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This is a link post Amazingly decorated house
This house is for sale in Aberdeen, click the 'More Pictures' link for some of the most unique and cluttered interior design I've ever seen in a house ad! Amazing stuff. Mentalists.

Edit: worth clicking 'More pictures' once into the photos bit for the most bat shit decoration
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)
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Carpet in the kitchen can be very unhygienic.

Also, no good for hangovers or relaxing.

Also, Union Jacks are very unfashionable in Scotland at the moment...
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Just the fire resistant ones
I would be interested in what the outcome would be if Scotland left the U.K.

Maybe a trial separation and some counseling?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)
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And in all this, won't someone think of the children?
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Wales?

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:44, Reply)
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Don't call them that! They'll think they're fat.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Years back I had to create some tacky tourist shite for Wales.
Just your basic stuff with the flag on it etc and the name "Wales"

Had to do a last minute revision and change it all to "Cymru" after it was pointed out "Wales"
comes from the Anglo-Saxon word for foreigner.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking of kids gets u put on the sex offenders register.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't you mean ordained?

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes father.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Good lad.
You get a special treat tonight.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh goody, biting pillow time.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
I was sitting here thinking "How bad could it b....... Oh god."
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post its like fenton did the decorating

(I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly that^
Those bedrooms are indescribable
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the blue room is incredible.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post As someone that visits lots of people's houses (for work, I'm not a burglar)
This doesn't surprise me at all. Lots of people have similarly awful places. I once visited a house where every surface was covered in ornaments and pictures from those "special offer collectable" adverts in woman's own. 36 piece series of commemorative cliff richard plates, nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:39, Reply)
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Jesus Christ!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I'd have a look around that site to see if there was any more amusing tat
and I found this:

www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p1720_-Little-Umi--Baby-Monkey-Orangutan-Doll.html/XTCsid/ffd37287afa9cc3fd6bc5e1327593107

Why the shuddering fuck would anyone want this?!

Edit: Also this:
www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p2213_-Our-Lady-Treasury-of-Prayer--Music-Box.html/XTCsid/ffd37287afa9cc3fd6bc5e1327593107

I never knew there was such a thing as a musical prayer box, but now I know! (It seems a bit mean of them to supply an empty bottle with holy water written on the side - couldn't they pop down the loca church and dip it in the font before shipping, or just add tap water, nobody would ever know!)
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:00, Reply)
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Because it's 14 inches long.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 16:05, Reply)
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(BlackMagicWoman, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Weird tat
Sadly, my old dear mum has one of those awful baby orangutan dolls - we also asked the question 'why the f*ck would you?!!!'. It sits in a pram in her living room.... FFS.
 (BlackMagicWoman, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
I like it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post too obvious but I'll say it anyway....
'Should have gone to specsavers'.

I'll get me coat.....
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post GAY!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You see, that's what we all thought.
Apparently not with all this baby talk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like 1973 has dragged me into an alley and fucked me in the eye sockets with a spoon.
Sweet merciful crap, is this tacky.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:54, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, they've got a a gamecube
So they can't be all that bad.

My dad knew a guy (who also lived in Aberdeen, must be something in the water) who despite owning a very successful business, still lived in the same bungalow he'd been born in. It was the only house on the street with Doric columns, a huge fountain in the tiny front garden, and a Mondrian in the living room. Every inch was covered in expensive tat.

It was hideous.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 15:57, Reply)