As someone that visits lots of people's houses (for work, I'm not a burglar)
This doesn't surprise me at all. Lots of people have similarly awful places. I once visited a house where every surface was covered in ornaments and pictures from those "special offer collectable" adverts in woman's own. 36 piece series of commemorative cliff richard plates, nice.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39,
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like this
www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p3074_Princess-Diana--A-Mother-s-Love--Candleholder.html/XTCsid/ffd37287afa9cc3fd6bc5e1327593107
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:52,
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I thought I'd have a look around that site to see if there was any more amusing tat
and I found this:
www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p1720_-Little-Umi--Baby-Monkey-Orangutan-Doll.html/XTCsid/ffd37287afa9cc3fd6bc5e1327593107
Why the shuddering fuck would anyone want this?!
Edit: Also this:
www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p2213_-Our-Lady-Treasury-of-Prayer--Music-Box.html/XTCsid/ffd37287afa9cc3fd6bc5e1327593107
I never knew there was such a thing as a musical prayer box, but now I know! (It seems a bit mean of them to supply an empty bottle with holy water written on the side - couldn't they pop down the loca church and dip it in the font before shipping, or just add tap water, nobody would ever know!)
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more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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Boke...
www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p1460_Life-of-Jesus-Charm-Bracelet.html/XTCsid/ffd37287afa9cc3fd6bc5e1327593107
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Weird tat
Sadly, my old dear mum has one of those awful baby orangutan dolls - we also asked the question 'why the f*ck would you?!!!'. It sits in a pram in her living room.... FFS.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)