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This is a link post Oversized floof
Bit of a trite message but a nice story nonetheless.
(ElusiveCamel, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job he'd just eaten a buffalow
is this a phone ad?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure it's the people that the film
Born Free is based on.

I much prefer the video footage with out the awful music though :(

EDIT: actually couldn't have been the born free people as the dates are all wrong. and they're two blokes not a husband and wife.
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post aww lully.
Reminds me of the story of Mkele Mbembe.

In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him.

For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the amazing events of that day.

Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.

The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe knew it had to be him.

Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. For what seemed like an eternity they stood and looked each other in the eyes, remembering that fateful day in 1986. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, breaking his neck and killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same elephant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgmqWUAE8I
 (hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
I knew I'd heard this story before.
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post that
was fabulous!
 (grandth3ftauto, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post his wife...
one of he many females that let him fuck them
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That almost sounded bitter

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yuck
My fingers stink if my cat wipes his dirty little gob on them so fuck knows what their faces smell like after being snogged by a frigging great lion.
 (Leemondus, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh positive vibes youtube videos
*wipes vomit off keyboard*
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Sat 12 Feb 2011, 21:47, , Reply)