Miserable old bitch is rewarded for spying on her neighbour for 3 years.
Warning! Daily Fail article. Sums up their readership quite nicely really. At least the comments give some hope for humanity.
If only I lived nearby I would feel the need to go and shag in her back garden if only to wipe the smug look off her face. /endrant
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:00,
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Use the proxy
Here
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:11,
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Wow. What an sad, empty shell of a woman
Also: I fully endorse your suggestion of organising a mass-orgy outside her house.
*trims pubes*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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*collects cuttings*
*makes moustache*
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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You disgust me.
*wanks cock*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:47,
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Jeez
I actually like when you've got some old retired lass in the street as they tend to feel they have nowt to lose when someone's being an anti social prick and step out to tell 'em off, but there IS a limit, and for me, this would be it.
Jeez, fancy someone keeping a diary of everything you ever do including sexual activities and the car regs of those involved in them, how fuckin creepy is that!?
BTW anyone see the Daily Fail tried to get Sandy Toksvig (notorious self-professed lesbian with 3 children!) done for 'profanity' by whipping up some reader hysteria for the joke 'The Tories, putting the 'N' into 'Cuts" on The News Quiz on Radio 4.
Last I looked this was from a long line of time honoured english double entendre humour and the fact that you as a listener understand the joke and get the unsaid word of image IN YOUR MIND does not mean it was actually said or shown!
Never the less as ever MPs and the folks in power generally feel the need to jump 'cos The Fail has spoken... *sigh*
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..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:23,
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I just don't get it
we all know they're fear mongering scum with a right wing agenda to sell newspapers to the simple minded majority by pandering to all their fears and knee-jerk reactions, but WHY do the powers that be ALWAYS go along for the ride!? The Fail writes it, the politicians enforce it, fucking annoying.
Jeez do they have a file of rent boy pics on every fucking MP in the fucking country!?
Maybe they do what this bitch above does...
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..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:38,
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I'm not sure who benefits from the majority of my - ironically very Daily Mail-esque - outrage on this.
The woman herself, of the stupid bloody court, for not kicking her complaint into touch straight away, and then slapping some form of injunction on her to respect the man's right to privacy.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 10:50,
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
HA HA HAHAHA
*cough cough*
HAHA!
That is brilliant.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:08,
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That's the new Doctor Who monster sorted then.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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I'll stop after this:
But https://www.facebook.com/people/Pauline-Palmer/100001249503172
(22 friends, soon to be less I'd wager)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:15,
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Nice find
Now for some trolling..............
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:31,
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Do bear in mind this IS the Fail
they troll us 'liberal lefty' reactionaries to do as they want just as much as they do their own right wingers, getting us all to go to their webbie to complain for example, for all we know this story is just yet another casual fabrication, and as the reporter is apparently named as 'A Daily Mail Reporter' I would advise seeing if you can confirm more directly that she did actually do any of it...
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..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:45,
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Reckon the Fail got it from the local rag (as they are wont to do)
here.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:59,
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Good sleuthing!
A tad more measured version of events too, with some differing factoids, but it does still sound like the bitch got a problem with other people who still have a life to live near her!
I have to wonder at times if there ain't a good argument for actually sub-dividing residential areas into age groups, like the council in Leeds had terrible trouble up-keeping some ancient old concrete flats of the '60s hi-rise variety which were awful dives of drugs, burglary and general anti-social wankery, till they had the brainwave to make them exclusively for OAPs, and now they're a tranquil paradise of quiet reflection where the only smashed windows come with bad weather and the lift always works and only smells of wee after old Mrs Smith had an accident again... ;)
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..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:15,
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I like the idea of dividing up society:
Some kind of west-east wall just north of Birmingham to keep those revolting, flat-vowelled northern oiks out of lovely southern britain please!
*runs*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:41,
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*catches up*
*force feeds blackpudding*
*possibly not orally*
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..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:45,
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Ee by gum I feel reet northern now!
*stops washing, starts claiming dole*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:56,
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Her favourite movie is Dirty Dancing!
I'm sensing some repression here
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MartinH, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:29,
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Typical Daily Mail readers.
Old, racist uptight fascists. When they can't have stories like this, where in any normal circumstance the old lady would have had a run-in with the law, they'll just bring in a basta- I mean, columnist, to tell you how dreadful the world is. Fuck them all.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 11:37,
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Reminds me of the Neighbourhood Watch guy where I used to live 10 years ago.
He actually tried to tell one family off for having a "too high" hedge which meant he couldn't look into their front room at all times.
They told him to fuck off and then phoned the police on him. )
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NW is generally a good thing and a force for good
unfortunately some sad curtain twitchers do tend to give it bad publicity by deciding they are now the moral compass and social sheriff for the entire street and everyone in it, in which case they need to fuck off and get their own life IMO, but it is a fine line, I guess.
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..wil, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:02,
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Oh look she has a support page :)
www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_214891351875857
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:05,
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Oh you are a BAD MAN.
*bums*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 12:15,
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