Absolute genius.
I never considered marriage hyperinflation before. We must stop this fithy practice before I have to cart Mrs D. around in a wheel barrow.
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:36,
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Amazingly
somebody is arguing in support of that theory at great length in the comments. Apparently legalising same sex marriage would have enormous economic costs and negatively affect hetero couples. Though he declines to explain exactly how.
(somegreybloke, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:51,
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yeah just imagine,
being married might even end up the normal state of adults. which would be unprecedented.
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:53,
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Erm, it's obvious isn't it??
I think actually it would be of immense economic benefit seeing as that the amount of money spent on the average wedding is in the tens of thousands.
Then when they get divorced they have to pay again! It's a great money making scheme for caterers, lawyers and florists!
Let's end the economic crisis by allowing any fucker to marry anything!
(DraconacticusReject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:22,
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not convinced by the "spend our way out of recession" theory,
but still, it can hardly be any worse for the economy than Christmas.
(Moon Girl Technologieshorrendous beanbag, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:24,
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I would now like to see you make an anti mixed sex marriage piece by somegaybloke
:D
(HappyToastGroat froth, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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I just sent it to my mini-sister
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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haha superb may I share this on my Facebook page?
*click*
(maidenis filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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That really made me laugh
Thank you for elegantly tackling the gay marriage issue in ways that I can understand! Off to stick the wife to the wall now... Clicky for Phobe.net joke
(Rev. JayneflakesBuy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 11:12,
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Fantastic stuff - I love these so much.
"Slippery end of the wedge" made me guffaw.
(Pig Bodine., Tue 10 Jul 2012, 12:51,
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