I propose the banning of escalators
to a) reduce the amount of electricity (and thus green house gas emmissions) and b) get tubby people on the move.
2 birds, 1 stone. magnum for president.
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magnum, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:04,
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I totally agree
it would also mean a generally tighter average of female arse, which would mean happier relationships, lower levels of stress, longer life spans.
Win win situation!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:10,
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Lifts should be bannend
In in their place, fireman's poles.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:18,
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I work on the 11th floor
I dread to think what having to climb up that pole every day would do to me.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 12:38,
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If you took piano stairs
by the time you got to the 5th floor only dogs would be able to hear the notes
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:08,
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If you went a few floors below ground level
the notes would be so low they'd make you shit yourself.
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