44 Reasons to Support Israel
Reason 1: Its the only place in the middle east with fit women!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:52, Reply)
Not many things sexier than a firm buttocked conscript fascist
I've always said that.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 17:55, Reply)
don't use that f-word, unless you know what it means
use more vulgar ones, if you know how
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:06, Reply)
who was going for clever?
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:28,
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Uh...
I might not be paying too much attention as I am watching a film and browsing the links...
But I read that twice and still thought "Firm? Whats wrong with using firm"
*sorry*
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:52, Reply)
Fascist?
By that I'm sure you mean a government that
Restricts freedom of religion
Restricts freedom of expression
Restricts freedom of sexuality
Restricts the rights of women
Restricts democracy
Inforces martial law
A government such as, maybe, Hamas? Hamas stands against everything that the people in this country (UK) enjoy, they torment Arab Christians in the West Bank and they oppress those who worship at the wrong mosques. Yet people in this country, faux-socialists who believe that smashing the front window of a Starbucks* will bring down the capitalist empire that has given them so much of what they take for granted, support Hamas, not realising that the Muslim Brotherhood (of which Hamas is a wing) stands against all they say they desire.
Stop falling for the propaganda, unless you're just using a bit of sarcasm, you're just making yourself sound like a twat.
Furthermore, electing Hamas doesn't justify it, it just means that the people of Gaza knew full well what was coming for them, because you don't elect a government (or rather gang) that says it wishes to pull the tiger's tail without expecting to be bitten.
* news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7821928.stm
in the video
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)
they drank your milk?
damn you to hell hamas!
we shall avenge the milk!
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:16, Reply)
What's Left by Nick Coen
Articulates a lot of the above point. Definitely worth a read.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:28, Reply)
It just annoys me how people suck up Hamas's lies
no one expects anyone to make up numbers of civilian deaths, or to lie about as to how they came about, so when someone does lie about such matters no one wishes to accept that it could possibly be a lie; they think it's beyond belief.
Hitler said people will sooner believe the large lies than the small ones, it's what allows so many oppressive organisations to act the way they do.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:32, Reply)
Hehe
I didn't refer to people as Hitler, I merely paraphrased the great man.
I'll give you half a godwin point.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:02, Reply)
Just one more
and I can send off for a copy of Mein Kampf!
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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:04,
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Of course, Israel could let some journalists in to see what was going on
if they were doing the right thing I bet that's what they would do.
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gronkpan, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 23:56,
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'til one of the journalists
whose job it is to find stuff going "BOOM!" gets hurt in the BOOM! and everyone gets uppety about it.
Also, if they ask the man on the street "What do you think about..." all too often that man on the street isn't exactly independant. This was seen in Lebanon with Hezbollah who controlled quite rigorously what was and what was not to be filmed and said.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 1:08, Reply)
Israel is rigorously controlling what can and can't be filmed because they can't justify their actions to the world.
Some reports of them using white phosphorous bombs are still making it through.
GREAT JOB GUYS
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gronkpan, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:18,
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god, its you again. mr israel is perfect 2009
change the fucking record mate..
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:33,
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ya. sticking to conclusions based on logic is getting boring?
we should all be more fickle this year.
good idea.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:38, Reply)
Israel ain't perfect
but your answer is what, may I ask?
Stoning homosexuals? Go on, go to Trafalgar Square, wearing your "Free Hamas" shirt and have a go, why don't you?
Furthermore, not once did I support Israel in that above statement, I just criticised Hamas.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:41, Reply)
Of course
I might as well play by the rules laid down.
'800' dead is never references as '800, mostly armed men, dead'.
The language used against my argument is disingenuous, so I suppose I just have to match weaponry, no? Mocking works better than logic, picking the story of one young girl injured works better than numbers and data. It works for the fuckers who want my friends dead, so why not have it work for me?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:51, Reply)
turn the wholr area into radioactive glass
and repopulate in 30 thousand years...
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 22:14,
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like i give a fuck. they are going to do it to each other eventually anyway
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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 22:30,
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agreed 100%
i don't condone the civilian deaths in Gaza by Israeli bombing....but hell, killing civilians never stopped the palestinian groups before did it? In fact, they TARGETED civilians, and still do.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
Do your research properly, please.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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Are you saying Hamas doesn't target civilians?
'cos that's the only claim he made.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 19:42, Reply)
M'dear
Are you forgetting suicide bombers strapping explosives to their bodies and detonating them in nice crowded places like shopping malls, pizza joints and bendy busses?
top tip - about to be blown up by a suicide bomber on a bendy bus? stand in the rubber concertina bit for the best chance of survival
edit - damn, replied to the wrong bit of this convo. bugger.
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:26,
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how many people are dead in zimbabwe due to mugabe?
funny how we don't give a shit about that place though ain't it?
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:09, Reply)
Heh,
all the headlines in South Africa are about Israel rather than Zimbabwe, and Zimbabwe's bloody next door!
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:22,
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who cares!
as charlie brooker said, theres more important things happening in the world, like 2 comics calling up an old and going 'lol shagged your daughter' or leaving your kid alone in a hotel room and being surprised when shes kidnapped.
1000's of people dying of starvation does not make headlines, which it should, but as you said, who gives a shit.
its a mad world.
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 22:31,
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Most of them armed
25% of them civilians, apparently, and truly it's a great shame, but what about the ones with the kalashnikovs, mortars and rockets?
Fuck 'em, I say, fuck 'em with a bayonet, hard.
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)
Im with Mr Bubble as always
the voice of reason. Too many people are just willing to believe the propaganda without doing their own research or offer alternative viable solutions. Its much easier to just join in with the rest of the gang without giving it any reasoned thought.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:46,
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It's enough evidence for me
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:15,
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last column 5th row from the bottom
flickr.com/photos/13545391@N05/1385213788/
none of th rest grabbed my attention
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wjh31, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:28,
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here's another reason - NSFW
www.b3tards.com/u/89ba4d49143dfe1ade68/random-16.jpg
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 18:31, Reply)
If you thought good looking women were arrogant...
Imagine a good looking Israeli woman.
Whoooeee brother.
Juz keedin, word to all my stuck up zionist bitchez. Shalom
(, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:04, Reply)