look at his tiny eyes...
they are getting smaller on his face...he looks illustrated.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:33,
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....Look at him sticking his diuck into KonnieHuq
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:34,
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dick ^
damn you un-editable subject line
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:35,
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I dunno ...
... 'sticking a duck into Konnie Huq' has a pleasing alliterative quality to it
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:38,
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\0/
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:40,
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or as a Sun headline:
"Lucky Duck in Mucky Huq Fuck"
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:26,
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Or:
Lucky Ducky Charlie Brookie in Sucky Fucky with Konnie Huq(ie)
Duck of course being relative to Nottinghamshire speak (ey up mi duck)
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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or RAMADAM BUSTERS
they could use that one AGAIN.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:15,
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OR... if she ever punches his cock...
"RAMADAMA-DING-DONG DONG DING"
She is Muslim isn't she? No? Ah well, close enough...
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:48,
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What a couple of twats
(DijitalFlouncing Back!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:51,
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Konnie Huq has powerful thigh muscels I guess.
"muscles"
I'ld vandalise her Blue Peter garden....
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:48,
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I'd probably put my penis in her vagina but, you know, each to their own.
(Dawn Of The Bread$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:51,
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I'd like to imagine that she's on her laptop somewhere, browsing this thread;
whilst absent-mindedly fingering her bumhole.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:09,
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I'd pucker up her Blue Peter badge...
(JamTallons, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:52,
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Something, something, sticky back, something
(TownsendsPublisheris all gravy baby, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:54,
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sticky bare
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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kony huq?
(admiral crunchholds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:48,
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There's nothing really wrong with them
It's just they're not a mans, eyes are they? They're more of a cockerel's eyes embedded in a mans face
(Oysterboy, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:46,
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