, lower levels of stress, longer life spans.

Win win situation!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lifts should be bannend
In in their place, fireman's poles.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I work on the 11th floor
I dread to think what having to climb up that pole every day would do to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you took piano stairs
by the time you got to the 5th floor only dogs would be able to hear the notes
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you went a few floors below ground level
the notes would be so low they'd make you shit yourself.
 (tea_leaf_dancer, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, knotted rope!

(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolly?
I like Magnums but I wouldn't make one president.
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 10:11, , Reply)