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This is a normal post OH BE QUIET HERBY I GOT THEM ALL IT WAS SO EASY
As an aside, in Holland they have translated friends with benefits into Sex Fiend. Could lead to a whole other film..
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I was in Paris when it was out-
It's "Sex Friends" over there....
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I was in Paris too
but I didn't see you. I went to an awesome Chinese restaurant in a village on the northern outskirts (I don't know where I was in the back of a van)where the chef had a certificate from the Dick Fat Cooking institute. He also gave us sake with porn marbles in and the nearly village mayor tried to pay for us.
How was it?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You were taken in a van to the outskirts of a city
where you were given alcohol and the village mayor tried to buy you?

There wasn't a slightly confused looking bloke with broken glasses and a cut chin next to you was there?

No reason, just askin'
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Nearly.
The village mayor wasn't actually a mayor, but if they had one then he would be it. That's what he told us.
And yes, there was a weird guy next to us but he was just a hobo alcoholic.
I also learned a French/chinese joke about not liking/liking egg rolls. It was hilarious. (may contain lies)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "Porn Marbles"? I WANT SOME
I *heart* Paris. Stayed in a little apartment in Le haut Marais.
I would move there in an instant if I could get the work...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I will google them.
It was 70's porn too and in a cup. You couldn't see it unless you had a drink in there, and they had massive bushes or a white Long Dong Silver.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I WANT SOME TOO!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There must be somewhere in Bristol that has them for sure.
I only bought the one, and I can't find them online. :( It will be my B3ta show and tell.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post OO I can show you my nubbin!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna feed it after midnight and see what happens.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post dear god
I just google image searched "porn marbles" never again...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)