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This is a link post Me and missus just had a baby, and today I managed to rock him to sleep just a few moments ago, am I doing it right?
I'm not usually one for these gay RL announcements, but wanted to tell b3ta that just as he was born, when I held him in my arms and looked down at his tiny face, I just knew that he'd done a massive shit right into the pocket of the only trousers I had with me for the hospital stay. I had to wear my missus pants for the rest of the visit.

I'll always remember that sacred moment :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats bud :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Congratulations mate,
I had similarly practical thoughts when my son was born (he's 6 months now) like "he's got massive red bollocks, Jesus".

The start is hard going (as every fucker has been telling you for the last 9 months) but the thing to remember is that it is totally properly absolutely worth it. Even in the middle of the night when you'd give him away to a total stranger for free, totally worth it.

Congratualtions to you and your lady:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)
What people didn't warn me about is that the wailing is something they learn after a few days, at first we thought we had the calmest baby ever concieved.

He's yelling himself red right now ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Happened to me too
Me the wifeface sat there smugly telling our parents we had a "really placid baby" while they smiled knowingly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats.
Hard bloody work, but infinitely rewarding :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)
I'm looking forward to the delights in store, yesterday he did his first pee pee all over his mum, maybe he'll puke on me! ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post : )
congrats
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)
Tits o'clock is one of my babies favourite times ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post he he
I shall start doing more gifs at tits o clock soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Like father, like son :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post CONGRATULATIONS!

Daddy. [edit]congratulations now with 1000% extra child vomit
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)
Edit: Haha, is that you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Tabby is the one on the right. But it was taken about 4 years ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to have a suede jacket only used when doing feedings for my boys
It was called "The bird strike jacket", and is no longer in existence. Fill in the blanks for yourselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if you insist...
*drops pants*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats.
Someone said to me 'say goodbye to sleep' which was an exaggeration, I managed to catch 30 minutes earlier today. ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh dear
got it all to look forward to...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post If it gets too much for you, just sell him on the Internet.
Profit.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!!!
Mine has his 21st birthday this week, and that very moment when he was born really does only feel like last week. Enjoy, keep smiling and pour all the love in the world into the little one so no matter if you make a mistake, they will still think you are ace!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats
My boy simultaneously pissed and shit on me within seconds of me holding him for the first time.

Fatherly advice...
When it all gets too hard (with the crying and lack of sleep etc), it's sometimes easy to think that it will be like that forever. But they do get older and easier to manage, and you will settle down into a routine that works.

Also look out for the best 'early' period - when they are old enough to be left alone (i.e. not held constantly), but not old enough to crawl...
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :-)
I'm a patient sort of a chap, I just keep thinking how frustrating it must be to be a baby and totally unable to say what's going on with all these new weird sensations they get on a daily basis :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats dude!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw....,nice one
......sleep no more

Happy emoticon time,
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 16 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats!
Mine's just over 4 weeks old now. Watch out for the farts and exploding poo stage ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Krakapotl picks a pot of cracker petal potholes, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)